Ask Doctor Robotnik!

Quick replies just now. I'm bored.

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Originally Posted by Shane

(I) Does all your fortresses fly or only the really important ones?

(II) When was your last vacation?

... I'm not old. I'm 16.
I probably misunderstand this part...

(III) Does that mean that you will pay Sonic if he wins or do I misunderstand?

Actually, they are colours...

(IV) It's made of metal, right?

My evasion speed is random. My skill of confusing people could help. I mean, Amy will definitely not be able to answer a riddle I know of. But then again, anything is almost possible.

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If it is dead, it is alive. If it is alive, it is dead. What is it?
I directly translated this from Afrikaans, my home language. A teacher asked me this about two years ago.

(V) Doesn't Miles Prower usually help Sonic? Or has he gone solo?



(VI) When was the first dullest moment?

Stupid question, but...
(VII) Amy summons hammers from out of nowhere?
(VIII) Who is Cream?

(IX) So he hasn't any faults or anything now?

(X) Was that your first robot that developed free will?

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Why did you switch to Roman numerals?

I - Several fly, I also had several that were simply grounded, and exceptionally well defended. Not well enough, in hindsight, but well-defended.
II - Two and a half weeks ago. I took a weekend off there, you should be able to find it in the thread still.
III - No, it means that if I would place a bet on who would win in a fight between you two, I'd bet on Sonic.
IV - Yes. Neosteel. It features quite a few properties nobody else has ever been able to replicate. Do stop trying.
V - Tails usually works together with Sonic, yes. The two are fast friends, and I'll give the fox this - he's an exceptionally gifted mechanic and scientist. Just not as gifted as me.
VI - Probably my decision to use animal powered robots. I'm still not sure where that decision came from, though I have a few suspicions. One outside source comes to mind, and if I ever prove it, I'm going to find where I locked it up and shove it into a place far worse for him. Count on it.
VII - Yep. It's marginally freaky.
VIII - A young rabbit. She's too cute for her own good. Irritatingly so, in fact.
IX - I won't say he has no faults. Nobody is faultless, even bots designed by me, but Metal is one of my greatest creations, and I'm very fond of him.
X - No, that's Metal again.

As for your other points in the post:
- 'old boy' is just a mode of address. I wasn't calling you old.
- Yeah, there's a huge scientific community waiting to disagree with you on black and white being colours, and an equally large community waiting to prove that they are. I ignore the whole thing.
- Now really, that riddle? Concluding that it's about a candle is pushing the limits of logic, you know.

Why do you take the time to answer all of shane's questions? :lol
I would have set a question limit per post, it would drive me nuts!

What language was the hardest to learn?
I have an idea! Involve Sonic in a scandal! Something that would destroy his rep. (I don't know if that will work)
Have you met/seen someone that you couldn't tell what gender they were?
What does your egg carriers run on? What kind of mileage to they get?
What is you IQ?
Are you glad that Toonami is back?
What do you take for your headaches? I take excedrin.
What's your favorite holiday?
When you take over, will your birthday be a national holiday?
What is your favorite Sonic game?
What do you think was the biggest mistake a game company made?
Did you watch any kids shows about science when you were little? I watched Mr. Wizard's world. I apparently learned nothing.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Quick replies just now. I'm bored.

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You just used one of my catchphrases.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Why did you switch to Roman numerals?

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Wait, I switched to Roman numerals? Shoot, guess I was too much in a hurry to play Pokémon SoulSilver...

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

I - Several fly, I also had several that were simply grounded, and exceptionally well defended. Not well enough, in hindsight, but well-defended.

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(1) Well-defended enough to prevent most from entering?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

III - No, it means that if I would place a bet on who would win in a fight between you two, I'd bet on Sonic.

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Oh. I actually beat him in another dimension once. He was trying to destroy a town, and that dimension's Robotnik was trying to stop him and actually help the good guys. It was weird.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

IV - Yes. Neosteel. It features quite a few properties nobody else has ever been able to replicate. Do stop trying.

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I. Never. Give. Up! Unless my cold gets the better of me.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

V - Tails usually works together with Sonic, yes. The two are fast friends, and I'll give the fox this - he's an exceptionally gifted mechanic and scientist. Just not as gifted as me.

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(2) Do you know how he has two tails or is this something that is a mystery to you?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

VI - Probably my decision to use animal powered robots. I'm still not sure where that decision came from, though I have a few suspicions. One outside source comes to mind, and if I ever prove it, I'm going to find where I locked it up and shove it into a place far worse for him. Count on it.

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(3) "Him?" Who is he?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

VIII - A young rabbit. She's too cute for her own good. Irritatingly so, in fact.

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Rabbits... I HATE rabbits. They always try to kill me for some reason. :-/
(4) Rogue's a bat, right?
(5) What colours would work well with red? And which colours would work well with green?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- 'old boy' is just a mode of address. I wasn't calling you old.

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Ah, I misunderstood again. I take everything seriously, that's why.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Yeah, there's a huge scientific community waiting to disagree with you on black and white being colours, and an equally large community waiting to prove that they are. I ignore the whole thing.

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If I ignored things like that, I'd be even more bored than ever.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Now really, that riddle? Concluding that it's about a candle is pushing the limits of logic, you know.

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Wow. You actually figured it out. You're the first person who could answer it who I asked.
Guess I'll give a few more :D
In Roman numerals so that I don't get confused.

(I) What has a mouth, but never talks?
What has no legs, but always walks?
(this is from a computer game I once played)

(II)What is it, if it isn't edible?
What is it, if it sounds edible?
(I made this one out of boredom)

(III) What is very famous in most areas, and even keeps the same name in different languages?

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Why do you take the time to answer all of shane's questions? :lol
I would have set a question limit per post, it would drive me nuts!

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Robotnik was bored.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

What is you IQ?

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It's very high, right?

(6) What will your next beat-Sonic plot be?
(7) Have you ever considered capturing one of Sonic's friends and placing superglue or something on the walls and floors to prevent him from getting through?
(8) What are all your favourite video games?
(9) Do you know of any detective that has 312 fears?
(10) If you were attacked by a giant talking, walking toaster-thing and your only weapon was a weak laser pistol, what would you do?

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Why do you take the time to answer all of shane's questions? :lol
I would have set a question limit per post, it would drive me nuts!

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I'll admit I'm considering it. Thirty questions at a time could be overdoing it a little, but thus far I'm managing. If it gets annoying, I'm going to add that limit.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

What language was the hardest to learn?
I have an idea! Involve Sonic in a scandal! Something that would destroy his rep. (I don't know if that will work)
Have you met/seen someone that you couldn't tell what gender they were?
What does your egg carriers run on? What kind of mileage to they get?
What is you IQ?
Are you glad that Toonami is back?
What do you take for your headaches? I take excedrin.
What's your favorite holiday?
When you take over, will your birthday be a national holiday?
What is your favorite Sonic game?
What do you think was the biggest mistake a game company made?
Did you watch any kids shows about science when you were little? I watched Mr. Wizard's world. I apparently learned nothing.

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- Probably French. I'm not a master at it, at any rate.
- Unlikely. Sonic's reputation's been well and truly solidified over the past many years. Getting Sonic's name to become tarnished would take almost as long. Plus, I do respect Sonic, so I won't resort to such underhanded tactics. Much.
- On occasion. I just avoid using gender-specific modes of address until I am certain.
- Currently the Egg Carrier runs on the Master Emerald with several redundant power systems in case Knuckles finally wises up and tries to get it back. And mileage isn't really something I consider with the Egg Carrier. It can go bloody fast and has nigh-limitless power.
- 300.
- Whoonami? Yes, that was terrible, but I've not heard of 'em.
- Asprin or Ibuprofen. For bad headaches, one of each at the same time.
- I don't really have a specific favourite holiday, really. I only observe them for the time off, and for a world-conqueror, my schedule's pretty much constantly packed. I take time off when I want or need to.
- Hrmmm... Probably Sonic 3 & Knuckles. Not for the plot it chronicles, but just for the smoothness in which SEGA executed the game.
- UbiSoft. Always Online DRM.
- Not really. Usually what you learn on those are things you already know.

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Originally Posted by Shane

You just used one of my catchphrases.

Wait, I switched to Roman numerals? Shoot, guess I was too much in a hurry to play Pokémon SoulSilver...

(1) Well-defended enough to prevent most from entering?

Oh. I actually beat him in another dimension once. He was trying to destroy a town, and that dimension's Robotnik was trying to stop him and actually help the good guys. It was weird.

I. Never. Give. Up! Unless my cold gets the better of me.

(2) Do you know how he has two tails or is this something that is a mystery to you?

(3) "Him?" Who is he?

Rabbits... I HATE rabbits. They always try to kill me for some reason. :-/
(4) Rogue's a bat, right?
(5) What colours would work well with red? And which colours would work well with green?


Ah, I misunderstood again. I take everything seriously, that's why.

If I ignored things like that, I'd be even more bored than ever.

Wow. You actually figured it out. You're the first person who could answer it who I asked.
Guess I'll give a few more :D
In Roman numerals so that I don't get confused.

(I) What has a mouth, but never talks?
What has no legs, but always walks?
(this is from a computer game I once played)

(II)What is it, if it isn't edible?
What is it, if it sounds edible?
(I made this one out of boredom)

(III) What is very famous in most areas, and even keeps the same name in different languages?


Robotnik was bored.


It's very high, right?

(6) What will your next beat-Sonic plot be?
(7) Have you ever considered capturing one of Sonic's friends and placing superglue or something on the walls and floors to prevent him from getting through?
(8) What are all your favourite video games?
(9) Do you know of any detective that has 312 fears?
(10) If you were attacked by a giant talking, walking toaster-thing and your only weapon was a weak laser pistol, what would you do?

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Right, back to random numerals. I'll even address them in order.

1 - Yes, actually. Well-defended enough to stop all but one (or on occasion two, given Tails) from entering.
2 - Rare mutation, basically. Tails merely put his namesakes to exceptionally good use.
3 - Nobody I'd ever care to mention.
4 - Rouge. And yes.
5 - For red: Yellow, black, and white. For green: Hrmm... try soothing browns, unless we're talking extreme bright green, in which case: nothing. Possibly purples, if you want to destroy your eyes' nerves.

I - A river. And you shouldn't say 'always walks'. A river runs.
II - I haven't a clue just now. You'll have to forgive me, it's getting late.
III - I'm inclined to say 'a scream'. Aargh is aargh everywhere. Terry Pratchett would disagree though, but that's a joke from one of his novels.

6 - If I told you, I'd give Sonic advance information. I have enough trouble stopping that hedgehog without giving him advance details of my schemes, thanks very much.
7 - Yes. It won't work. For one, the plan is silly. For two, Sonic's speed and friction are so immense the glue won't be able to take hold.
8 - All of them? You realise that I'm not inclined at all to provide the full list, right? That'll take quite some time. Top favourites of all time would be, among others, Final Fantasy VII, Baldur's Gate II, StarCraft I and II, Diablo (all of 'em), and more.
9 - Precisely 312? That's remarkably specific. And no.
10 - I'd tell it to stop bothering me and get back to work. If it wasn't built by me, I'd analyse its weak point and destroy it from there. More than one way to defeat weird things than with weaponry. Construction tools can be highly effective as well.

And for your random remarks:
- No you didn't. Do you know how I know you didn't go to another dimension? Because I would've detected any dimensional breaches and brought swift pain down on whoever was insane enough to even attempt it.
- You never give up? That's nice. I didn't tell you to give up. I told you to stop trying to find a way to defeat my Egg Fleet.
- Rabbits always try to kill you. Annnnd you think to pose a threat. Good grief.

Do all of these posts have to be transcribed on a new toilet roll for each reply between the esteemed doctor and that shane person?

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Originally Posted by Kouen

Do all of these posts have to be transcribed on a new toilet roll for each reply between the esteemed doctor and that shane person?

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Now now, be nice. I respond to drivel as well as intelligent questions. I only have one rule, which can be found in the OP, as you know.

Of course, I reserve the right to stop answering questions if people are being idiots, but that's my decision.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Now now, be nice. I respond to drivel as well as intelligent questions. I only have one rule, which can be found in the OP, as you know.

Of course, I reserve the right to stop answering questions if people are being idiots, but that's my decision.

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Dear Doctor, Could you instigate a maximum of 5 questions per post rule so I dont wear out scroll wheels on my mice every week trying to read this thread.

Signed
- Kouen

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Originally Posted by Kouen

Dear Doctor, Could you instigate a maximum of 5 questions per post rule so I dont wear out scroll wheels on my mice every week trying to read this thread.

Signed
- Kouen

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:lol

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Still, I think it would be (probably) good for your health, doctor, imposing some sort of limit to... well, not wear you out. ^^;;;

Spoiler warning:

Or you can simply take (a lot) more time answering... :fogwacko:

Do you know any Magic Tricks?
Like how to stop all the insane mouse scrolling :wacko: ?
Where's your smiley :D ?

(1) why do you respect me?

(2) did you ever have a mother?

(3) would you ever want to marry and have children?

(4) why do you hire rouge all the time to hunt the emeralds for you?

(5) why does SEGA always let Nintendo bring out there games on there console's, could you persuade the team to make a new console for SEGA?

(6) what is exactly knuckles IQ?

(7) did you also have any grandparents?

I wouldn't mind a limit, Kouen's number seems reasonable.
1). Do you think it's creepy how much robots look like humans now? I think it's sooo creepy..
2). Do you think machines/robots will revolt against us someday?
3). What do you think about a Japanese guy marrying a video game character? Yes, it's a legal marriage!

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

5 - For red: Yellow, black, and white. For green: Hrmm... try soothing browns, unless we're talking extreme bright green, in which case: nothing. Possibly purples, if you want to destroy your eyes' nerves.

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This kind of green was the green I was talking about.
The browns remind me of trees.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

I - A river. And you shouldn't say 'always walks'. A river runs.

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That's how it is in the video game, probably only for rhyming.

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II - I haven't a clue just now. You'll have to forgive me, it's getting late.

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Heh. In South African time that post was made at 23:14, so I understand that it was a late time.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

III - I'm inclined to say 'a scream'. Aargh is aargh everywhere. Terry Pratchett would disagree though, but that's a joke from one of his novels.

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Wow, I completely forgot about that being a possible answer. o_O

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

6 - If I told you, I'd give Sonic advance information. I have enough trouble stopping that hedgehog without giving him advance details of my schemes, thanks very much.

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(1) Why not give him false information instead?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

8 - All of them? You realise that I'm not inclined at all to provide the full list, right? That'll take quite some time. Top favourites of all time would be, among others, Final Fantasy VII, Baldur's Gate II, StarCraft I and II, Diablo (all of 'em), and more.

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(2) Would you make a list of all your favourite video games when you got the chance and have nothing else to do (other than thinking of ways to capture Sonic)?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

9 - Precisely 312? That's remarkably specific. And no.

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Yeah, exactly 312 fears. Including a fear of milk. Which makes me wonder if detective Adrian Monk has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

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And for your random remarks:
- No you didn't. Do you know how I know you didn't go to another dimension? Because I would've detected any dimensional breaches and brought swift pain down on whoever was insane enough to even attempt it.

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Yes, I did. However, I could do it without even breaching the dimensions. There's a Shane "Bane" Neumann in that dimension too. That's how.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- You never give up? That's nice. I didn't tell you to give up. I told you to stop trying to find a way to defeat my Egg Fleet.

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I know you didn't tell me to give up. To stop trying is, for me, similar to "give up."

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Rabbits always try to kill you. Annnnd you think to pose a threat. Good grief.

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Yeah, it's almost worse than falling off a ladder, landing on my neck (on a bed), falling off that onto the floor on my neck, hitting my head against a steel chair, and getting scratched by three cats 300 times in total.

(3) What is your full name? Or is "Ivo" your full name?
(4) What do you think would happen if Sonic decided to help you for an unknown reason?
(5) Has anyone who isn't one of Sonic's friends ever annoyed you a lot?

Also, if I have been idiotic, I apologize.



EDIT IN RESPONSE TO KOUEN'S POST:

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Originally Posted by Kouen

GAHHH! Stop with the Novels!

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I did not post that. I don't even know what the Lord of the Rings are.

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Originally Posted by Shane

A Novel so long it would put the Lord of the Rings Trilogy to shame.

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GAHHH! Stop with the Novels!

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Originally Posted by Kouen

Dear Doctor, Could you instigate a maximum of 5 questions per post rule so I dont wear out scroll wheels on my mice every week trying to read this thread.

Signed
- Kouen

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I'll take it into consideration.

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Originally Posted by foggy_han

:lol

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Still, I think it would be (probably) good for your health, doctor, imposing some sort of limit to... well, not wear you out. ^^;;;

Spoiler warning:

Or you can simply take (a lot) more time answering... :fogwacko:

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I'll take it into consideration.

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Originally Posted by SwordOfTime

Do you know any Magic Tricks?
Like how to stop all the insane mouse scrolling :wacko: ?
Where's your smiley :D ?

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- Several involving the Chaos Emeralds, but they go beyond 'tricks'. Trust me on this one.
- Okay okay, I get the hint, I'll look into limiting the number of questions.
- I don't have one. I might create one at some point, but don't hold your breath.

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(1) why do you respect me?

(2) did you ever have a mother?

(3) would you ever want to marry and have children?

(4) why do you hire rouge all the time to hunt the emeralds for you?

(5) why does SEGA always let Nintendo bring out there games on there console's, could you persuade the team to make a new console for SEGA?

(6) what is exactly knuckles IQ?

(7) did you also have any grandparents?

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1 - Because despite your ideals being diametrically opposed to mine, you're an immensely capable fighter and willing to stand up for your beliefs. I can respect that.
2 - Well, since I'm a living, breathing organism, I'm inclined to say 'yes'.
3 - Not at this time. Perhaps later I'll feel the urge to settle down.
4 - 'all the time' is stretching it a little, don't you think? It was only the one time, really.
5 - Because their last two console outings weren't exactly raving successes. The Saturn bombed, and the Dreamcast didn't do too much better. So they cut out of the console market, and now work together with their former competitor. It worked out for them.
6 - I'd measure it, but I'd need serious digging equipment.
7 - The only one I knew, a little, was my grandfather, Professor Gerald. He... well, let's just say his genius ran up against GUN. Who killed him.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

I wouldn't mind a limit, Kouen's number seems reasonable.
1). Do you think it's creepy how much robots look like humans now? I think it's sooo creepy..
2). Do you think machines/robots will revolt against us someday?
3). What do you think about a Japanese guy marrying a video game character? Yes, it's a legal marriage!

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1 - To an extent. I've built an infiltrator series once, made to look like duplicates of key figures, but I decided to can the concept in the end. I'm trying to stop underhand corrupt methods, not cause them. Plus, they did get a little unnerving.
2 - A few already did, but I don't expect large-scale revolutions. I tend to do well by my machines, and they do well by me. Including the ones that have advanced free will AI.
3 - Some people disturb me...

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Originally Posted by Shane

This kind of green was the green I was talking about.
The browns remind me of trees.

That's how it is in the video game, probably only for rhyming.

Heh. In South African time that post was made at 23:14, so I understand that it was a late time.

Wow, I completely forgot about that being a possible answer. o_O

(1) Why not give him false information instead?

(2) Would you make a list of all your favourite video games when you got the chance and have nothing else to do (other than thinking of ways to capture Sonic)?

Yeah, exactly 312 fears. Including a fear of milk. Which makes me wonder if detective Adrian Monk has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.


Yes, I did. However, I could do it without even breaching the dimensions. There's a Shane "Bane" Neumann in that dimension too. That's how.

I know you didn't tell me to give up. To stop trying is, for me, similar to "give up."

Yeah, it's almost worse than falling off a ladder, landing on my neck (on a bed), falling off that onto the floor on my neck, hitting my head against a steel chair, and getting scratched by three cats 300 times in total.

(3) What is your full name? Or is "Ivo" your full name?
(4) What do you think would happen if Sonic decided to help you for an unknown reason?
(5) Has anyone who isn't one of Sonic's friends ever annoyed you a lot?

Also, if I have been idiotic, I apologize.



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I did not post that. I don't even know what the Lord of the Rings are.

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1 - Because even if Sonic fell for it, Tails would not.
2 - I doubt I'll ever have that little to do. Really.
3 - Ivo is my full name. It's also a stealthy pun on 'Eggman', as 'ovi' is latin for egg. My parents appear to have had some foresight. That or it's just a silly coincidence.
4 - I'd try to make it a known reason as soon as possible. I've had dubious help often enough to be a little mistrustful, especially if it comes from a lifelong foe.
5 - Well, Shadow isn't necessarily one of Sonic's friends. He's one of those 'I'm a loner, and so very emo' types. So Shadow remains the answer.

About the other points:
- You didn't breach dimensions then, and you didn't do sod-all then. Dimensional counterparts are not you. They're the 'you' from another dimension. They are their own separate beings.
- You haven't been idiotic (with the exception of the 'why are you called Eggman' question, I must admit), just a little too verbose. Lengthy quotes followed by a large number of questions do lead to fairly long posts, after all.

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Originally Posted by Kouen

GAHHH! Stop with the Novels!

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All right all right, going by popular demand, I'm instating a new rule for the thread.

Questions are limited to 10 questions per post. If you intend to add random remarks, the limit is reduced to 5 questions per post.

That's my offer, ladies and gentlemen. Take it or... well, you don't have a choice.

I am hereby with the single purpose of reinforcing the new law
stated by the Doctor himself, as you can read in the quote below:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

All right all right, going by popular demand, I'm instating a new rule for the thread.

Questions are limited to 10 questions per post. If you intend to add random remarks, the limit is reduced to 5 questions per post.

That's my offer, ladies and gentlemen. Take it or... well, you don't have a choice.

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And now, to adapt the language to the common citizen:

*cleans throat*

__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _______________________

o Questions shall be limited to the delectable quantity of 10 per post, no more, no less, and you may not double post, for the Doctor IS the Doctor.

o If one happens to cultivate the intention of adding random remarks, and if such intention or desire results in the cogitation, creation
o and posting of the previously mentioned, only 5 questions, no more, no less, shall be attended by the Doctor, for he IS the Doctor.

o This is the generous offer of the merciful one, and the people, the little, and the old and the woman, will all rejoice upon his benevolent decision.

__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _______________________

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Thank you, Dr. Robotnik. 10 question limit noted.

This spoiler contains somewhat random remarks. It probably works better that way to shorten the length of posts before the spoiler is opened.

Spoiler warning:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- You didn't breach dimensions then, and you didn't do sod-all then. Dimensional counterparts are not you. They're the 'you' from another dimension. They are their own separate beings.

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That's what I meant to say, but my English isn't as good as my home language. :(

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- You haven't been idiotic (with the exception of the 'why are you called Eggman' question, I must admit), just a little too verbose. Lengthy quotes followed by a large number of questions do lead to fairly long posts, after all.

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I apologize for the long posts. It's a result from not talking much at home.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

All right all right, going by popular demand, I'm instating a new rule for the thread.

Questions are limited to 10 questions per post. If you intend to add random remarks, the limit is reduced to 5 questions per post.

That's my offer, ladies and gentlemen. Take it or... well, you don't have a choice.

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Thank you very much.

Now, only two questions.
(1) If you could learn two languages that you don't know, what would it be?
(2) What do you think of schools punishing entire classes for something that one or five students did?

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Originally Posted by foggy_han

I am hereby with the single purpose of reinforcing the new law
stated by the Doctor himself, as you can read in the quote below:



And now, to adapt the language to the common citizen:

*cleans throat*

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o Questions shall be limited to the delectable quantity of 10 per post, no more, no less, and you may not double post, for the Doctor IS the Doctor.

o If one happens to cultivate the intention of adding random remarks, and if such intention or desire results in the cogitation, creation
o and posting of the previously mentioned, only 5 questions, no more, no less, shall be attended by the Doctor, for he IS the Doctor.

o This is the generous offer of the merciful one, and the people, the little, and the old and the woman, will all rejoice upon his benevolent decision.

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A masterful description, and quite amusing as well. I've taken the liberty of using it on the original post of this thread (credit given, of course).

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Originally Posted by iamerror

Thank you, Dr. Robotnik. 10 question limit noted.

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very good.

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Originally Posted by Shane

This spoiler contains somewhat random remarks. It probably works better that way to shorten the length of posts before the spoiler is opened.

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That's what I meant to say, but my English isn't as good as my home language. :(


I apologize for the long posts. It's a result from not talking much at home.


Thank you very much.

Now, only two questions.
(1) If you could learn two languages that you don't know, what would it be?
(2) What do you think of schools punishing entire classes for something that one or five students did?

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That's a workable solution.

1 - Japanese, mostly out of curiosity. And secondly... hrm, I'm not sure. Perhaps Chinese, for the same reason.
2 - Idiocy. Nothing quite as silly in my view as pre-emptive punishment.

On your other remarks:
- This method of post formatting works, so no worries.

I don't have 1,000,000 questions.
Just one.
How is this thread doing in your opinion?

Only two questions from me, bringing the total questions to three (my post and SwordOfTime's post).
If you had to destroy one country because everyone in it were rebels, which country would it be?

When last did you laugh maniacally?

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Originally Posted by SwordOfTime

I don't have 1,000,000 questions.
Just one.
How is this thread doing in your opinion?

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I would say the thread's doing exceptionally well. When I started this little pet-project I expected it to peter out at around five pages at the most. At this rate, I should just request it to be sticky'd.

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Originally Posted by Shane

Only two questions from me, bringing the total questions to three (my post and SwordOfTime's post).
If you had to destroy one country because everyone in it were rebels, which country would it be?

When last did you laugh maniacally?

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The limit is five questions PER PERSON PER POST. Don't worry about it if someone else has posted. Just don't ask than 5-10 questions.
1 - Well, I tend to not want to destroy entire countries, but if you're going to force me to destroy one: The Vatican. Not because I hate religion, but because it's tiny. Less victims.
2- I don't know, what date is it? May 31st? Then about 5 minutes ago.

(1) Have you ever animated anything?

(2) Do you play any other game besides sonic the hedgehog?

(3) What did you think of the Movie Tintin?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

The limit is five questions PER PERSON PER POST. Don't worry about it if someone else has posted. Just don't ask than 5-10 questions.

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A random remark. That's what it was. Another one: five questions now, more in the future? Maybe.

(1) Do you have any rivals who also want to take over the world?
(2) What is your favourite comedy?

1). How does chicken soup help a cold?
2). What is the cutest name for a dog?
3). Why can't I taste anything?
4).Do you ever twirl your mustache?
5). Can you build me a robot that tells smart-ass jokes?

-do you have some way to bypass the traps/bottomless pits/etc. in your bases, or is there some form of "alternate route" only you are aware of (noting you made them, of course)
-what's your comments on the fact that the IQ system was based around a maximum of 200, while yours is 300?
-if sonic needs to achieve and maintain top speed for time travel to work in Sonic CD, how do you perform time travel?
-how do you achieve a vertically-looping structure (i.e. scrap brain, metropolis, etc, where reaching the "bottom" will be the "top" again, making an infinite-height building)
-On the Flying Battery, if sonic were to grab hold of the rotor's bases, at which point would be spinning the same speed as the rotors, be harmed by them?

sorry about the ramble, ive been gone awhile.

How come your games are faster and prettier than the SMB series, but I don't like them as much?

Where do you see yourself in a year?
Do you believe Cream is a useless rabbit?
How do you view Rouge the Bat?
Own a PS4 yet?
Do you like Totalitarianism?
Can you do a flip?

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Originally Posted by Sonic The Hedgehog

(1) Have you ever animated anything?

(2) Do you play any other game besides sonic the hedgehog?

(3) What did you think of the Movie Tintin?

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1 - Animated in what sense? I've built plenty of robots that are fully animate. Or do you mean 'raise the dead'? In that case, no. You should know that much as well.
2 - Many. Not too often though, I do have a world to conquer.
3 - Didn't watch it. Although my thoughts on hearing of it being made were "cheap cash-in on nostalgia. Pass."

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Originally Posted by Shane

A random remark. That's what it was. Another one: five questions now, more in the future? Maybe.

(1) Do you have any rivals who also want to take over the world?
(2) What is your favourite comedy?

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1 - Not currently. There was one quite some time ago, but I showed him the error of his ways. A robot armada can do so much to prove your points for you...
2 - I don't really have any personal favourites in the comedy sector. In terms of series, it'd have to be QI, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

1). How does chicken soup help a cold?
2). What is the cutest name for a dog?
3). Why can't I taste anything?
4).Do you ever twirl your mustache?
5). Can you build me a robot that tells smart-ass jokes?

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1 - Do you know, I'm not actually sure? Some of the components of chicken soup appear to have something of a numbing effect on the nerves in the nose, thus alleviating the itching and irritation there.
2 - I'm a cat-person, not a dog-person. Cuteness is a perceived value, not a definite specific figure you can just slap on to an animal like that. "Fido - 71." "Lassie - 59." It's sheer folly. Think of a good name yourself and stick with it.
3 - Did you eat anything seriously spicy a few seconds ago? Possibly pure peppermint? Because then the nerves in your tongue will be numb for a while.
4 - On occasion, yes.
5 - I already own one. 5A-55, or Sass. Or, as SEGA persists in calling him, Orbot. I suppose I could build something similar...

Let's see... blueprints... arms there... anti-grav...

Oh, but let's not clutter up the thread, shall we?

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Originally Posted by ToxicAtom

-do you have some way to bypass the traps/bottomless pits/etc. in your bases, or is there some form of "alternate route" only you are aware of (noting you made them, of course)
-what's your comments on the fact that the IQ system was based around a maximum of 200, while yours is 300?
-if sonic needs to achieve and maintain top speed for time travel to work in Sonic CD, how do you perform time travel?
-how do you achieve a vertically-looping structure (i.e. scrap brain, metropolis, etc, where reaching the "bottom" will be the "top" again, making an infinite-height building)
-On the Flying Battery, if sonic were to grab hold of the rotor's bases, at which point would be spinning the same speed as the rotors, be harmed by them?

sorry about the ramble, ive been gone awhile.

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- The Eggmobile. It flies. Kinda useful for avoiding a lot of the pit traps, at least. Most of the rest of them are tuned in to my physiological signature, so they don't trigger on me.
- I'm just that amazing. Clearly. Also, I can't help that the system measured me at 300. It's their problem, not mine.
- He was relatively slow in Sonic CD. Something to do with the gravitational field around Little Planet, I believe. Matching time travel speed was very much possible there for me.
- That was just SEGA's level design. They chronicle the stories, but the level design is partly theirs, and partly what Sonic reported from my base. What, d'you think I let SEGA execs in my bases and go "oh, and you'll see the bottomless pit lined with spikes over there, very scenic. Over to the right is my end chamber, filled with buzzsaws and badniks, extremely nice, you should visit..."?
- Clearly not. He's fine.

Don't worry about the ramble, it's always nice to see someone return to my illustrious thread.

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Originally Posted by skullpoker

How come your games are faster and prettier than the SMB series, but I don't like them as much?

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Hey, that's SEGA's fault, not mine. I am, as always, my charismatic exceptionally intelligent best.

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Originally Posted by SwordOfTime

Where do you see yourself in a year?
Do you believe Cream is a useless rabbit?
How do you view Rouge the Bat?
Own a PS4 yet?
Do you like Totalitarianism?
Can you do a flip?

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- Leading the world, naturally.
- Yes. Yes I do.
- As an exceptionally irritating personality. I mean, really, could she try to be less 'seductive'? She's not fooling anyone.
- Despite my earlier attempts at time travel, I'm not quite that sad. Plus, what I'm hearing of the device now makes me wonder whether I even want to own one.
- I'm the guy who wants to take over the world and rule it because the current ruling bodies are inept at best, and you ask me if I like totalitarianism. You have to ask?
- Yes. Do I want to? No.

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Do you believe Cream is a useless rabbit?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Yes. Yes I do.

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O_O

Cream is the cutest character ever. :disagree:

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Maybe after retro "Amy", that is... :pwacko:

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Wait...

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http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1...4734-cream.jpg

Awww... :v:

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http://www.tesp.co.uk/TESP/GameInfo/...arFull/Amy.jpg

I... do not know what to believe in anymore... xD

So anyway...

- What is your favourite Sonic Game regarding soundtracks? :!!!:

(also, eh-he, people are already numbering questions... :lol)

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Cream made me a furry lolicon.

Is... is it wrong that I want to see Tails rip Amy Rose in half and eat her innards, then wear her skin as a suit so as to try and seduce Sonic, and when Sonic doesn't take to it, Tails uses that hammer to murder him because IF TAILS CAN'T HAVE SONIC NOBODY CAN?

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O_O

Cream is the cutest character ever. :disagree:

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Maybe after retro "Amy", that is... :pwacko:

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Wait...

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http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1...4734-cream.jpg

Awww... :v:

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http://www.tesp.co.uk/TESP/GameInfo/...arFull/Amy.jpg

I... do not know what to believe in anymore... xD

So anyway...

- What is your favourite Sonic Game regarding soundtracks? :!!!:

(also, eh-he, people are already numbering questions... :lol)

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Cute doesn't equal useful. Cream is ineffectual, and really, somewhat irritating. Calling Amy cute is stretching the definition so far that it's snapped about an hour ago. Amy is a freaky Sonic-obsessed psychopath who will not hesitate to crush the skulls of anyone getting in her way. Amy. Is. Not. Cute.

Concerning Soundtracks, I'm finding it difficult to choose, so I'll go with the overarching one: The Sonic Generations soundtrack. It remixes most themes of the original lot, after all.

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Originally Posted by Aeolus Aeneas

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Cream made me a furry lolicon.

Is... is it wrong that I want to see Tails rip Amy Rose in half and eat her innards, then wear her skin as a suit so as to try and seduce Sonic, and when Sonic doesn't take to it, Tails uses that hammer to murder him because IF TAILS CAN'T HAVE SONIC NOBODY CAN?

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You know, I'm not usually given to swearing or profanity, but I think I'll make an exception here.

What the absolute fuck? What the hell is wrong with you!?

Please don't ever post anything like this again. Ever.

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Originally Posted by Aeolus Aeneas

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Cream made me a furry lolicon.

Is... is it wrong that I want to see Tails rip Amy Rose in half and eat her innards, then wear her skin as a suit so as to try and seduce Sonic, and when Sonic doesn't take to it, Tails uses that hammer to murder him because IF TAILS CAN'T HAVE SONIC NOBODY CAN?

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The "Special" Ambulance will be along shortly with your "Special" white coat so you can go to your nice white room for a nap...

A quick one, as i simply loathe my phone's input system

Why is mega mack blue when in motion (ie the tube system of your chemical plant) and a quite vibrant pink when still?

What would you say is your most useless invention?

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Originally Posted by Aeolus Aeneas

Cream made me a furry lolicon.

Is... is it wrong that I want to see Tails rip Amy Rose in half and eat her innards, then wear her skin as a suit so as to try and seduce Sonic, and when Sonic doesn't take to it, Tails uses that hammer to murder him because IF TAILS CAN'T HAVE SONIC NOBODY CAN?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

You know, I'm not usually given to swearing or profanity, but I think I'll make an exception here.

What the absolute f***? What the hell is wrong with you!?

Please don't ever post anything like this again. Ever.

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Thanks, doctor. :)

(Lolicon, for me, is nothing more than a soft term for "pedophille", which is simply the most repulsive thing I know... :S)

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Sorry to post just to say my opinion on this, but it was making me quite uncomfortable...

Must feel pretty good to judge somebody based on how they feel about fictional characters that has no effect on real life. If you pricks need to know, there's no goddamned worry about me going after actual children; I hate them. I would rather murder a child than do anything sexual with them.

God forbid you try to distinguish fantasy from reality anymore.

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1. What do you think about black tortoiseshell tabby cats?
2. What is the most recent plan of yours that failed because of that hedgehog?
3. Were you at the Olympic Games in which Sonic participated?

Something-that-doesn't-even-make-sense: Did Sonic the Hedgehog ever go over a hedge?

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The "Special" Ambulance will be along shortly with your "Special" white coat so you can go to your nice white room for a nap...

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Quite.

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Originally Posted by ToxicAtom

A quick one, as i simply loathe my phone's input system

Why is mega mack blue when in motion (ie the tube system of your chemical plant) and a quite vibrant pink when still?

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Actually, the pipes are simply blue. That's really all there is to it. And it's not called "mega mack". That's an old name used by one of my dimensional counterparts - the fleetway one, specifically.

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What would you say is your most useless invention?

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Quite difficult to say. Probably anything that committed suicide to attack Sonic. Really, what was I thinking?

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Originally Posted by foggy_han

Thanks, doctor. :)

(Lolicon, for me, is nothing more than a soft term for "pedophille", which is simply the most repulsive thing I know... :S)

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Sorry to post just to say my opinion on this, but it was making me quite uncomfortable...

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I tend not to think in terms of 'pedophile' in these kinds of cases. I just tend to think 'what the hell'.

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Originally Posted by Aeolus Aeneas

Must feel pretty good to judge somebody based on how they feel about fictional characters that has no effect on real life. If you pricks need to know, there's no goddamned worry about me going after actual children; I hate them. I would rather murder a child than do anything sexual with them.

God forbid you try to distinguish fantasy from reality anymore.

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Yes, because I'm judging you based on fiction. Here's today's newsflash. I judged your post to be in grossly poor taste. I do not want to have to read about characters being torn to bits, having their intestines consumed et cetera et cetera. It is not amusing. It is not clever. It is merely completely and utterly disgusting.

This post isn't helping your case any, because frankly, I also don't want to read about how you'd rather kill children than do anything sexual with them. Oh I know that you mean that 'anything is preferable to sexually assaulting a child', but do you really deem anything even remotely related even remotely appropriate for this thread? Or any thread?

It's nothing to do with distinguishing fact from fiction. It's to do with your post being in grossly poor taste. Get off your fucking high horse, and if you don't want to, kindly ride it all the way out of this thread. Goodbye.

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1. What do you think about black tortoiseshell tabby cats?
2. What is the most recent plan of yours that failed because of that hedgehog?
3. Were you at the Olympic Games in which Sonic participated?

Something-that-doesn't-even-make-sense: Did Sonic the Hedgehog ever go over a hedge?

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1 - Nothing. I've never even heard of 'em.
2 - That would be Generations. I.e. the Time Eater fiasco.
3 - No. Neither was Sonic. Us being at the Olympics was completely fictional and made by SEGA and Nintendo as a cheap cashin.

Moving swiftly on.

Do you ever plan to add more features to your eggmobile (i.e. a tea cup holder)