The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

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14th-May-2011, 04:52
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Nice to meet you, Ivolt, I'm "No-one" :wacko:

I don't all the time, but if I'm curious, I will :shrug:

It's too late for me to back read :nod:.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Who says I don't?/

I have no idea, I just assumed the contrary :P.
14th-May-2011, 04:53
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Raype

Considering his job, I feel like we should have a bunch of closeup shots of various sharp objects, possibly with some scare chords thrown in.

I like how I tried to explain that you should be able to run games by finally just ripping a bunch of shit out of my oldest machine to the point where it was lower spec than your machine and posting screenshots of me running shit.

That was hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suA2Hy-0mxI
A normal work day in Drageuth's lunch time.

But how about L4D? I had like 30-40FPS on it at Lowest settings.

WHAT THE HELL.
14th-May-2011, 04:56
Milady

Hey, I posted that recently.

<3 Aliens
14th-May-2011, 04:56
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Okay, then I'm surprised that the microwave didn't explode and had shrapnel flying all over his face without hurting him. :wacko:

Sony: ...sigh, okay, fine, everyone will have a free copy of Uncharted 3.
PEOPLE: BOOOO YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Sony: Oh come on!

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Originally Posted by Fer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suA2Hy-0mxI
A normal work day in Drageuth's lunch time.

But how about L4D? I had like 30-40FPS on it at Lowest settings.

WHAT THE HELL.

Is it supposed to be running at 60FPS?
14th-May-2011, 04:57
Raype

Bishop was clearly an awesome character.

And then the sequel happened.

Those bastards.
14th-May-2011, 04:57
Fer!

No, it couldn't run Diablo 2, Starcraft and fuckold games but I could run L4D just fine in it with my Radeon 9550, 1GB and a horrible processor.

Hence the what the hell. :wacko:
14th-May-2011, 04:59
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Fer!

No, it couldn't run Diablo 2, Starcraft and fuckold games but I could run L4D just fine in it with my Radeon 9550, 1GB and a horrible processor.

Hence the what the hell. :wacko:

Oh, that's crazy. It's like trying to figure out why Icewind Dale II lags on me for no reason sometimes :wacko:.
14th-May-2011, 05:00
Fer!

I mean, I know that L4D isn't a Crysis on PC requirements since it's a Source game, but still. :P
14th-May-2011, 05:01
Raype

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Oh, that's crazy. It's like trying to figure out why Icewind Dale II lags on me for no reason sometimes :wacko:.

Blame the Infinity engine.

So horribly designed.

Also, BIS.

Their games, so horribly designed.

Between those two things, you've got any number of problems.
14th-May-2011, 05:03
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I mean, I know that L4D isn't a Crysis on PC requirements since it's a Source game, but still. :P

What are the requirements for Crysis? No matter what video card I look at, there is ALWAYS a review babbling about how they couldn't run Crysis (or Crysis 2, or something) at 999999x99999 resolution and 5,000XAA.
14th-May-2011, 05:03
Slacker Magician

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Originally Posted by Raype

Blame the Infinity engine.

So horribly designed.

Also, BIS.

Their games, so horribly designed.

Between those two things, you've got any number of problems.

Pfff.
14th-May-2011, 05:06
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Raype

Blame the Infinity engine.

So horribly designed.

Also, BIS.

Their games, so horribly designed.

Between those two things, you've got any number of problems.

The Infinity Engine: The cause of half our problems.

Before anyone asks, the other half is insanity and psychopathy.
14th-May-2011, 05:08
Raype

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

The Infinity Engine: The cause of half our problems.

Before anyone asks, the other half is insanity and psychopathy.

Don't forget doors.
14th-May-2011, 05:08
Fer!

I think I'm gonna get The Witcher even though I don't have a video card to run it. But for $5 I'm up for paying it rather than pirate it. ^_^
14th-May-2011, 05:10
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

What are the requirements for Crysis? No matter what video card I look at, there is ALWAYS a review babbling about how they couldn't run Crysis (or Crysis 2, or something) at 999999x99999 resolution and 5,000XAA.

Apparently it's pretty mid-standard now, but it manages to be really good looking than newer games.

And Crysis 2 looks worse because of THEM FUCKING CONSOLES MAKING OUR PC GAMES LOOK WORSE.
Yeah, because the devs doing a half-assed job or releasing games on a less powerful platform is entirely MS and Sony's fault and not them trying to make more money, yeah. :rolleyes: