The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Ouch, the "I'd like to think it could happen but it probably won't" phase. That's one major pain in the ass.

Well look at it this way, at least you didn't blow your chances with her. At least that's something to be happy about.

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Funny thing is, not for the distance I reckon I would be ok, I mean if I did, you would not hear from me EVER :wacko:

ray, i need a real good excuse to get out of going with my mom's pregger friend somewhere 7 in the morning.

it's now 1 in theo morning.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Ok, now you're on record saying you drink and jerk off.

Good luck with the "I don't masturbate because it's gross" stuff you've been doing earlier :P

Oh, and the "I was sober, the tree jumped in front of me, I swear!" stuff.

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What does jerk off mean?

I am not sure why I wrecked. I am honestly not that bad of a driver. Could have been the caffiene pill kick that I was on. There was a bottle of them spilled on the floor of my car, according to my friend that was at the scene. I miss those things, they really are what got me through work everyday. I was the fastest milk stocker that Lance's New Market has ever seen!

jerk off, tug o war with cyclops, shining the helmet, pulling your pork, saddling the invisibel man, chicking your chicken? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

ray, i need a real good excuse to get out of going with my mom's pregger friend somewhere 7 in the morning.

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Where are you going with a pregnant woman? Abortion clinic?

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Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

Funny thing is, not for the distance I reckon I would be ok, I mean if I did, you would not hear from me EVER :wacko:

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Ah yeah, the long distance thing....

No clue how that would work out, but from what I've seen they typically end with either one person or the other cheating or the couple growing apart. Or the trip becoming too hard to do often, and eventually you hardly ever see each other. Which almost immediately kills things.

Uh, I guess you'll just have to see what the future brings I guess. Who knows, the next couple of months may cause her to get pushed closer to you. Or you to her. Or something. Whatever. I suck at relationship stuff. That's why I keep it simple yo.

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

jerk off, tug o war with cyclops, shining the helmet, pulling your pork, saddling the invisibel man, chicking your chicken? :wacko:

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Does not compute.

i think she said job interview and looking to see if she get's a new apartment.

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

it's now 1 in theo morning.

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It's actually 8am :wacko:

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Does not compute.

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i think you need this...

http://www.healthystrokes.com/mast.html

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Originally Posted by V|_@M3

ray, i need a real good excuse to get out of going with my mom's pregger friend somewhere 7 in the morning.

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"I have a stomach ache"

"I just remembered I have a project due"

"I overslept"

Try one of those.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

What does jerk off mean?

I am not sure why I wrecked. I am honestly not that bad of a driver. Could have been the caffiene pill kick that I was on. There was a bottle of them spilled on the floor of my car, according to my friend that was at the scene. I miss those things, they really are what got me through work everyday. I was the fastest milk stocker that Lance's New Market has ever seen!

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What you do to those bulls. That's right, those weren't cows.

Maybe you got distracted by a sexy hitchiker. Me.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Ah yeah, the long distance thing....

No clue how that would work out, but from what I've seen they typically end with either one person or the other cheating or the couple growing apart. Or the trip becoming too hard to do often, and eventually you hardly ever see each other. Which almost immediately kills things.

Uh, I guess you'll just have to see what the future brings I guess. Who knows, the next couple of months may cause her to get pushed closer to you. Or you to her. Or something. Whatever. I suck at relationship stuff. That's why I keep it simple yo.

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If I could afford to have her live closer I would, I kid you not.

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Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

It's actually 8am :wacko:

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no 1 am, also what happened to your rep? fuck it, i might as well pull through and stay the fuck up.

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Originally Posted by theo

If I could afford to have her live closer I would, I kid you not.

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Afford? She's a girl, not a car.

Just feed her some scraps every once in a while and change the chains if they start to rust. You'll be fine.