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10th-May-2007, 00:57
Mikey

What a slow evening. :\ /foul mood
10th-May-2007, 01:00
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsunade-sama

/foul mood

*chicken sound*

What's all this then?
10th-May-2007, 01:09
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Long, long story. Point is, dicks.

Oh crap, there's fluid in his lungs! Someone compress his diaphram! heh, diaphragm.

Wassamatta, can't elaborate on this particular lie?

Hey, dude, sorry about the explosive diarrhea. :/
10th-May-2007, 01:11
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Wassamatta, can't elaborate on this particular lie?

Hey, dude, sorry about the explosive diarrhea. :/

(he's onto me) uh, it's because I was busy killing robot ninjas in space. Yeah, that's it.

It's okay. Sorry about the herpes.
10th-May-2007, 01:14
Raype

That was the president of mars.

I need to go there. They're having a problem with mutant zombie cyborg pirates.

I need to take care of it.

Then get me one of those three breasted women.

/gone
10th-May-2007, 01:21
Ahkei

Apples and pears and various other fruits...
10th-May-2007, 01:28
Evans

I'm kinda running out of patience. I can't locate the Rockman X-X6 OST cover(s).
10th-May-2007, 01:32
Evans

Heh, just found it.
10th-May-2007, 01:33
Strongbad

I am so happy for you.
10th-May-2007, 01:36
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I am so happy for you.

Thank you!

I really like your avatar.
10th-May-2007, 01:36
Raype

WHAT A GRUELLING 8 MONTHS!

Oh, right. Time travel.

So, what happened while I was gone?
10th-May-2007, 01:36
Strongbad

Awesome!

We should keep on sucking each others dicks.
10th-May-2007, 01:37
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

WHAT A GRUELLING 8 MONTHS!

Oh, right. Time travel.

So, what happened while I was gone?

You crazy.
10th-May-2007, 01:37
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

WHAT A GRUELLING 8 MONTHS!

Oh, right. Time travel.

So, what happened while I was gone?

Nuttin'...

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Awesome!

We should keep on sucking each others dicks.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
10th-May-2007, 01:37
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

You crazy.

Literally :bounce: ing off the walls.
10th-May-2007, 01:40
Strongbad

Oh boy, I have an errection. Just sorta happened. :shrug:
10th-May-2007, 01:41
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Oh boy, I have an errection. Just sorta happened. :shrug:

Would have been awkward had it been an erection.
10th-May-2007, 01:42
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Oh boy, I have an errection. Just sorta happened. :shrug:

Can you walk? If so, then it's not a serious one.
10th-May-2007, 01:42
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Oh boy, I have an errection. Just sorta happened. :shrug:

I have a huge erection that keeps hitting people in the head.

Really shouldn't have built that crooked coat rack...
10th-May-2007, 01:43
Strongbad

Yeah I know. Turns out this one has 2 r's though.

Leave me alone. I just got off of work and I am tired.
10th-May-2007, 01:43
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Can you walk? If so, then it's not a serious one.

It is if he's had it for 8 or more hours.

Or maybe that's only if you've taken viagra.

Since vLame doesn't seem bothered.
10th-May-2007, 01:43
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Can you walk? If so, then it's not a serious one.

I read that as "Can you wank?". :P
10th-May-2007, 01:44
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Can you walk? If so, then it's not a serious one.

I have never had one that made me unable to walk.
10th-May-2007, 01:44
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Yeah I know. Turns out this one has 2 r's though.

Leave me alone. I just got off of work and I am tired.

Boy I sure am thankful to be in school, surrounded by women all day.

Where did the men go?

Who gives a shit. It was warm and the skimpy clothes were back.

I missed them.

So much.
10th-May-2007, 01:45
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

I have a huge erection that keeps hitting people in the head.

Really shouldn't have built that crooked coat rack...

Yeah, about that... More to the left.

Whut?

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Yeah I know. Turns out this one has 2 r's though.

Leave me alone. I just got off of work and I am tired.

Roar!

Headaches/tiredness don't cut it, lady. Bend over.
10th-May-2007, 01:45
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I have never had one that made me unable to walk.

Well, not unable...just makes it difficult. Or maybe it's because I don't want any weird looks. @_@
10th-May-2007, 01:46
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Yeah, about that... More to the left.

Whut?

Oh right. Forgot you had a crooked mouth.

It's my huge erection. I built a crooked coat rack. It hits people in the face.

My huge boner is unrelated.
10th-May-2007, 01:47
Strongbad

It's not my head, it's my back, knees, and pretty much anything else that is close to my back. Like the sides of my ribs and stuff.
10th-May-2007, 01:48
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Well, not unable...just makes it difficult. Or maybe it's because I don't want any weird looks. @_@

Stand proud my good man, stand proud.
10th-May-2007, 01:48
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

It's not my head, it's my back, knees, and pretty much anything else that is close to my back. Like the sides of my ribs and stuff.

Spent a lot of time doing heavy lifting?

Or bent over?

:wacko:
10th-May-2007, 01:48
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Oh right. Forgot you had a crooked mouth.

It's my huge erection. I built a crooked coat rack. It hits people in the face.

My huge boner is unrelated.

My mouth's perfectly even, it's the world that's crooked.

Ah, so I knew it wasn't something funny.

It never is.
10th-May-2007, 01:49
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Stand proud my good man, stand proud.

I would if I didn't wear crotch-tight pants. :nosweat:
10th-May-2007, 01:50
Fer!

Holy shit, I think I just ate Big Bird. @_@ That fucking chicken was insanely big. :lol

Also, delicious. :lou:
10th-May-2007, 01:50
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

It's not my head, it's my back, knees, and pretty much anything else that is close to my back. Like the sides of my ribs and stuff.

Oh, I see. That sucks. :ugh:

Still, bend over.
10th-May-2007, 01:50
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Holy shit, I think I just ate Big Bird. @_@ That fucking chicken was insanely big. :lol

Also, delicious. :lou:

Eating fat chicks is for vlame only. :/
10th-May-2007, 01:51
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Spent a lot of time doing heavy lifting?

Or bent over?

:wacko:

I didn't do a whole lot of heavy lifting, it just hurts from standing up all day. Previous injuries weren't as healed as I hoped they were. Also, my left knee is grinding and poping. I should get that checked out.
10th-May-2007, 01:51
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Eating fat chicks is for vlame only. :/

Well executed. :P
10th-May-2007, 01:52
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I didn't do a whole lot of heavy lifting, it just hurts from standing up all day. Previous injuries weren't as healed as I hoped they were. Also, my left knee is grinding and poping. I should get that checked out.

Yeah... Good idea. O_o
10th-May-2007, 01:52
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

10.0

:bow:
10th-May-2007, 01:52
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

My mouth's perfectly even, it's the world that's crooked.

Ah, so I knew it wasn't something funny.

It never is.

:explode:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

I would if I didn't wear crotch-tight pants. :nosweat:

That's no excuse. All pants are crotch tight to me. Whenever I get stiff they just fly right off. I normally make a slingshot sound before my raging hard on tears my pants and flings them across the room.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer

Holy shit, I think I just ate Big Bird. That fucking chicken was insanely fat.

Also, delicious.

You fool, you've upset the balance of power! Without big bird cookie and elmo will battle to the death for control of the streets! He was the only hope of bringing the gangs together and stopping the senseless turf wars.

I bet it was. :P

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