The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Eye contact eh? What about the "Jap's eye"?

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I am failing to understand what you are trying to say. Do you mean to ask me if squinting is ok? If so, then the answer is absolutely not.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I am failing to understand what you are trying to say. Do you mean to ask me if squinting is ok? If so, then the answer is absolutely not.

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Jap's eye = Pee hole.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I am failing to understand what you are trying to say. Do you mean to ask me if squinting is ok? If so, then the answer is absolutely not.

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:chinese:

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

What in the motherfuck are you talking about?

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What in the motherfuck do you think? Various forms of torture/killing.
Go look back a couple pages.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Jap's eye = Pee hole.

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That is news to me.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

An Outcome Measure in life: Mortality

That article is a possible topic for this paper. I haven't read it yet but it seems long enough to write at least 4 pages on.

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Fix'd

And yes.

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Originally Posted by Michael

Wow. Mother nature's a bitch. It snowed here last night, and a bit later. You'd think it'd be cold outside. My bedroom's been pretty hot (no joke), so I cracked open the windows a bit, and my room was still fuckin' hot! Now, the snow has melted a bit, and it's fuckin' freezing in my room. Mother nature is wierd.

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Mother nature needs to get laid. Bad.

And it should be hot in the bedroom. If it's not, something's wrong. Sexually speaking.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

Sorry for the delay in responding. I was eating a hearty and filling meal of puppies. They really do taste just like chicken.

I would rather have a reason for killing someone, even if it's a BS one. If some stranger doesn't acknowledge my nod as we pass, that's grounds for execution. And I have limited access to acids, at least in the quantities I'd need to dissolve body.

I could always just eat the corpse. Bones are a good source of calcium, but the teeth might be hard to digest.

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What doesn't.

There's a reason to kill everyone, you just haven't found it yet. And you don't need much. The local university/college usually keeps a container or two around. Or you can make your own slowly through homemade processes. It takes a while, but a couple hundred bottles of vinegar bought over several months to a year will do the job quite nicely once you evaporate most of the water. You just need a good sized plastic container. Plus it's less conspicuous. It's not like it's unusual for a person to purchase large quantities of vinegar, however it is unusal for someone to sneak out of a lab with a bucketload of acid.

Not entirely a good idea. People taste like shit. For the most part anyway. I hear it's an acquired taste, guess I'm just not completely there yet. The bones are hard, especially if the person has some sort of surgical tool in them, such as a brace or screws to fix bone related problems. Plus the disease risk is pretty bad, and cooking human flesh is pretty much out of the question due to the smell. Boiling it just makes it taste horrible. Eating the victim is really a last resort.

If you happen to have a few pet dogs though, that'll work.

As an added bonus, you can always just claim it was an animal attack, and get away with negligence or some shit. Basically just a slap on the wrist compared to murder charges.

Guys, I gotta pee.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Hey guys, I before E accept after C. Oh, and in weird words it works differently. Isn't the English language a bitch.

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Just claim to be british/canadian.

You'd be suprised what you can get away with.

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Originally Posted by sprung

Guys, I gotta pee.

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Just go in your diaper.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Just go in your diaper.

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:XD: Good stuff. Also, I'm going to bed. I have to catch up on my sleep during geography tomorrow.

I really need to start working on this paper. I haven't even read the article that I am writing about yet. I keep on trying to, but I can't get past the first sentence.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Just go in your diaper.

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You said I could pee in yours this time.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I really need to start working on this paper. I haven't even read the article that I am writing about yet. I keep on trying to, but I can't get past the first sentence.

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Dude, if it's printable, just copy and paste.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I really need to start working on this paper. I haven't even read the article that I am writing about yet. I keep on trying to, but I can't get past the first sentence.

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Severe fear of .?

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Originally Posted by sprung

You said I could pee in yours this time.

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No, I said you could pee in my coffee.

Just put your hearing aid back in grandpa.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Dude, if it's printable, just copy and paste.

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It works diffently in College. You have to copy and paste, then cite it. :wacko:


No seriously though, I would get busted so fast if I did that.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Severe fear of .?



No, I said you could pee in my coffee.

Just put your hearing aid back in grandpa.

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Why would I put my hearing aid back in Grandpa if it's mine?

You're strange.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Severe fear of .?

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Oh my God, you're right, I will never use a period again, just commas for me thanks, I may need help getting over this fear,

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Severe fear of .?



No, I said you could pee in my coffee.

Just put your hearing aid back in, grandpa.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Why would I put my hearing aid back in Grandpa if it's mine?

You're strange.

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THat's what he meant. /gone

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Why would I put my hearing aid back in Grandpa if it's mine?

You're strange.

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Why would I put my dick in you if it's mine?

You're hot.

That's why.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

No seriously though, I would get busted so fast if I did that.

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Do it anyway, just to see if you can get away with it.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

It works diffently in College. You have to copy and paste, then site it. :wacko:


No seriously though, I would get busted so fast if I did that.

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Shit I forgot work cite.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Why would I put my dick in you if it's mine?

You're hot.

That's why.

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Go masturbate to a movie. Or something. Just keep that thing away from me.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Go masturbate to a movie. Or something. Just keep that thing away from me.

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Will do.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Do it anyway, just to see if you can get away with it.

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I can't risk being failed. She will kick me out if I do that. If that happens then I will never be able to transfer out.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I can't risk being failed. She will kick me out if I do that. If that happens then I will never be able to transfer out.

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Isn't she the hot prego?

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Originally Posted by Michael

I know! :D Some people on another board commented on how it might be fake, simply because Orochimaru is never seen using water jutsu. Hello! This is Orochimaru, one of his goals was to learn every jutsu. Plus, he's being attacked with fire jutsu. Do they actually expect him to counter with snakes? o_O

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Michael. NEVER call me a geek again. Got it?

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Isn't she the hot prego?

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No, that is my comp teacher.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Shit I forgot work cite.

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Long ago I thought of a genius idea. I've never done it, but I'm pretty sure that it's do-able without getting caught.


C/P from one site, cite another that contains similar information.

I wonder if using a journal of psychiaty would be ok with her. That is a form of psychology write?

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I wonder if using a journal of psychiaty would be ok with her. That is a form of psychology write?

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It sure is.

Quick Q: Does she wear glasses?

If not, she's probably a half assed psych. In which case you can hand in absolute bull and get an A. Or try hitting on her. They like that.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

No, that is my comp teacher.

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So, why are you taking Psychology anyway? I got out of it by taking Physical Sciences, which I am very good at.

Let's get physical.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

It sure is.

Quick Q: Does she wear glasses?

If not, she's probably a half assed psych. In which case you can hand in absolute bull and get an A. Or try hitting on her. They like that.

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I realized she wasn't exactly a very smart teacher when she pronounced milk like melk. Then there was the syllabus she handed us on the first day, tons of misspellings and grammatical errors.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

So, why are you taking Psychology anyway? I got out of it by taking Physical Sciences, which I am very good at.

Let's get physical.

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Because it is easy, and aside from this paper, we generally do nothing.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I realized she wasn't exactly a very smart teacher when she pronounced milk like melk. Then there was the syllabus she handed us on the first day, tons of misspellings and grammatical errors.

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Oh man...mispronounced words drive me crazy.

Fish pronounced "feesh"
Root pronounced "ruut"


ack.

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I realized she wasn't exactly a very smart teacher when she pronounced milk like melk. Then there was the syllabus she handed us on the first day, tons of misspellings and grammatical errors.

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Maybe she just wounded her tongue in an enjoyable game of "tongue twister".

Let's just say it involves oral sex. If you're too big, it can end up fucking up the person's speech permanently.

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Originally Posted by SB

Because it is easy, and aside from this paper, we generally do nothing.

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But WHY do you do nothing?

See, now we're talking psychology

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Because it is easy, and aside from this paper, we generally do nothing.

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I would never last in psychology. I could care less what other people think :P

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I would never last in psychology. I could care less what other people think :P

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Then taking philosophy would kill you. My prof is a very smart woman, but she states what she believes and what our textbook says as fact. It annoys me to no end. There is an individual in class that loves to call her out on that, and when that happens the rest of the class period turns into a massive debate between the two.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I would never last in psychology. I could care less what other people think :P

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I would probably undermine them and poke fun at their problems if anybody came to me for help.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Then taking philosophy would kill you. My prof is a very smart woman, but she states what she believes and what our textbook says as fact. It annoys me to no end. There is an individual in class that loves to call her out on that, and when that happens the rest of the class period turns into a massive debate between the two.

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Do you get off on watching people debating?

Do you want to feel their bodily fluids dripping down your leg?

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Originally Posted by Darth

I would probably undermine them and poke fun at their problems if anybody came to me for help.

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I'd prescribe powerful mind/mood altering drugs then watch the hilarious consequences.

I believe it's time for me to go to bed. Actually, that would have been 2 hours ago, so now it's time for me to collapse.

Goodnight ;)

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Do you get off on watching people debating?

Do you want to feel their bodily fluids dripping down your leg?

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Ummmmmm, what?

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Oh man...mispronounced words drive me crazy.

Fish pronounced "feesh"
Root pronounced "ruut"


ack.

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