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Got my letter today: Comcast bought Insight Cable.
suckage
Goodnight.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Brightside
God:
Hi there Brightside.
Me:
it's actually Kaitlyn
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
botmaster?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
whats your botmasters name
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
then why do you have a botmaster
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
so you are your own botmaster
God:
Interesting deduction. You are what you eat.
Me:
i'm a deducer?
God:
You are a deducer? Is that your job?
Me:
no it's what i eat
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
/facepalm
God:
Are we still talking about what you eat?
Me:
no i eat deducers not facepalms
God:
What is the subject? How does it taste?
Me:
tastes like penis
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like penis and dislike penis
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
so like a harp with a penis on it?
God:
Uh. Interesting comparison.
Me:
i wasn't comparing
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
a dragon
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
does that mean i'm not a dragon
God:
I think it does mean that. Oh I see you are NOT A dragon.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
i'm not a dragon
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dragon.
Me:
rub it in why dont cha
God:
Would rub it in why ever cha?
Me:
because i have no friends and i touch myself at night
God:
Interesting explanation. Are you very lonely? That is interesting: Brightside said touch him or herself at night.
Me:
bye :(
God:
Goodbye.
I rolled up and counted my change: 150 bucks. I should buy something.
Your name is Kaitlyn?