I would say you are failing miserably, sir. :lol
Doh, you had to ninja post me! I was trying to mess with Ray... :PP
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Anyway, thanks, Ray. I don't know what you did, but your magic worked. :v:
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It's just what I do :]
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Friends making friends......
aww...:o :o :o
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Yall notice the tags for this thread?
I tried to make a friend once.
The experiment went horribly awry and I was left with a festering soulless organ pile. Each moment it lived was utter agony the likes of which I cannot begin to imagine. I loved it just the same though. I can still see it's one big beautiful eye looking at me as it begged for the sweet merciful embrace of death. We used to play catch with its limbs after they started to rot off. Well, tried to anyway. I'd throw its arm and tell it to fetch, it would just open it's 3 massive toothless mouths and scream until its throat got too full of blood and pus to continue.
I miss Mr. Squiggles terribly.
No, no, I'm afraid Mr. Squiggles was quite real. Sadly, much like a drawing he did come apart when exposed to water. After one of our outings I decided to give him a bath. He had numerous pebbles and bits of grass embedded in his pustules. I ran a bath and decided to let my pet enjoy itself for a few minutes. When I returned, all that remained of Mr. Squiggles was a thick pool of red sludge. Poor thing came apart like a wet tissue. I had a little ceremony before pulling the plug. I'm sure he's in a better place now.
Actually I don't think I've run into Kuro very often. Our posting schedules do not appear to often overlap.
But I do think we share at least some superficial similarities. :wacko:
I see.
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I'm not crazy, it's everyone else that's insane. I'm the normal one, you're just too insane to notice it. :wacko:
Aww, I wouldn't worry too much. If Mr. Squiggles has somehow congealed and is once again animate I'm sure he's no threat. He's probably more scared of you than you are of it. Besides, much of its skin consisted of exposed nerves. It's too busy being in blinding pain to want to hurt anyone. The worst it can do is attempt to gum you to death or rub one of its numerous broken bones on you. Bones so brittle they come apart like paint chips.
If it shows up though, feel free to throw some salt on it. It's how I toilet trained it. Well, tried. Turns out it wasn't urinating, that was just bile leaking out of what was supposed to be its liver. Boy, was my face red.
I tried that once.
Apparently they felt my story about how Timmy accepted candy from a stranger and is now a misshapen red lump in a pile of crushed cars wasn't "appropriate".
I offered to remove the rape scenes and the bit where "Uncle Mike" force feeds him firecrackers before lighting his head on fire.
But they still didn't bite. Unlike Uncle Mike. Poor Timmy, he has no fingers.
I was trying to go for a version of Red Asphalt that was built around the idea of talking to strangers. I was trying to save lives by scaring those kids. All those specials and stuff always have the kid saying "no". I wanted to show the consequences of a "yes". But no, that's apparently not okay. Meanwhile, this gets a publsihing deal:
WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THE WORLD? WHERE, I TELL YOU?
The avatar is from a...err...very touching love story. A forbidden romance between people from different worlds. Starcrossed, even. Things were not easy, even their friends come between them. It's quite heartwarming to see how their love changes the world in the end. Beautiful, really.
Mr. Squiggles wasn't insensitive. He was very sensitive. It's part of why he always hurt. :cry:
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Scientists Claim Dinosaur Farts Led To Their Extinction
Dinosaurs may be partly to blame for a change in climate because they created so much flatulence, according to leading scientists.
Professor Graeme Ruxton of St Andrews University, Scotland, said the giant animals spent 150 years emitting the potent global warming gas, methane.
Large plant-eating sauropods would have been the main culprits because of the huge amounts of greenery they consumed.
The team calculated the animals would have collectively produced more than 520m tons of methane a year - more than all today's modern sources put together.
It is thought these huge amounts could easily have been enough to warm the planet.
Stop global warming, say no to beans.
Someone call up Al Gore. I think we got a film to make here.
Walls cannot save you from me :cool:.
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Read through hangout.
I... don't even know how to interact with you people any-more.
Obligatory daily post.
Also, haaai Ivolt. :pwacko:
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You know what I really wonder?
Why am I subscribed to a make-up product channel on youtube?
Well, Gens rolled back my Monster World 4 save file so.....Imma gonna play something else. :|
Watch out, Cookie. I'm coming to get you. :low:
20/15~ :wacko:
I have a feeling I need to take full advantage of my vision for as long as I possibly can. Considering both of my parents and my only full-sibling all need some type of corrective lenses, I have a vague impression that this will likely be something we all have in common in a few years. :wacko:
On the plus side, the glasses enable you to pull off the sexy librarian look.
You already have a nurse uniform. This could enable you to change things up.
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I hope your boyfriend is buying all your lotto tickets. Clearly someone up there likes him. A lot. A lot.
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Speaking of my boyfriend, he has glasses, too. God, they're everywhere.
I'm in the same boat. My eyesight isn't terrible, but it's not great either. I have no idea what my prescription is, though... :shrug:
Although I have to admit, I think I look pretty good with glasses. Me without glasses just looks... strange.
Well aren't you just Li'l Miss Privileged? :low: