No more Big Brother until next summer.
I has a sad.
I'm off to bed.
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No more Big Brother until next summer.
I has a sad.
I'm off to bed.
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night night :wav:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
Attachment 27307Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
(because Sprung left before he could post it himself)
Still, she was a step up from the last one. Kind of reminded me of saskatchewan. Flat, dull, and constantly being plowed by farmers.
this is pretty entertaining.
And that's why I moved on to older women. All the young lads in the place, here's some advice, ask your grandma if she has any friends with alzheimers. If you have a bad date, they never remember it. As long as you keep the argument going for a while you're bound to win. And even if you don't, try again 5 minutes later after you've had a chance to come up with a better argument. And if you ever need an exit strategy, boom, just leave. What're they going to say, "you didn't call"? Of course I did, you just forgot about it. Works every time.
Plus, no pregnancy scares.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
But roleplaying does get a little hard. We tried the classic porn scenario where the pizza guy shows up. She hands me some money and slams the door in my face. Of course, I didn't mind that. What really got me was that she didn't tip.
old people can be stingy, :thot: oh yeah they call it being frugal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
You're not kidding. This one time we invited a prostitute over for a three way, she just kept going on and on about how in her day you could get a montreal swashbuckler for a nickel and still have enough for a bottle of johnson's lube.Quote:
Originally Posted by knightshade
oh yeah ray on another forum someone was talking about how his love life was so bad that if it got any worse he was going to have to start trying to get his toaster to sleep with him I immediately thought of you and your hilarious blog entry.:rofl:
maybe I should of warned him, but nah let him find out on his own about the perils involved.:whistle:
Bubble wrap, hand soap, and a tightly wrapped towel.Quote:
Originally Posted by knightshade
He can thank me later.
You can also hollow out an old couch cushion you have lying around and insert the required materials in there. Although that option obviously does not work for everyone.
ray you know you have to be one of the most entertaining people on this site if I didn't know better I'd say you really did half the stuff you talk about.
wait I don't know better.
Dammit japan, stop making me feel bad.
Everything after the 8 minute mark is just fuck.
That's the hilarious part.Quote:
Originally Posted by knightshade
I do approximately half the stuff I talk about.
Or I at least do shades of some of the stuff I talk about.
Hijinks always ensue.
Progress was made today. A fair amount, in fact.
All I have to do is clear Worlds 3, 4, and 5 now.
While grinding for souls because fuck yes grinding.
Also, flame lurker would probably have been easier with a shield and the ring of flame resistance.
But fuck that noise, I have a stick.
Also a giant cleaver that I can't use good because I don't believe in God enough.
maybe king and kouen should do that game in their fail threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Raype
thanks for the entertainment ray, I'm heading out so see you guys later :wav:
4-2
Lasers.
Mother fuck
post the name in the thread and we shall try it if its possibleQuote:
Originally Posted by knightshade
dodonpachi dai ou jo black label.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kouen
I Copy / Pasted the quotes over to the lp thread so king can see it since i may not catch him on skype :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Also, since I'm currently catching up on this weeks events gaming wise:
Discuss, etc.
What. The. Hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Bossrush, now with double the unlockable true end boss!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimori
And that is why no one has ever successfully completed that mode.
Until now.
:wacko:
Damn it, Japan, if you've managed to create flawless artificial life with bullet time reflexes, you should put it to better use than making it play bullet hell shooters. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
like what? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimori
You just know that somewhere in Japan there's a warehouse full of bullet time ninjas in suspended animation awaiting the dawn of WWIII.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimori
Japan has no intention of losing twice.
Where we see danmaku shooters, they see highly advanced training programs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Notice how a lot of these things start out with "you're the last remaining shit and there's a gigantic army trying to kill you, good luck"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimori
Each one of those ninjas is being trained in anti-platoon warfare. We're boned.
Ikaruga even trains them that everything that isn't the same colour as them is an enemy. And that when surrounded by attacks from the opposite colour, it's best to blend in and use your enemies to your advantage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Taking over the world, obviously. Last I checked, that's standard procedure when you have an army of robot supermen at your disposal. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kouen
Several teach you that if you're going to die, you might as well use a bomb.
Some are even built around the mechanic of having to suicide bomb to succeed (HnH).
Oh god, you're right. It's actually frightening how perfect this theory is. Somebody call Jack Thompson!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
But he's been disbarred.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimori
He's got about as much pull as the typical hamster right now.
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Originally Posted by knightshade
BRING IT ON.:cool:
AS long as it works on a emulator.:wacko:
It does.
Hilariously.
Ahh.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
I wonder how I will do without a ship backing me up.
Ray, I know I normally don't interfere in your endless quest to destroy souls but thats's seriously a cunt move even by your standards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype