The JTAG-out: Make your JTAG stop chewing on the christmas tree.

[Raype]

I don't look like a boy in a dress, so I suppose that's a start. I don't particularly look like a girl in a dress either, but we can work at that.

Even if I did, I'd cripple my feet on the sea of lego bricks strewn across the floor before I made it more than two or three steps toward the door.

Ah medical technology. Is there nothing you can't do?

I'd risk it if I were you. I realize you hadn't played DAO, but one look at his lineage will show he's from a long line of brood mothers. Considering the process involved in creating one, ECK.

[Drageuth]

After a flurry of E-mails back and forth for the last hour guess what I haaaaaaaave!!!!

Congrats, buddy.

[Sprung]

Ahh, sorry, misread your post and thought you were saying it was that long for everything.

Nah, I only did the critical missions. I did start to get dragged into some crap about some guy's dead wife's body not being returned. I selected the "fuck it, she'd dead. Move on" direction

[Elin]

I was kind of afraid it might backfire. With Elin, comparing CWC to a sick cat might be a dangerous game. We might only convince her that she wants to help even more.

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more.

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night.

[Elin]

Nah, I only did the critical missions. I did start to get dragged into some crap about some guy's dead wife's body not being returned. I selected the "fuck it, she'd dead. Move on" direction

"She's gone to a better place. I don't know where that place is, but I'm sure it's better."

[Drageuth]

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more.

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night.

It's okay. They are the same things that I worry about.

[Raype]

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more.

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night.

Some people have no problem being broken up into little pieces. For what is life but the gradual formation of cracks and chips in your existence? Wear your psychosis, your physical and emotional scars, and your inability to ever be "right" again with a sense of pride!

That being said, I'm pretty broken. Meet me for lunch in 10 minutes. You bring the duct tape, I'll bring the crazy glue. <3

[Milady]

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more.

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night.

Hold that thought, I'm going to go buy you a sick cat so you have less to worry about.

[Raype]

It's okay. They are the same things that I worry about.

In your defense, the only way you'd be messing them up is with your ginormous genitalia.

[Elin]

Ah medical technology. Is there nothing you can't do?

I'd risk it if I were you. I realize you hadn't played DAO, but one look at his lineage will show he's from a long line of brood mothers. Considering the process involved in creating one, ECK.

Verily 'tis a wonderful era to be embarking on a chain of body horror moments that would make David Cronenberg squirm!

I'm guessing something like this: http://images.wikia.com/buffy/images/1/11/Balthazar.jpg?

[Sprung]

No way...

Ray was born on Halloween??
How the fuck is this shit even possible?

[Elin]

It's okay. They are the same things that I worry about.

Pfft, you're being an awesome dad to a lovely little boy. Next to that, relationships are child's play.

[Zaladane]

An apartment!?

Congrats, buddy.

We're still Emailing each other back and forth but the particulars are out of the way and just setting up times and such. Still 2 more nights until the first but big whoop. I'm probably gonna sit at Timmys or a Mcd's for the night though as it's devils night. And I'll be piss broke after rent and damage deposit

[Raype]

No way...

Ray was born on Halloween??
How the fuck is this shit even possible?

Cesarean.

But enough about salads. My parents got freaky in March.

Verily 'tis a wonderful era to be embarking on a chain of body horror moments that would make David Cronenberg squirm!

I'm guessing something like this: http://images.wikia.com/buffy/images/1/11/Balthazar.jpg?

Does this mean that you'll eventually be able to give birth to giant maggot babies? AWESOME. I want one! I mean, if they come in a litter.

Pretty much. Except with more gangrape, cannibalism, and body horror.

[Milady]

No way...

Ray was born on Halloween??
How the fuck is this shit even possible?

I feel like this post happens every Halloween.

And I haven't even been here for that many.