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7th-February-2008, 10:26
crusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Swedes can't have that. I bet it's illegal to own one. Maybe ask Fer if he can hook you up? :P

It probably is. But still, it would be awesome. Just look at them:
http://wfscnet.tamu.edu/tcwc/herps_o.../armadillo.jpg

WHAT A KILLER!

Fer eh? He could perhaps mail me one... :rolleyes:
7th-February-2008, 10:27
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by crusher

It probably is. But still, it would be awesome. Just look at them:
http://wfscnet.tamu.edu/tcwc/herps_o.../armadillo.jpg

WHAT A KILLER!

Fer eh? He could perhaps mail me one... :rolleyes:

lol, is it normal that I want an armadillo now?
That thing looks wicked. I hope it plays fetch. :P
7th-February-2008, 10:29
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Swedes can't have that. I bet it's illegal to own one. Maybe ask Fer if he can hook you up? :P

Careful, it might arrive full of drugs.

Or mexicans.

Or drug filled mexicans.

Heh, it'd be like a huge drug filled pinata. :wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by polo

I fell on some cherry popping vid including a screwdriver handle. :\

Two, count 'em, TWO fetishes for the price of one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by vlame

i dont get it, beanie babies?

:nod:

Although they tend to go with something with a bit more... "structural integrity". :wacko:
7th-February-2008, 10:31
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Careful, it might arrive full of drugs.

Or mexicans.

Or drug filled mexicans.

Heh, it'd be like a huge drug filled pinata. :wacko:

Two, count 'em, TWO fetishes for the price of one!

:nod:

Although they tend to go with something with a bit more... "structural integrity". :wacko:

ROFL, A dried armadillo full of mexicans full of condoms full of crack. I can see it. :P
Yeah I guess, but god, don't you feel awesome telling your first boyfriend that you've lost your virginity to a screw driver handle?

It seems it's legal to own a pink fairy armadillo in Canada. =D
7th-February-2008, 10:33
crusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

lol, is it normal that I want an armadillo now?
That thing looks wicked. I hope it plays fetch. :P

Of course it's normal. They are awesome!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/armadillo.jpg

It's like Samus of the animal world!
7th-February-2008, 10:34
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by crusher

Of course it's normal. They are awesome!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/armadillo.jpg

It's like Samus in the animal world!

Looks like a triple banded north american armadillo you got there! :macgyver:

You think it can also leave bombs? :D
7th-February-2008, 10:35
crusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Looks like a triple banded north american armadillo you got there! :macgyver:

You think it can also leave bombs? :D

Most certainly. And of course it can power up every goddamn device in this universe.
7th-February-2008, 10:35
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

lol, is it normal that I want an armadillo now?
That thing looks wicked. I hope it plays fetch. :P

I used to have a pet armadillo.

Then I found out it was just a huge woodlouse.

:wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by polo

Yeah I guess, but god, don't you feel awesome telling your first boyfriend that you've lost your virginity to a screw driver handle?

It seems it's legal to own a pink fairy armadillo in Canada. =D

No worse than losing it during some random event, say, a particularly rough kick to the lower torso? Or a tampon. Or a medical exam. Or the bathroom of a fast food joint. Ah Tera, I'll never forget you... :wacko:
7th-February-2008, 10:35
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by crusher

Of course it's normal. They are awesome!

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/armadillo.jpg

It's like Samus of the animal world!

Morph-Ball aqquired. :macgyver: anyone know is ds metroid is good?
7th-February-2008, 10:37
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I used to have a pet armadillo.

Then I found out it was just a huge woodlouse.

:wacko:

No worse than losing it during some random event, say, a particularly rough kick to the lower torso? Or a tampon. Or a medical exam. Or the bathroom of a fast food joint. Ah Tera, I'll never forget you... :wacko:

XD @ woodlouse. That shit would be freaky as hell.

Yeah I guess. Love the lower torso kick idea. :P
7th-February-2008, 10:37
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by v|_@mé

Morph-Ball aqquired. :macgyver: anyone know is ds metroid is good?

Like Prime?

If so, sorta yes.

If not, no.
7th-February-2008, 10:40
crusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by v|_@mé

Morph-Ball aqquired. :macgyver: anyone know is ds metroid is good?

Not really. It's like Metroid Prime. But no exploration, enemies switched to random colored blocks, all bosses are removed except two and those two are re-used multiple times, broken online play that doesn't punish you for disconnecting and glitches around every corner. NST really slapped every Metroid fan in the face when they made this game. :\
7th-February-2008, 10:45
polobunny

Hong Kong entertainer Andy Lau has the sperm Chinese women want the most for their babies, a poll conducted by Self magazine found.

The 45-year-old star has beat out younger handsome faces like Brad Pitt and Tony Leung and billionaires such as Bill Gates to top the poll.

To the 1,000 women who, aged from 25 to 35 and taking the poll in 15 different cities, good looking and wealth are both very important to their kids' father. In addition, Lau has proved himself a hardworking man.

US billionaire Bill Gates comes in close on Lau's heels to be second placed while Japanese actor Takeshi Kaneshiron is in the third.

The list for Chinese women's most wanted sperm are as follow:

1. Andy Lau

2. Bill Gates

3. Takeshi Kaneshiro

4. Liu Xiang

5. David Beckham

6. Li Ka-shing

7. Tony Leung

8. Louis Koo

9. Lee-hom Wang

10. Brad Pitt
7th-February-2008, 10:47
crusher

Time to make lunch for the family. Bye!
7th-February-2008, 10:49
Raype

Quote:

The 45-year-old star has beat out younger handsome faces like Brad Pitt and Tony Leung and billionaires such as Bill Gates to top the poll

Not to mention beat off.

WHOO!

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Hong Kong entertainer Andy Lau has the sperm Chinese women want the most for their babies, a poll conducted by Self magazine found.

To the 1,000 women who, aged from 25 to 35 and taking the poll in 15 different cities, good looking and wealth are both very important to their kids' father. In addition, Lau has proved himself a hardworking man.

US billionaire Bill Gates comes in close on Lau's heels to be second placed while Japanese actor Takeshi Kaneshiron is in the third.

The list for Chinese women's most wanted sperm are as follow:

1. Andy Lau

2. Bill Gates

3. Takeshi Kaneshiro

4. Liu Xiang

5. David Beckham

6. Li Ka-shing

7. Tony Leung

8. Louis Koo

9. Lee-hom Wang

10. Brad Pitt

I haven't heard of half of these guys.

The half I have heard of are all huge wankers.

Which probably explains the sperm donation bit.

:wacko:

Seriously now, these guys are losers.

LOSERS

(sidenote: the women only want the child support, not the kids)
7th-February-2008, 10:49
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by crusher

Not really. It's like Metroid Prime. But no exploration, enemies switched to random colored blocks, all bosses are removed except two and those two are re-used multiple times, broken online play that doesn't punish you for disconnecting and glitches around every corner. NST really slapped every Metroid fan in the face when they made this game. :\

hmm it sucks that bad? snes and gc?
7th-February-2008, 10:55
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Not to mention beat off.

WHOO!

I haven't heard of half of these guys.

The half I have heard of are all huge wankers.

Which probably explains the sperm donation bit.

:wacko:

Seriously now, these guys are losers.

LOSERS

(sidenote: the women only want the child support, not the kids)

Yeah it's pretty much what I was thinking. Damn asian thieves.

/bed
I loaded my rapidshare account to the max. 20GB in the last 5 days. Oops!
7th-February-2008, 11:35
Jetsetlemming

http://www.tweakguides.com/images/Oblivion_6.jpg

I'm re-getting Oblivion, I've been playing Morrowind lately and feel like replaying it. I wish it looked like this for me, though. D:
7th-February-2008, 12:06
The Joker

hotlinking blocked man.
7th-February-2008, 12:11
Jetsetlemming

It's not a hotlink. :sigh:
It's from this page:
http://www.tweakguides.com/Oblivion_4.html
7th-February-2008, 12:16
The Joker

it told me that when i clicked yuor link.
7th-February-2008, 12:55
Deach

copy + paste link
7th-February-2008, 13:26
Raype

Evans postcount has reached critical mass.

BRACE YOURSELVES!!!!
7th-February-2008, 13:44
Ahkei

“It might have been sharks with laser beams on their heads but I’m guessing it’s not,” says Beckert.
7th-February-2008, 13:51
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Evans postcount has reached critical mass.

BRACE YOURSELVES!!!!

Your face is a critical mass.

And I'm off for the day, possibly more. BAI
7th-February-2008, 13:52
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Your face is a critical mass.

And I'm off for the day, possibly more. BAI

Critical? Or SEXUAL?

:wacko:

:wav:
7th-February-2008, 13:53
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Critical? Or SEXUAL?

:wacko:

:wav:

In the butt?

/gone
7th-February-2008, 13:55
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

In the butt?

/gone

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! :macgyver:
7th-February-2008, 13:56
Jetsetlemming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8
And now you have seen the best thing I've seen.
7th-February-2008, 14:06
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8
And now you have seen the best thing I've seen.

He's got my vote.

Seriously? Mecha Prez? Who comes up with this shit?

Why is japan so awesome?

WHY!?
7th-February-2008, 14:11
Jetsetlemming

http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/...alog/hifi_play
*bobs head*
7th-February-2008, 14:31
Ahkei

So. Scored a couple 2mg klonopins for free today. ^_^

Friend I haven't seen in a while came back to school, talked to him for the first time today. Asked me if I was still into the pillz and stuff. Said he found a jar of 'em at some party or something, and gave me the 2 he had on him. I asked if he'd sell me some more, and he said he'd give the rest to me for cheap.

Benzos are pretty rare around here so I'll take what I can get.

Opiates are even rarer. I've never even heard of them mentioned around here. :\
7th-February-2008, 14:37
Strongbad

Oh hey, 9:30am. Bedtime.
7th-February-2008, 14:54
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

Oh hey, 9:30am. Bedtime.

Pussy.

Real men stay up all night AND all day.

And another thing, I'm annoyed by the seve-ZZZZ
7th-February-2008, 14:54
Elin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Pussy.

Real men stay up all night AND all day.

And another thing, I'm annoyed by the seve-ZZZZ

I'm a real man? o__O
7th-February-2008, 15:07
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elin

I'm a real man? o__O

It's a big start.

:wacko:
7th-February-2008, 15:08
Elin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

It's a big start.

:wacko:

The first step is acknowledging that you have a problem.

...

Or in this case, a gender. :wacko:
7th-February-2008, 15:09
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elin

The first step is acknowledging that you have a problem.

...

Or in this case, a gender. :wacko:

I'm suddenly picturing some sort of test :wacko:

I am a:

[ ]Male
[ ]Female
[ ]Undecided

:wacko:
7th-February-2008, 15:34
Ahkei

Liquid Quit is a sweet album.

All these songs are great.
7th-February-2008, 16:19
Elin

*pokes Mikey* Want to play GGPO? ^_^

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