Stanism? I'm almost a stanist. More of a Raytheist though. Maybe a little bit of Judyism :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
"BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!"
How about learning english first?
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Stanism? I'm almost a stanist. More of a Raytheist though. Maybe a little bit of Judyism :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
"BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!"
How about learning english first?
LMAO
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
I give up. I can nae compare to the fountain of cynicism and wit that is Ray.
Aww, man, I know a few people that like Harry potter and bands like My Chemical Romance et al. This seriously cannot be real, it has to be satirical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
I don't have that much faith in humanity.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
"“Kawai.” I commnted happily ."
*twitch*
"he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”"
Oh thank god, it is satirical.
*puts away noose*
that was a close one.
Wait, she could still be serious. And could be considering that she's "real" and the others are "posers".
*takes out bottle of cyanide pills*
"we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song."
Was it "in the end" ha ha, I'm so smart. I made an anal sex joke.
...
I suddenly feel dumber. Even if the writer were to write this as a joke, I'm sure by the end enough brains cells would've died that she's probably not far off from being like her character.
I think I'm going to go to bed, I'm starting to feel nauseus now :S
Even if it is satire, the writer is far too good at thinking like an emotionally challenged teenager.
I suggest extermination.
You should. 20 chapters of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
I'm nearly puking over here.
"cross belly fing."
Wait, aren't you a vampire?
IT BURNS!
"Accuse me?"
I accuse you of horrible failure.
That settles it. Ray is God.
"“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”"
You can't see it, but right now I'm slamming my head into my desk while loling hard.
" He started to fly the car into a tree."
Draco's full name? Draco Ryan Death Mowery Darkness despair strongbad corpse.
"blak leather jackson"
ah hee hee /poorly imitated michael jackson noises
"Cum on Enoby"
...
Why do I suddenly recall a gothic porn video?
"She peered into da balls."
This whole thing is slowly becoming a porno.
"When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken."
That's why you never cheap out when buying a fireplace.
"Invisibility coke"
Sprite?
"We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.
Then………… I took off Draco’s MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
“I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly………………………….
“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”
It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111"
GANGBANG TIME!
Mate fucked his car, spent most of the day trying to fix =/