So I'm Eating Buttered Toast Right Now.

Its a shame Dr Atkins was discredited when the stupid fuck died wasnt it?

Fad diets are for women and their stupid fucking gossip magazines. Instead of gorging on chocolate everytime they get 'hormonal' they should stop being such losers and get on with life like everyone else. Then there'd be no need for these idiotic rags with their 'celebrity news' and all that shit because all of a sudden women wouldnt need to ingest all these fake lives and tall tales because, all of a sudden, they'd have their own life to lead, and they wouldnt need these celebrity diets to shift several stone off their heifer arse because they'd actually be DOING SOMETHING.

I know I've been dumped for being a whiny little bitch lets all sit round in our pjamas eating ice cream and then cry because we're fat then read celebrity magazines in the hope britney has a new cure for fat where i dont have to do anytihng other than sit on my arse eating chocolate reading about how prick A married prick B before embarking on an affair with prick C.

Cunts.

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Originally Posted by Clive

Its a shame Dr Atkins was discredited when the stupid fuck died wasnt it?

Fad diets are for women and their stupid fucking gossip magazines. Instead of gorging on chocolate everytime they get 'hormonal' they should stop being such losers and get on with life like everyone else. Then there'd be no need for these idiotic rags with their 'celebrity news' and all that shit because all of a sudden women wouldnt need to ingest all these fake lives and tall tales because, all of a sudden, they'd have their own life to lead, and they wouldnt need these celebrity diets to shift several stone off their heifer arse because they'd actually be DOING SOMETHING.

I know I've been dumped for being a whiny little bitch lets all sit round in our pjamas eating ice cream and then cry because we're fat then read celebrity magazines in the hope britney has a new cure for fat where i dont have to do anytihng other than sit on my arse eating chocolate reading about how prick A married prick B before embarking on an affair with prick C.

Cunts.

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Wins thread.

Wins Internet.

Pretty much wins the whole World.












So, now that you've pretty much won the whole world Clive, what are you going to do with it?













Maybe get rid of all those fad diets and gossip magazines? :lou:

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Originally Posted by SegNin

Maybe get rid of all those fad diets and gossip magazines? :lou:

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Fucking hell yes.

Maybe you should be my right hand man.

Come on my right hand! /old shakespearian gag from my skool daze

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Originally Posted by Clive

Fucking hell yes.

Maybe you should be my right hand man.

Come on my right hand! /old shakespearian gag from my skool daze

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Your thrusted sidekick.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Your thrusted sidekick.

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Stop it Evans, youre giving me a semi.

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Originally Posted by Clive

Stop it Evans, youre giving me a semi.

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Oh, you're gonna get a truck load, alright. :macgyver:

From buttered toast to pounding phallic fury.

Only you, Evans.

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Originally Posted by Clive

From buttered toast to pounding phallic fury.

Only you, Evans.

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Honestly, I fail to see the difference. :x

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Originally Posted by Clive

Its a shame Dr Atkins was discredited when the stupid fuck died wasnt it?

Fad diets are for women and their stupid fucking gossip magazines. Instead of gorging on chocolate everytime they get 'hormonal' they should stop being such losers and get on with life like everyone else. Then there'd be no need for these idiotic rags with their 'celebrity news' and all that shit because all of a sudden women wouldnt need to ingest all these fake lives and tall tales because, all of a sudden, they'd have their own life to lead, and they wouldnt need these celebrity diets to shift several stone off their heifer arse because they'd actually be DOING SOMETHING.

I know I've been dumped for being a whiny little bitch lets all sit round in our pjamas eating ice cream and then cry because we're fat then read celebrity magazines in the hope britney has a new cure for fat where i dont have to do anytihng other than sit on my arse eating chocolate reading about how prick A married prick B before embarking on an affair with prick C.

Cunts.

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=O Take me now.

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Honestly, I fail to see the difference. :x

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That's it, you've been around Ray far too long. I'm seperating you too forever. It's for your own good.

toaster in the tub - Bioshock

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*insane wall o' win*

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Have my babies.

This thread has turned VERY interesting...

*Movie trailer*

"What began...as a pointless post...became...much...MORE..."

EDIT:

Holy shit! My pointcount is SKYROCKETING from this thread!

Sweetness...

>.> erm, you get about 5 points a post anyways..... Outside the HO that is :wacko:

Where exactly can I find a full manual on the VBBux system? I've tried Googling it, but gotten nothing. I'd like to know more about how it works.

Tubtoast girl

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EW.

does any1 else notice a taste difference between normal food products, and "diet" ones?

i.e. normal ice cream + no carb / sugar / w.e. ice cream

it also happens with diet dr pepper. they say it tastes just like the original. but i get an aftertaste. yuck.:pepsi:

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It's a fizzy fucking drink, if you are on a diet you would avoid anything like that, whether it says diet or not.

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Originally Posted by Clive

Its a shame Dr Atkins was discredited when the stupid fuck died wasnt it?

Fad diets are for women and their stupid fucking gossip magazines. Instead of gorging on chocolate everytime they get 'hormonal' they should stop being such losers and get on with life like everyone else. Then there'd be no need for these idiotic rags with their 'celebrity news' and all that shit because all of a sudden women wouldnt need to ingest all these fake lives and tall tales because, all of a sudden, they'd have their own life to lead, and they wouldnt need these celebrity diets to shift several stone off their heifer arse because they'd actually be DOING SOMETHING.

I know I've been dumped for being a whiny little bitch lets all sit round in our pjamas eating ice cream and then cry because we're fat then read celebrity magazines in the hope britney has a new cure for fat where i dont have to do anytihng other than sit on my arse eating chocolate reading about how prick A married prick B before embarking on an affair with prick C.

Cunts.

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So true.


On the topic of rants, whats with people buying a yoghurt just because they believe it helps your immune system, it's utter bullshit.

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Where exactly can I find a full manual on the VBBux system? I've tried Googling it, but gotten nothing. I'd like to know more about how it works.

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:shrug: Just screw around in the vBPlaza, and check the posting rules at the end of every thread (that'll tell you how much a thread/post is worth). You should figure it out then :P

Ah...I see. Never noticed those, actually. Way to point it out ferme.

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Originally Posted by Monty Python

On the topic of rants, whats with people buying a yoghurt just because they believe it helps your immune system, it's utter bullshit.

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Try telling that to someone with AIDS.

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It's a fizzy fucking drink, if you are on a diet you would avoid anything like that, whether it says diet or not.


So true.


On the topic of rants, whats with people buying a yoghurt just because they believe it helps your immune system, it's utter bullshit.

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Yoghurt should only be consumed when at room tempreture.

Matter of fact,
All refrigertaed items are bullshit.

If it cant be eaten after sitting out for three or four days,
than I dont want to eat it.

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

Yoghurt should only be consumed when at room tempreture.

Matter of fact,
All refrigertaed items are bullshit.

If it cant be eaten after sitting out for three or four days,
than I dont want to eat it.

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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...rammarnazi.jpg

That applies to just about everyone here, actually.

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Originally Posted by Bunneh

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...rammarnazi.jpg

That applies to just about everyone here, actually.

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you forgot to bold yogurt.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

you forgot to bold yogurt.

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But it is Yoghurt isnt it?!

EDIT: I mistook the original Grammar Jew for someone else.

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Originally Posted by Bunneh

HYPOCRITE!

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How does that make him a hypocrite?

EDIT: I mistook the original Grammar Jew for someone else.

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Originally Posted by Clive

But it is Yoghurt isnt it?!

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maybe in moonland.

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Originally Posted by Bunneh

Simple. He butchers the English language as a Grammar Jew, then comes back and corrects his own bad grammar as a Grammar Nazi.

It's a little abstract, but the basic concept is there...with enough hallucinogens.

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I fail to see the butchering. Then again, I'm not exactly making a huge effort to find it either.

EDIT: I mistook the original Grammar Jew for someone else.

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

Yoghurt should only be consumed when at room tempreture.

Matter of fact,
All refrigertaed items are bullshit.

If it cant be eaten after sitting out for three or four days,
than I dont want to eat it.

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Six.

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

Yoghurt should only be consumed when at room tempreture.

Matter of fact,
All refrigertaed items are bullshit.

If it cant be eaten after sitting out for three or four days,
than I dont want to eat it.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

you forgot to bold yogurt.

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Look at the names, jackass.

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

Look at the names, jackass.

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Oh...durr. :dance: :madcow:

Disregard last posts.

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

Look at the names, jackass.

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wat

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wat

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He was accusing you of making the typos basically :wacko:

What, praytell, does any of this have to do with buttered toast?

It's the Hangout. What does anything have to do with anything? :wacko:

The sppeling badley is my faveroute thign to do ever.:quacko: :quacko:

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It's the Hangout. What does anything have to do with anything? :wacko:

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Well, if this thread has nothing to do about nothing, then it's title is misleading.

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The sppeling badley is my faveroute thign to do ever.:quacko: :quacko:

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You mis-mispelled ever.

Should be evar.

You're right. I'm going to ban the OP for deceiving us all! =O

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Originally Posted by SegNin

Well, if this thread has nothing to do about nothing, then it's title is misleading.

You mis-mispelled ever.

Should be evar.

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Where is the speeling polcie when you need thems?