I have a (F)lying dick time theory, it flies having fun.
https://www.epforums.org/showthread....to-Emuparadise
That's why it begins with time and ends with dick. I'm what happens when street smarts eschews book smarts and things are so detailed they're just as uncensored as reality ending up ghetto and in the gutter. Not that I presume to be smart, I've done incredibly stupid things.
Let me describe (F)lying Dick Time Theory father theory in simplest terms:
1. Our senses can only detect Earth time moving forward.
2. Time in space moves forward and backward with no life forms evolving in space to develop backward time progression senses.
3. Earth is part of a quantum system with an arrow of time pointing backward and not only forward.
4. Death is also being absorbed by your father's dick in reverse porn, every frame of time is paralleled in an infinite multiverse where different things happen in between two deaths and you are immortal in between infinite replays at the quantum level.
There's much more to it than that:
https://www.epforums.org/showthread....45#post1979845
And in Japan flying dicks are enshrined.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri