The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

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Originally Posted by Prude

I wish you were. Ugh, you need to work out. Stop sitting on your ass and playing video games all day.

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Says FattyMcStomachRolls.

No but really.

I guarantee you're not as fat as you think.

GWAR AUNTY DAMNIT, I SPELLED IT WRONG.

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Now that you've named one, you've ruined the surprise, aye?

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My weeks pretty much ruined :(

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Originally Posted by Lee

Says FattyMcStomachRolls.

No but really.

I guarantee you're not as fat as you think.

GWAR AUNTY DAMNIT, I SPELLED IT WRONG.

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~:<3:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Know what's great about that, though? I'm consistent. I'm a dick to everyone. Know why? Because if people don't take others down a peg, we get shitty inventions like Snuggies. Know why? Because their friends didn't say "No. Dude. That's a fucking fuzzy hospital gown. Stop."

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You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special. :(

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Know what's great about that, though? I'm consistent. I'm a dick to everyone. Know why? Because if people don't take others down a peg, we get shitty inventions like Snuggies. Know why? Because their friends didn't say "No. Dude. That's a fucking fuzzy hospital gown. Stop."

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No it's because the Snuggie guy needed a way to distribute his cult robes en masse.

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Originally Posted by Shareware

You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special. :(

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Or you're made of solid gold ideas... :wacko:

Yeah he hates you :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Another fun fact: Marriage is a failed institution and monogamy goes against human nature.

PRO TIP: Get a prenuptial.



Seth Rogen in disguise is delivering the subpoena as we speak.



What can I say, I'm a baller.



I don't think nose piercings are slutty. You would be slutty if you had gotten a tongue piercing, though. :wacko:



Warning: My contain nut.

Is this the same kind of piercing that leads to ass injected death syndrome?

Make her wear a burka. :wacko:

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*big shit*

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Originally Posted by Prude

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

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:^5:

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Originally Posted by Lee

My weeks pretty much ruined :(

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Told you that you couldn't handle it.

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Originally Posted by Shareware

You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special. :(

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Mission accomplished.

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Originally Posted by Shareware

You weren't much of a dick to me. Guess I'm not special. :(

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Don't meddle too much with him~

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Originally Posted by Prude

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

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Originally Posted by Prude

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

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No, it means you're bi.

And that means you're bad at making life decisions.

Wow you suck at this life stuff :-/

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Another fun fact: Marriage is a failed institution and monogamy goes against human nature.

PRO TIP: Get a prenuptial.

I don't think nose piercings are slutty. You would be slutty if you had gotten a tongue piercing, though. :wacko:



Warning: My contain nut.

Is this the same kind of piercing that leads to ass injected death syndrome?

Make her wear a burka. :wacko:

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Prude's ancestor said the same thing. He also said we need to keep our women in line otherwise our society will fall apart. He sure loves the middle east. :wacko:

Tongue piercings exist for one reason alone: Advertising that you give oral sex.

We need to pitch in and get him a pair of underwear that says that. And now it's safe to say it's impossible for him to be a juggler, for you cannot juggle with only one ball.

I prefer "sentence", but yes, it can. :wacko:

I have enough heat as it is without the possibility of there being video of me fucking a chick in a burka.

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Originally Posted by Prude

I wish you were. Ugh, you need to work out. Stop sitting on your ass and playing video games all day.

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Don't try to change me woman. Go back to your ginger kid.

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Originally Posted by Prude

I hate men. I really want to date this girl at my work, this confirms it. Slut this, slut that. blah blah blah.
I'm now lesbian.

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Go ahead.

I won't stop you.

I've got backups lined up out the door.

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Originally Posted by Prude

*big shit*

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This one time, I pooped a capital F. For realz.