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That means you want to have sex in a vat of tomatoe juice with two men both named steve.Quote:
Originally Posted by X-Head
Great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Except when I can't stop thinking about fucking her.
But that's alright, everything's about sex, right mr. psych?
It's an obvious shop. I know because I've seen a few in my day and the pixels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
The only Steve's I know of are the dudes who used to be on blues clues. And they killed themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
They should.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
Actually most steves are fat lazy jackasses.
But still somehow remain cool.
Fucking pissed off. It's 03:50 and it still hasn't done itself. I better start now..Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
The pixels what? :|
Simply tell the teacher you couldn't do the assignment because you were busy masturbating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!
They'll buy it.
Well, it is a pretty cool name. Corey though, that's a badass name. Goddamn dude. I have to stay in scince for like 3 hours and I'm alone in there with a bunch of nerds.I think I'd kill myself if I didn't have metal Mobile Impact on my phone. I still haven;t beatebn it though. I can't beat the last boss. (You don't get continues)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Or got herpes of the vagina. It saved me a few times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Or was busy nailing the professor's girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/mother/fatherQuote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
He'll freak out and leave. Now you have a 1 day extension!
Fix'd*Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
That only works if you can be sure his/her grandparents are still alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
Oh right. That doesn't apply to you :P
Um only if i can give.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Eh, I'll try to do it atleast. I've got two hours of gym tomorrow, so I should be able to sleep a little during that. Oh, and one and a half hour of religion.. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
It may even help out the situation. Had they been dead, said professor would be worried I really had defiled said grandparents. Which, I most certanly did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Religion eh? The answer is always "John". Unless it's eastern religion, then it's always Mohammed or Brahma. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!
How do you deal with maggots on your dick after you pull out?Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake