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28th-July-2011, 20:30
TheRealSpiders

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Originally Posted by Kouen

You forgot Random NPC's saying the same stuff over and over
and the traders never having enough currency

Right how could I forget that when I have 1000 items in my inventory every trader only had 6 caps?
28th-July-2011, 20:32
brit

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I would totally come and play Zombies with you, Inferno, but I think I would be more of a hindrance than anything. :wacko:

Also, I think I've finally figured out the formula for Bethesda games!

1. Walk.
2. Walk.
3. Walk.
4. Walk.
5. Encounter side-quest.
6. Complete side quest in ten minutes.
7. Walk.
8. Walk.
9. Walk.
10. Walk.

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Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders

Throw in a couple of loading screens and a buggy as all hell game engine and you've got GOTY material right there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kouen

You forgot Random NPC's saying the same stuff over and over
and the traders never having enough currency

Get to work, guys.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Quick travel can decrease the walking.

Just saying.

Doesn't change the formula. Just the result. It's like working in a methlab. The goal and formula will make meth. Sometimes, you'll get something else, though.
28th-July-2011, 20:33
Kouen Hasuki

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Originally Posted by brit

What? Niggas don't play TF2 anymore?

I've not played it since the influx of Free to play newfags hitting tf2 like a flaming sack of crap
28th-July-2011, 20:35
brit

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Originally Posted by Kouen

I've not played it since the influx of Free to play newfags hit tf2 like a flaming sack of crap

Shit nigga, I've had the same since 2008 and only started playing it this week. I now have it on both Windows and my OSX. I got the earbuds, nucca!
28th-July-2011, 20:38
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kouen

You forgot Random NPC's saying the same stuff over and over
and the traders never having enough currency

Why would developers want to waste time on meaningless NPC dialogue :wacko:? Oblivion wasn't bad, the stuff they set rotated.
28th-July-2011, 20:40
Wyrm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kouen

I've not played it since the influx of Free to play newfags hitting tf2 like a flaming sack of crap

:ignore:
28th-July-2011, 20:42
Pickles

Just finished darksiders, WHENS THE NEXT ONE OUT????
28th-July-2011, 20:52
Raype

Some time in 2012.

Also, prequel. :wacko:
28th-July-2011, 20:54
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Raype

Quick travel can decrease the walking.

Just saying.

Not when there's nowhere nearby to fast travel to. :wacko:

"Go to Tenpenny Tower"
Okay. Where's the tower? I better pull up my map.
/one hundred miles south of any location I've been to so far

:drag:
28th-July-2011, 20:54
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Quick travel can decrease the walking.
Just saying.

Demand open-ended games with huge explorable environments....
Get angry when you have to walk around and explore.

:wacko:
28th-July-2011, 20:58
Pickles

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Originally Posted by Raype

Some time in 2012.

Also, prequel. :wacko:

I read that its set at the same time of the first, with death trying to clear war's name or some shit. If they do a 5 game series with the 5th being the follow up and id angry and pleased at the same time, I'd vomit sunshine.
28th-July-2011, 20:59
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Not when there's nowhere nearby to fast travel to. :wacko:

"Go to Tenpenny Tower"
Okay. Where's the tower? I better pull up my map.
/one hundred miles south of any location I've been to so far

:drag:

That's what pissed me off with that game. WHY NO DRIVABLE VEHICLES DERP?
28th-July-2011, 21:01
brit

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Why would developers want to waste time on meaningless NPC dialogue :wacko:? Oblivion wasn't bad, the stuff they set rotated.

The problem with repeat/variable statements is a matter of numbers. If you're going to make NPCs all repeat the same lame phrases, MAKE A LOT OF NPCs. If your village has 200 people in it with 200 set lines total, the player doesn't notice the issue as much because there's less of a chance of them encountering the same NPC repeatedly.
28th-July-2011, 21:03
Raype

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Originally Posted by Steve

I read that its set at the same time of the first, with death trying to clear war's name or some shit. If they do a 5 game series with the 5th being the follow up and id angry and pleased at the same time, I'd vomit sunshine.

That'd be correct.

At least by then they can flesh out the characters and their playstyles for a 4 player co-op game.

You know you want it. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

That's what pissed me off with that game. WHY NO DRIVABLE VEHICLES DERP?

Yeah, that does seem a bit stupid. It's been a few centuries since the nuclear war, surely someone can make a car. Or build some kind of robotic horse. Or fashion a car.

It's not like that stuff's unheard of in Fallout.
28th-July-2011, 21:03
Wyrm

/Spider running across my wall.
/Smack with cigartette pack.
/Twitching spider on my wall.

Suffer you bastard. :wacko:
28th-July-2011, 21:05
Raype

He's probably already dead.

Dead people twitch sometimes.

It happens.
28th-July-2011, 21:07
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

That'd be correct.

At least by then they can flesh out the characters and their playstyles for a 4 player co-op game.

You know you want it. :wacko:

Yeah, that does seem a bit stupid. It's been a few centuries since the nuclear war, surely someone can make a car. Or build some kind of robotic horse. Or fashion a car.

It's not like that stuff's unheard of in Fallout.

I'd have thought the game would've given you a motorbike actually, more likely to get over all the rubble etc. :wacko:
28th-July-2011, 21:07
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by brit

The problem with repeat/variable statements is a matter of numbers. If you're going to make NPCs all repeat the same lame phrases, MAKE A LOT OF NPCs. If your village has 200 people in it with 200 set lines total, the player doesn't notice the issue as much because there's less of a chance of them encountering the same NPC repeatedly.

Graphical limitations? From the trailers, ES V looked like it had a fair amount of NPCs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

He's probably already dead.
Dead people twitch sometimes.
It happens.

I give spiders a good smashing until the twitching ends. Last time I let one twitch, the big bugger was still alive.
28th-July-2011, 21:08
brit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

That'd be correct.

At least by then they can flesh out the characters and their playstyles for a 4 player co-op game.

You know you want it. :wacko:

Yeah, that does seem a bit stupid. It's been a few centuries since the nuclear war, surely someone can make a car. Or build some kind of robotic horse. Or fashion a car.

It's not like that stuff's unheard of in Fallout.

Isn't Bethesda making RAGE? If so, why can't they make a game that takes place in a city?
28th-July-2011, 21:10
Inferno.

RAGE is made by iD?
28th-July-2011, 21:10
Slacker Magician

RAGE?
28th-July-2011, 21:14
brit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

Graphical limitations? From the trailers, ES V looked like it had a fair amount of NPCs.

Mass Effect seems to do just fine with lots of NPCs, even with ALL of the lines being spoken.
28th-July-2011, 21:15
Raype

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Originally Posted by brit

Isn't Bethesda making RAGE? If so, why can't they make a game that takes place in a city?

They're only publishing (IE, making and shipping the discs/cases). iD is doing the development (see: all the real work).
28th-July-2011, 21:15
brit

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

RAGE is made by iD?

Oh ok. I didn't know for sure. I don't really care about that game, so I jumped on the typical wasteland makers.
28th-July-2011, 21:19
Wyrm

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Originally Posted by Raype

He's probably already dead.

Dead people twitch sometimes.

It happens.

Oh no, he was still alive.

It ended up moving about 6 inches until it finally stopped.

I smacked it once more for good measure. :wacko:
28th-July-2011, 21:20
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

That's what pissed me off with that game. WHY NO DRIVABLE VEHICLES DERP?

This.

At the very least, let me ride one of the mutant cows.
28th-July-2011, 21:26
brit

You guys remember the first time you landed on a planet in Mass Effect 1 and drive that shitty Mako around for twenty minutes looking for your next location? That's what I gathered from Fallout 3+ while watching my friend play.
28th-July-2011, 21:26
Inferno.

I think I'm gonna have an ice cream then go to bed to watch TV.

I spent the last like 6 hours or so playing zombies on and off. :wav:
28th-July-2011, 21:26
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brit

You guys remember the first time you landed on a planet in Mass Effect 1 and drive that shitty Mako around for twenty minutes looking for your next location? That's what I gathered from Fallout 3+ while watching my friend play.

Hated driving that shit thing 'round.
28th-July-2011, 21:27
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I think I'm gonna have an ice cream then go to bed to watch TV.

I spent the last like 6 hours or so playing zombies on and off. :wav:

:wav:
28th-July-2011, 21:30
Kouen Hasuki

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Originally Posted by The Worm

:ignore:

You dont play it though :P
28th-July-2011, 21:35
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I think I'm gonna have an ice cream then go to bed to watch TV.

I spent the last like 6 hours or so playing zombies on and off. :wav:

Night. :wav:

And congrats.

(It also feels weird saying "goodnight" to someone at 2:30 in the afternoon, my time. :dread: )
28th-July-2011, 21:35
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Night. :wav:

And congrats.

(It also feels weird saying "goodnight" to someone at 2:30 in the afternoon, my time. :dread: )

22:35PM here. :]
28th-July-2011, 21:40
Pickles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

That'd be correct.

At least by then they can flesh out the characters and their playstyles for a 4 player co-op game.

You know you want it. :wacko:

Yeah, that does seem a bit stupid. It's been a few centuries since the nuclear war, surely someone can make a car. Or build some kind of robotic horse. Or fashion a car.

It's not like that stuff's unheard of in Fallout.

Og god I do. :wacko:
28th-July-2011, 21:42
Inferno.

Yeah Drageuth I've had a hernia since I was born, not joking.

It doesn't affect me in any way, but it's there. It's in my belly button. o_O It's squidgy in there... :wacko:
28th-July-2011, 21:51
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

Yeah Drageuth I've had a hernia since I was born, not joking.

It doesn't affect me in any way, but it's there. It's in my belly button. o_O It's squidgy in there... :wacko:

God knows it can't be from working too hard.
28th-July-2011, 22:00
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

God knows it can't be from working too hard.

:D
28th-July-2011, 22:08
Pickles

Yay the red dead online works even though its an american copy :D
28th-July-2011, 22:15
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

Yay the red dead online works even though its an american copy :D

Of course it works...
28th-July-2011, 22:20
Cookie Monster

Mako was great :ignore:

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