i noticed the cliffs notes, but didn't link the whole thing :P
i noticed the cliffs notes, but didn't link the whole thing :P
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Originally Posted by "Ray"
laura just met my best friends
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and we had the wrongest convo over denny's
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
Rad.
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alicia said cum makes her stomache upset
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
Okay...
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aramis said he saw some porn behind the secnes and tolds of how porn actresses ask for towels when the cams are off
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then my gf whipers to me
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Lol
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"i think i might be the only girl who likes swallowing"
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WTF
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OVER GODDAMN HANBERGERS!
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What an idiot.
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my gf is fucking dirty
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i think my friends woulda threw up if shesaid it out loud
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
lol
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then my friends made some joke about me jerking off to axl rose
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. Bucket made me do it...:
Alright.
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fucked up
Already read it.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I don't see why you got so disgusted. That's actually kind of hot.
Hell if it were my girlfriend she would've said it out loud.
She's crazy like that.
it was hot when she said it, just the whole cumvosation when i was trying to eat was kinda wrong.
You're disgusted by cum?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Don't be.
Everybody cums.
I cum.
You cum.
Sprung cums.
Your mom cums.
snkupo cums.
Banned cums (rarely, and only then by his own hand)
Mikey cums.
Dogs cum.
Cats cum.
horses cum.
world leaders cum.
even hitler came.
Hot Girl (NY):
hey
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show tits or gtfo
Hot Girl (NY):
sorry i leave you alone
Hot girl was mikey.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
It's true! I read it on the internet!
i was listening to alicia talk about swallowing her ex's cum. her ex. my best friend, i wa looking him straight in the eye when she said it. the thought of my friend's cum was weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Goddamnit, Ray.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Get used to it. You're dating a someone who fucked a friend. He probably splooged on ever bit of her.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Probably went inside her a couple times as well.
:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain
Well it's true, how else could he make a daughter?Quote:
Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain
Well besides artificial insemination, but if you think sprung jerking it to porn is worse than sprung fucking, you've got sex issues.
wth, i'm not banging alicia, she has a fat ass and huge tits, but i'm not banging her, wtf were you reading?Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
OMFG ITS PIRATES!!! HIS FACING 25 TO LIFE!!!! GET THE GATZ *****!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
ARGH. Dammit Ray, one more time about Sprung's sexual activities and you're so banned it's not even funny. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
(Not really.) :sweat: