Hey, maybe he masturbates 20 times a day or has really tiny testes. I hear dudes with small nads last longer. I'd ask one, but they usually go roid rage all over me.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Or you could come up here. I'll be waiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
Whatever you say magnum B. S. Also two words: Pre ejactulate.
Yeah, pulling out totally works well. There is no such thing as precum. Also, you said you use condoms a post or two ago, now you don't? Where is Jase to attack you when we need him.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I would not. Give me her phone number so I can call her. I will make the conversation quick I promise.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
ok, if you don't believe me, find the lenght of buckethead's colma, i screwed through that whole CD, and the title track on dream theater's current album.
Hold on a moment, I gotta go check on my brand new jag.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
You're counting foreplay aren't you. Noob. You only count from when clothes come off to when you're done fucking.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
pre cum is the sperm left over from the last load, it's dead sperm.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
with diane i always did. with laura i never really have.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
the shit is she lives in the crappiest house in texas, no net or cells, she goes to her friends house and does it all. and i don't believe you wouldn't, or if you didn't you'd add her on msn/yahoo and invite them in the chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
no from "condom on" to "get off i'm tired!" :heyhey:Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Funny story. I was at my brothers tonight, we were just hanging out. Some kid comes up to his door and asks who owns the red lambo out front. I say it is mine, to which he replies, "I hit is with a rock." I asked him how and he said, "Well, I was throwing rocks at it." Replace lambo with 98 doge ram, and it is a true story.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
how do you measure testicles? and i do jerk off alot.
well, hmm, i'd rather have a wrx subaruQuote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Yeah, guess what? That isn't true. You are going to get that bitch pregnant. The last thing the world needs is for you to have a child. Please expose your testicals to x-rays or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
*Fact* Sperm can live for over a month outside the testes.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
If you take that long between sex sessions, I feel sorry for you.
That's nothing to be proud of, you're supposed to be the one that gets tired, not her.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
Well at least I figure you're on top. Otherwise you'd have a fractured pelvis by now.
I had sex with a girl once.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Replace "sex" with got my penis touched and "girl" with "my left hand" and it's a true story.
/vlame
So much, in fact, that you make a lot into one word. That is one mistake that makes me laugh a little. I mean, I can't spell worth a darn, but people need to stop joining words like that. No offense to you or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
well, if it didn't happen in the 3 months that i've fucked her in i'll doubt it'll happen now, or i'll come on her tits and in her mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Wrap your hands around the scrotum and squeeze. Make sure it's warm though, otherwise you'll rupture the sack.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Quiet, we're supposed to wait until he gets a girl pregnant, then point and laugh at him.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad