I don't usually feel like getting sensual with geriatrics if I have been skinny dipping in battery acid for a few hours beforehand.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
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I don't usually feel like getting sensual with geriatrics if I have been skinny dipping in battery acid for a few hours beforehand.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
What? You didn't liked it? I got the first half, gotta get the second one of these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsunade-sama
And memories are returning as I read Maximum Carnage. :D
But that only happens like, what, once a month, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by D
Ohhhhhooooohhhhhhohhhhhhh
They must pay the rent....
With their rock.
That's what I like to tell people, though most now know it's much more frequent.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
I haven't read any of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
My voice is fucking powerful.
I'm off to have a shower. I reek of weed.
(:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
Yes, we get it, you're not funny. Geez.
Oh aye.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
Why did I get a really bad feeling when I read that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Ah, Dave. How are you doing, you rotten layabout you? It's been far too long, and I'm far too fucking lazy to get on MSN to bother talking to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
In fact, I'll probably forget I've even typed this post in two minutes, due to my very low threshold for long-term memory. So in case that happens, it was good seeing you around here again, Santa Claus.
Dont get me wrong, its downloaded and everything, i had a quick look and all, got a little confused then my mate msged me "Dude BM, need rogue jump on" so BAM back into WoW!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
The thing is, I have no idea what you are talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
That thingy you sent me yesterday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
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Originally Posted by Jase
:XD:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
You remind me of those comic skits with the dudes in the baseball bats and uniforms. :P
-Who's on first?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
-No, Wo's on third!
*drops in*Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Huh, Evans was here?
I must have missed him while I..
Was in the bathroom.
Yeah, that's it.
:dread:
That bandage on his head turns you on, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
It sure does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Reminds me of the one on my head.
Only mine is stained with semen.
I'm trying to think into some combination with Rambo and men fluid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Liquid stitches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Speaking of my man juices, my porn has finished downloading.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
And i have a gaping wound on my arm that needs to be "glued shut".
Damn that sheriff! I'll get him. And his little deputy too.
/gone
Oh, ok. I get it now :]Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Bahaha, I was reading Maximum Carnage and there's this riot in NY and this guy steals a PC saying: "Ten megs of ram and eight megs of hard disk, why don't I deserve it?
Oh, the 90's! :wacko:
Bwahaha. Sweet as.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Black Sabbath - [Born Again #05] Zero the Hero
What you wanna be, what you wanna be, brother?
Zero the Hero!
Man this song owns.
Joe says:
We found a new way to test a persons manliness.
Joe says:
After seeing Mad Dennis chug a Slush Puppie which contained over 12 squirts of syrup. Two of all kinds.
Joe says:
And just enough ice to make it freezing.
Joe says:
He slurped it up with his straw then started squealing.
Joe says:
"HEART FREEZE!"
Joe says:
"SPINE FREEZE!!"
Joe says:
"I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES!"
Joe says:
He did that for about 3 minutes.
Joe says:
Groaning like a dying man.
Beezleboss. says:
Sweet.
Joe says:
Piss funny.
Beezleboss. says:
I gotta do that one day.
Joe says:
Any way you look at it.
Joe says:
Oh yes.
Joe says:
We'll make it a competition.
Beezleboss. says:
Indeed.
Beezleboss. says:
Oh man.
Beezleboss. says:
On Saturday, buy a full cup of syrup each, then after PCYC, crush up ice and make slushpuppies and see who can chug one the fastest.
Gere says:
hahaha
Beezleboss. says:
After we get tanked.
Gere says:
of course'
Beezleboss. says:
Extra points if you can hold it down.
Gere says:
bahaha
Joe says:
Good idead!
Gere says:
make a point system
Beezleboss. says:
Yeah.
Beezleboss. says:
We should buy a few cups of syrup each.
Beezleboss. says:
And then raise how much syrup in each slushpuppie as we get drunker.
Gere says:
hahaha
Joe says:
Bahahhaa
Gere says:
get high on syrup
Beezleboss. says:
Or...
Beezleboss. says:
Vodka Slush puppies...
Beezleboss. says:
That'd be the shit.
Something is incredibly wrong with this movie.
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/676/We+Are+The+Champions/
:lol vodka slurpees?
Yes sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
PCYC is a gig that my friends' band is playing on Saturday. So during the day we're gonna buy cups of syrup to have after, at Joe's house. It's gonna be sweet as.
Honk honk!
Jon:
also me and my brother came up with a really funny sketch
Jon:
dave = beavis
Darth:
Lolz0rd.
Jon:
btthead = lemmy
Jon:
the fat blonde kid = hetfield
Jon:
they all drink
Jon:
dave whoops james
Jon:
lemmy says dave should chil out
Jon:
dave goes all cornholio
Jon:
lemmy's like man you don't know how to handle your liquor
Jon:
james kicks dave out
Jon:
then dave wanders the land for tp and better beer
That was almost funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by polobunny
What what.
:( I got put in charge of the rogue's in my group, but the RAID times are all fucked up....
Wednesday, Friday and Saturday at 7:30...
So its become insanely good at WoW and have no social life, or dont RAID at all =/
Im not giving up my social life for a game =/
you're learning jase. lol you addict.
At first I read that as "Im giving up my social life for a game =/"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
And I thought "... What the fuck? What a fucking weirdo"
Then I re-read it. :lol
mikey's nerdiness always ruins the hangout title.
His may be limited to hangout titles, you do the same thing with everyone of your posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Burn?
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Yes. :nod:
I turned down the spot tonite, which ended up a plus, becuase i got a headjob in the car :XD: thus the reason for my new thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
I went to get dinner and bummed into a chick i know, and she was like "Your at home?" and im liek "Yeah" and shes liek "Oh what you doin now?" and im liek "Just getting dinner, why?" and shes liek "nothing i just moved out and got my own place" and im like "ORLY?" started talking, went for a drive, then BAM!
I dont regret turning down WoW now ^__^
Anyways talked to the dude in charge of raid times, we are working on raiding on my free days, which is cool, but might not be for some time thou.