dieing from the terror of mohitQuote:
Originally Posted by Mohit
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dieing from the terror of mohitQuote:
Originally Posted by Mohit
how about the episode on 1,000 ways to die when the idiot buys an old pilot jet seat and his friend asks him what the red pull tab underneath it was for, he pulls it and goes flying through his roof (seat was still live!)
What if the sharks won't eat the butt plug. ? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordOfTime
watching Hot Problems
someone sticking a fork into a toaster.
microwaving foil.
drinking antifreeze.
smoking and spraying hairspray.
teasing a pitbull.
these are some stupid ways to die.
How bout, taking a roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck No--
*get's roundhoused in face*
*dies*
Hay gaiz, lets play a game with a loaded revolver and take turns pulling the trigger while pointing it at our heads
Good idea! Pulls trigger. blam*dead*
Might as well say I win *pulls trigger* BLAM!
............................:sweat: He's dead :sweat:
SwordOfTime
Fighting Stupidity while posting in a thread encouraging creative stupidity.
Having a heart attack during a prostate exam.
I bet that has actually happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by letsuo20
In a drug war :P
Heart failure while on the toilet. Imagine the reaction from the person who finds you :>
I was drunk at my grandparents once and it was my grandpals birthday, luckly i was at the point between remembering and black out and i walked in on one of my grandpauls friends passed out on the toilet with his pants down. luckly for me i was awt the point where i only remember what happened not what i saw.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaslowK
+1 for alcohol :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
Must've took a lot of effort to squeeze it out lolQuote:
Originally Posted by MaslowK
I knew a Native American guy who went to Harvard, nearly finished, then came back to the Reservation and took a shotgun blast to the chest in a drug deal. It really is a stupid way to die.
On a pile of money!
I've read about someone who died because of overf*ping, not sure if its true though, but still a stupid way to die.
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Kevin Gloria
Ahh yes, here, the source: http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/bo...ating-42-timesQuote:
Originally Posted by SwordOfTime
Capital punishment
Getting into a one-sided fight with Patchouli AND Flandre Scarlet...and Nue's laughing her ass off at this...Magical Fisticuffs!
Wet yourself and dropping an electronic in surprise (thus shocking yourself via urine).
Off topic but I always thought it would be funny if a news station managed to corner one of those big wig bank scandal/house foreclosure crooks and they actually found him rolling on a pile of money cackling to himself. Just for shock value because usually the guys aren't available for comment. :revwacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jubilation
On topic: Most emotionally motivated ways end up being stupid in retrospect.
Jup! Seems kinda naive most of the time. -.-"Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
To topic: Being bitten by a zombie.
Seriously, get away from these weirdos! D:
Listening to Justin Beiber while on a date with rebecca Black
An unnamed Chinese man, 42, from Haikou died during an altercation with a 41-year-old woman over a parking space. The woman reportedly grabbed his testicles and squeezed them until he was rendered unconscious. The man was later pronounced dead at the hospital from the injuries
getting strangled by a bungee cord while you're bungee jumping
Getting your beard caught in the garbage disposal and drowning.
eat a puffer fish
Masturbation while power-drinking Red Bull or Monster Energy...
Tripping over a cat and falling down a cliff into the sea and drowning?
ima think of one soon...
Check out the Darwin Awards.
The stories told in them tell about people who find ridiculous ways to die.
ah yes, homemaking C4 and it blowing up in your face
Shocked to death by a computer shorting out...
Demonstrating gun safety, parachute demonstration, etc etc.