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2nd-April-2007, 05:36
Mr. Kenney

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Originally Posted by Jase

Phhhttttt wait in line sucker!
Might be goin to the movies with her this thursday ^__^
Seeing her friday nite for a bit, then again on Saturday ^___^

You have seen the pictures?

Millions of my potential children have already died on her face.
2nd-April-2007, 05:37
Jase

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Originally Posted by SAMURAIBLADE

Well you can talk about it all you want but i'm not saying another word about it choose to beleive me or choose not too thats up to you.
I don't care whether you beleive me or not ok.
Its my problem I'll handle it like i see fit.
I know the shit will eventually kill me and i plan to enjoy the time i have left on this earth.

Sorta funny how ALOT, and i mean ALOT of bad stuff happens to you, and shock horror you havent killed yourself yet!

SRSLY thou, you have ALOT of bad luck :shrug:
First you are bipolar
You kid is about to die when its being born, and you sem to be at home posting on EP.
No you have a fatal illness, which really isnt that fatal, you are more likely to die from other things then the illness itself. (Dont belive me goodl the death rate)

SRSLY thou, why do you need to bullshit all the time? You're really Sprungs son aint you? i mean you cant be the age you say you are.
2nd-April-2007, 05:37
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

Phhhttttt wait in line sucker!
Might be goin to the movies with her this thursday ^__^
Seeing her friday nite for a bit, then again on Saturday ^___^

You have seen the pictures?

She was the one in the pink clothes surrounded by random dudes right?

If so, yeah.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

Millions of my potential children have already died on her face.

I've killed more people than hitler.
2nd-April-2007, 05:38
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

You kid is about to die when its being born, and you sem to be at home posting on EP.

Oh shi-

Hahahahahahaha.
2nd-April-2007, 05:38
Mr. Kenney

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

She was the one in the pink clothes surrounded by random dudes right?

If so, yeah.

I've killed more people than hitler.

Shit-- Hitler doesn't have anything on me, neither does Stalin.
2nd-April-2007, 05:38
Wolvespack Cry

My two goldfish are fighting over food or either trying to occupy the same space at once or either their mating shit I don't know but something just doesn't look right about what they are doing
2nd-April-2007, 05:39
Raype

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

Oh shi-

Hahahahahahaha.

It gets funnier, his "wife" hasn't shown up since we started pointing out it had to just be an alt.

And we have heard nothing of this child since "it lived".

Or maybe it didn't. I really wasn't paying attention. This was back when Roux was posting, and as we both know I tend to pay more attention to the members who have tits.
2nd-April-2007, 05:40
Mr. Kenney

This guy's story has to check out. He's completely believable.
2nd-April-2007, 05:41
Raype

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

Shit-- Hitler doesn't have anything on me, neither does Stalin.

I dub thee

Stain-lin.

Alright, not my best work, but I'd like to see you do better.
2nd-April-2007, 05:41
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

She was the one in the pink clothes surrounded by random dudes right?

If so, yeah.

That was a picture of her ass wasnt it :XD:
2nd-April-2007, 05:42
Jetsetlemming

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Eventually he goes out to the balcony. You need to first find a sausage (I think they were in the kitchen) and inject it with poison. When he's out near the balcony, drop the sausage, the dog will eat it and eventually die. Then go out and push the old man off the balcony. (It's straight across from the elevator, he's totally alone when he finally walks there). Or you could always just fiber wire the old dude, then stick him off to the side, I don't think anyone checks there either.

Easy SA rank.

I shove him off the balcony, the dog doesn't yap quick enough to warn him. I think someone on a lower balcony either sees me push him or sees him fall and real quick does a dramatic double take and sees me, in my kick-ass VIP security guard outfit, walking away.
Or something.
Or my warning could've come from the fact that in stealing the tape for the CCTV I knocked out the guy in that room with melee then shot another guy as he walked in the room while I was dragging the body away. :wacko: Maybe that was it.

Man, knocking people the fuck out is fun. Watching 47 headbutt some civilian or security guard, or shoving them over a railing and into the ocean, is just pure joy. :D
2nd-April-2007, 05:42
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

I dub thee

Stain-lin.

Alright, not my best work, but I'd like to see you do better.

My ex is Stain-lin if anything. She decided to begin her period early and completely destroy my mattress. The aftermath looked like a concentrated murder.
2nd-April-2007, 05:43
Raype

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

This guy's story has to check out. He's completely believable.

Please.

I've seen better acting in a kindergarden play.

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Originally Posted by Jase

That was a picture of her ass wasnt it

Indeed. Ass and legs.

I think polo mentioned masturbating to it.

I think DCK was grossed out though. Too skinny for his taste.

Which is apparently fried chicken flavored vaginas.
2nd-April-2007, 05:43
Jase

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

This guy's story has to check out. He's completely believable.

HAHAHAHAHAHA You win, SRSLY.
2nd-April-2007, 05:45
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

HAHAHAHAHAHA You win, SRSLY.

I do my best for the community.