The Hangout: Cheezy dances to New Kids On The Block!

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

That is the mystery of "zeh Woman"

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up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, wallop the fuck out of her, start

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Originally Posted by Michael

Followed up by an apology from the other person making sense, assuming it's a guy. :wacko:


:|

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That's something else. Guy has to apologize always, else the bitch cuts your penis off or something. I've read about something like that in a newspaper, guy from Vegas. Didn't look funny anymore. :|

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Originally Posted by Evans

up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, wallop the fuck out of her, start

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Or shake the shit out of them. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

I have been trying to learn about other religeons lately
and the Cathoic failth blows my mind.


I cant understand any of it.

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What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine.
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Um...well...at least they aren't Calvinists? http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t...ilies/ques.gif

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Huey Lewis and the News - The Heart of Rock n Roll Is In Cleveland

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Yeah, so I just googled for the lyrics.

Apparently, the heart of rock n roll isn't In Cleveland, but it's Still Beatin'.

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO MY ENTIRE LIFE

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Originally Posted by Evans

up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, wallop the fuck out of her, start

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That's select, eh? :P

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Heh.

My mom dragged me to see The Passion, and I was the only one not crying when Jebus got killed.

The woman on the other side of me asked why I wasn't crying, and I said "I already knew how it ended, I read the book."

She wasn't happy.

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Repworthy.


You would like my lil bruv.

He told my Father in law that as much as white Americans hate arabs,
they sure love worshipping one/


Also one time a jehovas witnees came to the door.

He was like
"Sorry mate aint got time,
Im fucking my neighbours wife in the arse and he'll be home any minuite"

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Originally Posted by polobunny

That's something else. Guy has to apologize always, else the bitch cuts your penis off or something. I've read about something like that in a newspaper, guy from Vegas. Didn't look funny anymore. :|

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Wayne Bobbitt?

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Originally Posted by Culise

What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine.
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Well, at least they aren't Calvinists. >_<

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Good sir... TLDR. :P

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Originally Posted by polobunny

Yeah you're right, not that I actually expect you to feel bad. :/

It was funnier in my head. :(

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You know it, you can't hurt me. I'm cutesy as fuck and I can hit you with a rolled-up newspaper, just like mom used to. /mean

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Michael

Wayne Bobbitt?

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John.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Lawl, lent. Enjoy your zombie savior.

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Fish is good. My dad put some on the barbe, along with garlic/butter salmon. Add limon and it was all good in the hood.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Just hit the Pirate Bay music section hard. B is a jackpot.

Billy Connelly
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
Billy Squire

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No Ocean? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by polobunny

John.

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Yes. /slap2me

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

Also one time a jehovas witnees came to the door.

He was like
"Sorry mate aint got time,
Im fucking my neighbours wife in the arse and he'll be home any minuite"

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My grandpa used to tell them "Okay, here's the deal. I'll listen to what you have to say, then you'll listen to what I have to say."

They never stuck around. :wacko:

		Quote: Originally Posted by Culise What's so difficult? You have one God. Only He's not really just One God, but Three. You have the Pope, who leads the Church. This is a person, who is elected by people (the College of Cardinals), and is subject to all the frailties of being a person. Except when he (and it is a he by convention) is speaking ex cathedra, in which case he's completely and absolutely correct in a manner that means he cannot possibly be or become incorrect. And this was implemented retroactively from a century ago, so not only did you have all of these people from the Second Laterean on, but all the Popes in the past retroactively became infallible. Except the ones who weren't really Popes, because they were anti-Popes. Oh, and he's only infallible if a handful of very specific conditions come true just right and he's talking about the proper subjects. And then you have Communion, when you eat bread and wine, which symbolically represents the Body and Blood of Christ. Except, when you actuallly eat it, it isn't just symbolic, but it literally becomes the Body and Blood of Christ. Except for to the people who say it doesn't "literally become," strictly speaking, but the spirit of the Body and Blood still literally arrives directly and exists alongside that of the bread and blood...err, wine. ... Well, at least they aren't Calvinists.

?But what about the bird?