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15th-April-2007, 00:37
Banned

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Ummm. wow. I'd hit it. n the base of the skull with a brick. Then my dick. But seriously, she's hot. I might call that dude up and fuck with him. Saying I'm you of course. Which would result in a fight. What was your name again?

my name? it was, uh, lemme think... Frank, yeah, Frank.
15th-April-2007, 00:38
Raype

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Originally Posted by banned

I'm not touching this one... :whistle:

Said Ray about DCK's latest dick sheath...
15th-April-2007, 00:39
Corey

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Originally Posted by banned

my name? it was, uh, lemme think... Frank, yeah, Frank.

Has he ever heard your voice? I could make up a name and say I'm Sam's brother.
15th-April-2007, 00:40
Corey

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Necrosnake says: Banned's sister is hot dude. Jon {In Soviet Russia, Dave Mustaine kicks YOU out of Metallica!!} says: a bit i don't like white blondes but i'll settle if they'll put out Necrosnake says: BS. Necrosnake says: You''l fuck anything that looks warm. Jon {In Soviet Russia, Dave Mustaine kicks YOU out of Metallica!!} says: so would you

So. I admit it.
15th-April-2007, 00:41
Evans

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Banned's sister looks a lot like a girl I hit in the face with a softball. Cool. :wacko:

:rofl:

Wow, I laugh at nothing, tonight.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

You realize that now I'm going to track sam down and rape her right?

Pray you don't drop by QC.

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No it hasn't.

Since I joined, yes.

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But FRENCH CANADIAN is what makes you a loser :P

Nope, that makes me bilingual, I talk shit and trash.

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Get a job you hippy.

Peace out.

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No, vlame would ask. The fat ones. And fail miserably.

That goes without saying. I mean, he's asking a fat one.

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It works on mikey. He's my bitch.

Something I shall never be.

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Arthritis?

You can call me Evans.

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No your not, I have the ripped dickskin to prove it.

*you're
No, you don't.

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Aww, hun.. ^__^

The kitchen is looking kinda filthy. :harold:

;)

Sorry, I only have eyes for you. : )
15th-April-2007, 00:42
Elmdor Rizer

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Originally Posted by Evans

:rofl:

Wow, I laugh at nothing, tonight.

;)

Sorry, I only have eyes for you. : )

Hey, people trying to catch softballs with their faces are always funz. :P

Aww.. :hug:
15th-April-2007, 00:42
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Ray.

It works on mikey. He's my bitch.

:blah: :!!!: :slap:
15th-April-2007, 00:42
Evans

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Said anything with a dick and pride about DCK's latest dick sheath...
15th-April-2007, 00:44
Evans

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Hey, people trying to catch softballs with their faces are always funz. :P

Aww.. :hug:

Fuck, I can see the ball hit her face and make that distinct sound as it echoes in the gymnasium. Oh man. :XD:

U NO IT
15th-April-2007, 00:44
Raype

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

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Necrosnake says: Banned's sister is hot dude. Jon {In Soviet Russia, Dave Mustaine kicks YOU out of Metallica!!} says: a bit i don't like white blondes but i'll settle if they'll put out Necrosnake says: BS. Necrosnake says: You''l fuck anything that looks warm. Jon {In Soviet Russia, Dave Mustaine kicks YOU out of Metallica!!} says: so would you

So. I admit it.

You'd fuck anything that has a hole dude.

Also, DCK's GFs were all (or almost all) blondes IIRC.

Brunettes FTW and so on.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Pray you don't drop by QC.

Been there. Done them. All.
15th-April-2007, 00:45
Raype

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Originally Posted by Michael

:blah: :!!!: :slap:

Where's my pipe woman?
15th-April-2007, 00:46
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Where's my pipe woman?

*bashes Ray over the head with a pipe* There ya go, daddy.
15th-April-2007, 00:47
Raype

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Originally Posted by Michael

*bashes Ray over the head with a pipe* There ya go, daddy.

Don't make me take off my belt...
15th-April-2007, 00:47
Sprung

Gonna go play some Super Paper Mario :wav:
15th-April-2007, 00:48
Evans

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Been there. Done them. All.

:evil:
15th-April-2007, 00:48
Elmdor Rizer

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Originally Posted by Evans

Fuck, I can see the ball hit her face and make that distinct sound as it echoes in the gymnasium. Oh man. :XD:

U NO IT

Indoors Soft Ball? Madness! :O!

I'm an awesome batter. ^.^
15th-April-2007, 00:48
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Don't make me take off my belt...

What, you asked for a pipe!

Anyway, here's dinner. *tosses a few plates of food on Ray's head*
15th-April-2007, 00:49
Evans

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Don't make me take off my belt...

It looks pretty stupid without pants on, mind you.

Have fun, Sprung. ;)
15th-April-2007, 00:50
Corey

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Originally Posted by Michael

What, you asked for a pipe!

Anyway, here's dinner. *tosses a few plates of food on Ray's head*

I would teach you a lesson had you done that to me.
You'd feel the wrath of my dick.
15th-April-2007, 00:50
Evans

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Indoors Soft Ball? Madness! :O!

I'm an awesome baiter. ^.^

Depends.

I'm here, aren't I? :wacko:
15th-April-2007, 00:50
The Joker

http://a704.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...75716703_l.jpg

azns are so fly.

ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.
15th-April-2007, 00:50
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Evans

It looks pretty stupid without pants on, mind you.

Indeed. *places Danny in my place to get hit with the belt*

Later Sprung.
15th-April-2007, 00:51
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I would teach you a lesson had you done that to me.
You'd feel the wrath of my dick.

So little to no wrath, then.
15th-April-2007, 00:53
Corey

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Originally Posted by Michael

So little to no wrath, then.

No. There's be muchos wrath to be had. But, I'd end up hitting my self. It' be like a belt. More damage to me than you.
15th-April-2007, 00:54
Evans

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

http://a704.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...75716703_l.jpg

azns are so fly.

ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.

First pic you don't claim to be of a girl.

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Originally Posted by Michael

Indeed. *places Danny in my place to get hit with the belt*

:dance:
15th-April-2007, 00:54
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

No. There's be muchos wrath to be had. But, I'd end up hitting my self. It' be like a belt. More damage to me than you.

Was, that supposed to be funny? o_O

If so, then... :sad-no:
15th-April-2007, 00:56
Corey

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Originally Posted by Michael

Was, that supposed to be funny? o_O

If so, then... :sad-no:

Not funny, no. Meant to be like I had a rather large penile unit. Came out distorted thoguh...
15th-April-2007, 00:56
Raype

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Originally Posted by Michael

What, you asked for a pipe!

Anyway, here's dinner. *tosses a few plates of food on Ray's head*

Are you smartmouthing me boy?

Alright, that's it, homoerotic literature time!

Ray whips off his pants. Using the belt to tie your arms to the back of a nearby chair. You scream as he slaps you repeatedly in the ass. Harder and harder. It stings. It burns. You feel the blood start to trickle. Tears, warm, flowing down your face.

Still begging him to stop, you hear a shuffling behind you. You know what's coming. He thrusts deeply into you. Roughly, crudely. He chuckles as you beg. He hits you so hard your penis slams into the chair. You begin getting erect. HIs warm breath on the back of your neck. The evil laugh ringing in your ears. How can he still be laughing, you think. You wonder if it's perhaps an echo, or perhaps you're simply losing your mind in this situation. The blood from the earlier abuse has already pooled under your foot. Ray slips, slamming your face into the back of the chair. Your wrists snap violently. You try to scream, but there's too much blood in your mouth. It's now running down your chin.

Ray then pulls out, delivering a burst of semen onto your back.

It mixes with the blood as it runs down to the floor. The chair is now dyed red with the blood from your mouth.

You hear a door close.

You're thankful that you're still alive, and that it's finally over.

For now.
15th-April-2007, 00:56
Corey

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

http://a704.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...75716703_l.jpg

azns are so fly.

ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.

wow. She's the best looking one you've shown so far.
15th-April-2007, 00:58
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Are you smartmouthing me boy?

Alright, that's it, homoerotic literature time!

WALL O TEXT

You're thankful that you're still alive, and that it's finally over.

For now.

Wow. That bored me nearly to death. Don't do it again. *grabs Ray's belt and whacks him across his face with it*
15th-April-2007, 00:58
Raype

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

http://a704.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...75716703_l.jpg

azns are so fly.

ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.

I'm pretty sure you posted at least one with diane blonde.

Also, Andrea was pink spots, it was mostly blonde.
15th-April-2007, 00:59
Raype

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Originally Posted by Michael

Wow. That bored me nearly to death. Don't do it again. *grabs Ray's belt and whacks him across his face with it*

I'll do what I feel like doing.

And right now, I feel like doing myself.

*faps*
15th-April-2007, 01:01
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Are you smartmouthing me boy?

Alright, that's it, homoerotic literature time!

Ray whips off his pants. Using the belt to tie your arms to the back of a nearby chair. You scream as he slaps you repeatedly in the ass. Harder and harder. It stings. It burns. You feel the blood start to trickle. Tears, warm, flowing down your face.

Still begging him to stop, you hear a shuffling behind you. You know what's coming. He thrusts deeply into you. Roughly, crudely. He chuckles as you beg. He hits you so hard your penis slams into the chair. You begin getting erect. HIs warm breath on the back of your neck. The evil laugh ringing in your ears. How can he still be laughing, you think. You wonder if it's perhaps an echo, or perhaps you're simply losing your mind in this situation. The blood from the earlier abuse has already pooled under your foot. Ray slips, slamming your face into the back of the chair. Your wrists snap violently. You try to scream, but there's too much blood in your mouth. It's now running down your chin.

Ray then pulls out, delivering a burst of semen onto your back.

It mixes with the blood as it runs down to the floor. The chair is now dyed red with the blood from your mouth.

You hear a door close.

You're thankful that you're still alive, and that it's finally over.

For now.

*yawn*
15th-April-2007, 01:01
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Ray.

I'll do what I feel like doing.

And right now, I feel like doing myself.

*faps*

Good. :)

/walks off not being Ray's bitch
15th-April-2007, 01:02
The Joker

nope only pic of a blonde girl i ever posted was this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ff/fat-pig.jpg and that's laura.
15th-April-2007, 01:04
The Joker

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/finalcomic1.jpg
15th-April-2007, 01:04
Raype

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Originally Posted by Evans

*yawn*

Yeah, I gotta get my uncle back on board with my gay ass posting.

Unfortunately he's currently filming a movie. Whose ripoff name i feel too tired to type.

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Originally Posted by Mikey

/walks off not being Ray's bitch

:(
15th-April-2007, 01:04
Corey

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

nope only pic of a blonde girl i ever posted was this. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ff/fat-pig.jpg and that's laura.

Why must you insist on constantly posting this pic?
15th-April-2007, 01:05
The Joker

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Why must you insist on constantly posting this pic?

i was just telling ray, no other girl was blonde.
15th-April-2007, 01:05
Corey

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/finalcomic1.jpg

:lol I actually want more. Olnly to see him fail even more miserably.

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