The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I have no idea why I do it! It's just so much fun. I'm expecting to log onto the board one day and it will say:

"You have been banned. Reason: 'My daughter came home, and she told me what you did.'"

Oh sh--

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That causes so many questions.

Like: How'd she cross the border? Was this really that elaborate? Does that new girl you're dating know about this? Where is my dog, etc., etc.

:lol

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

That causes so many questions.

Like: How'd she cross the border? Was this really that elaborate? Does that new girl you're dating know about this? Where is my dog, etc., etc.

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I can clear up the confusion about your dog.
Just move on.

I'd pass on the Sprung's daughters thing. Last thing I'd want is to have to donate to the lollipop guild every time Christmas rolls around.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

I'd pass on the Sprung's daughters thing. Last thing I'd want is to have to donate to the lollipop guild every time Christmas rolls around.

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See if I ever do my knee-snap walk for you anymore :ignore:

oh dear

...what did you do to my dog?

I am going to quote some sheakspeare now:

Ophelia:
What is in a vagina, twould not a penis be as great twere it too a vagina?

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

...what did you do to my dog?

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Strongbad.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

...what did you do to my dog?

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ANAL RAEP

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Strongbad.

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But he wasn't a tree!

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Originally Posted by Sprung

See if I ever do my knee-snap walk for you anymore :ignore:

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You have knees? I sort of thought you just had no shins or something.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

You have knees? I sort of thought you just had no shins or something.

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The Wizard called. He said fuck you, you're got getting any damn brains.

Chinese food, here I come!

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

...what did you do to my dog?

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Chinese food, here I come!

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