Women just like dicks. Do they give a second thought to the nice guy that always helps them with their homework in class but is too shy to ask them out? No. Do they think of me as anything more than a platonic friend when I stay up all night talking to them about how much of a dick their boyfriend is because he hasn't called them in three days? No. Do they notice when I stalk their every move online and in real life? No. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. JUST NOT WITH ME. ;_;
Smoke crack and stay up for three days. It's what Snoop would have wanted.