The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

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Originally Posted by Prude

NO stay awake!

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But I have to go shopping with like 3 sexy women in the morning.

I have to help them try on clothes.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

At first I assumed they wanted to mourn a family member, but then I remember it was pork, not beef.

(Side note: This is delicious. I'm truly lucky my girlfriend is awesome and got it for me as a surprise.

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My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

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Originally Posted by Shareware

Eating hair dye will do that to you.

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MAN that stuff is strong. I went a light brown, it looks good. I had old high lights and it evened out everything.
I will go blonde later. THEN pink.

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Originally Posted by Prude

Not slutty, cute-ish!

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Not really, no. Cute comes from purity. There ain't nothing pure about getting japped in the face with a sharp object.

All piercings are slutty. True story. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

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My girlfriend never exists. :|

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Originally Posted by Prude

MAN that stuff is strong. I went a light brown, it looks good. I had old high lights and it evened out everything.
I will go blonde later. THEN pink.

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Oh no you won't.

Not if you ever want to see my magic talking penis again.

That's right, I can do X rated ventriloquism.

Now you all know.

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Originally Posted by Raype

But I have to go shopping with like 3 sexy women in the morning.

I have to help them try on clothes.



My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

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damn you!

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Originally Posted by Shareware

My girlfriend never exists. :|

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Then make one up.

We call it the Illora defense.

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Originally Posted by Prude

damn you!

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Don't hate the player.

Hate his awesome life.

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Originally Posted by Prude

I got my piercing~ It looks like I've always had it, it's really weird.

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It was destiny.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Odd. I assume it worked for you, Share, judging by your post. It might be your connection, Syn.

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Must be, it's still not loading. What is it even?

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Originally Posted by Prude

omg like hi

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HEY GURL HEY

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Originally Posted by Prude

Not slutty, cute-ish!

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Key part of that post.

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Originally Posted by Raype

My girlfriend never buys me anything. SADFAEC.

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Then you need a new girlfriend. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Not really, no. Cute comes from purity. There ain't nothing pure about getting japped in the face with a sharp object.

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So you're saying her piercing is a tragedy the likes of Pearl Harbor?

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

At first I assumed they wanted to mourn a family member, but then I remember it was pork, not beef.

(Side note: This is delicious. I'm truly lucky my girlfriend is awesome and got it for me as a surprise.

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Originally Posted by Baconaise

Kosher and vegetarian - no pigs harmed!

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FALSE BACON!

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Must be, it's still not loading. What is it even?

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Baconnaise. Bacon flavored mayonnaise.

At least Synth supports me. :wacko: But then again, he likes his girls...

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Baconnaise. Bacon flavored mayonnaise.

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THAT IS SO GROSS AHHHH

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Originally Posted by Lee

FALSE BACON!

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DENY THESE FALSE PORK PRODUCTS. THEY WILL LEAD YOU DOWN THE PATH TO HELL.