The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I do wear my Emuparadise shirt from time to time, but if I was at work, you'd never see it. I have a uniform.

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There are shirts o_o?

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

We sent em back. Platypuses kept eating them.

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Platypuses are natures way of saying "I don't care anymore".

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

There are shirts o_o?

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Two different ones. They are given away occasionally for prizes.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Platypuses are natures way of saying "SHIT. I have parts left over".

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Platypuses are natures way of saying "I don't care anymore".

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Proof of no god?

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Two different ones. They are given away occasionally for prizes.

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I'll have to get a cheap knock-off made :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

I'll have to get a cheap knock-off made :wacko:.

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:nod:

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Originally Posted by The Worm

Proof of no god?

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Proof of one who partook too heavily of his own chemical creations.

And was a prick to start with. Did you know the damned things are venomous?

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Originally Posted by The Worm

Proof of no god?

:wacko:

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No, they're proof that if there is a god, he just does shit because he's bored and thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Like pandas.

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

Did you know the damned things are venomous?

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No, I did not.

/The more you know.

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

Proof of one who partook too heavily of his own chemical creations.

And was a prick to start with. Did you know the damned things are venomous?

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They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

Proof of one who partook too heavily of his own chemical creations.

And was a prick to start with. Did you know the damned things are venomous?

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Oh, it's only a nerve venom described as one of the most excruciating things a man could experience, that goes on for a day or more, and has led to several stokes and heart attacks for victims while envenomed.

I think you're making it sound worse than it seems.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

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Have you never been bitten by a duck?

I sure as hell have.

Shit hurts, yo.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

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They have venomous barbs on their feet.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

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If you don't throw them enough bread they get angry.