The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

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Originally Posted by Prude

YOU JERK ;_;
Hey, I drink but these assholes don't. I mean, I hardly do but come onnnnnn it's new years I WANT CHAMPAGNE I'VE NEVER HAD IT
ToO bad I have no friends in Utah I HATE UTAH I HATE IT I HATE IT

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Champagne tastes like shit anyway. It's the worst form of wine known to man.

You might as well get your brother loaded then drink a glass of his piss.

It'll probably taste about the same and the piss would probably contain more alcohol.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Going to starbucks makes you a rebel. Can you imagine the kind of shit I'd get down there? :wacko:

Not at all. It's just that chronic alcoholism and the associated feeling of FUCK that goes with it is no laughing matter. Much like a pedophile staying clear of school yards, the healthiest thing for me to do is abstain completely. Then I come home and everyone offers me shitloads of free booze. That I can't touch. Fuck my life.

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I love candy bars. We're edgy, son. :happychair:

Ah. Well, who the fuck said bettering yourself was fun?

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

I love candy bars. We're edgy, son. :happychair:

Ah. Well, who the fuck said bettering yourself was fun?

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Oh shit, is that dark chocolate? Holy fuck man, that's taking it too far. I think you have a problem.

Obviously not me. I always considered that shit too much work. But then I figured "why not". And gave it a shot. And now I realize I was right.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Oh shit, is that dark chocolate? Holy fuck man, that's taking it too far. I think you have a problem.

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HAHA, I GET IT. A black person joke. Because Ivolt is black. Wait, what?

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

HAHA, I GET IT. A black person joke. Because Ivolt is black. Wait, what?

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Actually I consumed some dark chocolate earlier. This joke had absolutely zero racial undertones, for once.

But it's odd that you've seen that.

Obviously this means one very important thing:

You want to have sex with your mother.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

HAHA, I GET IT. A black person joke. Because Ivolt is black. Wait, what?

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Colamisu doesn't care about black people. :ignore:

See that? A four-year old pop culture joke. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Obviously not me. I always considered that shit too much work. But then I figured "why not". And gave it a shot. And now I realize I was right.

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Drinking can be fun in the right setting. I don't like getting hammered that often, but I enjoy the occasional drink to unwind, or when hanging out with a group of close friends. Usually I have one or two and then switch to something else. But again, it all depends on the person. I despise those people that get hammered every weekend just because "ZOMG DRUNKIN SO KEWLZ!!"#PO"

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Colamisu doesn't care about black people. :ignore:

See that? A four-year old pop culture joke. :wacko:

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I do too. I voted for Jimmy MacMillan, Rent Is Too Damn High Party.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

I do too. I voted for Jimmy MacMillan, Rent Is Too Damn High Party.

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That's a pretty damn good party. :--:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Actually I consumed some dark chocolate earlier. This joke had absolutely zero racial undertones, for once.

But it's odd that you've seen that.

Obviously this means one very important thing:

You want to have sex with your mother.

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This reminds me:

That Ultima game that takes place on Mars is fucking awesome.

Because of FREUDDDDDDDD

They all have their clothes on.

It's not a good party.

Pass.

SO FUCKING BORED

Less than 5 hours of 2010 left :dancing:

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Originally Posted by Raype

They all have their clothes on.

It's not a good party.

Pass.

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This.

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

Less than 5 hours of 2010 left :dancing:

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Less than 23.5 hours of 2010 left. :dancing:

About 7500 hours till 2012.