Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[HeavyMetalGamer]

Have you ever been to a 7-11 store?

Favorite Mario game?

Favorite Sonic game?

Favorite GTA game?

Favorite Porn Star?

Do you like kitties hairy or shaved?

If Jessica Alba was naked, would you give her a wam dam slam?

Candied Bacon is good, would you like some?

Carmel Apple, your opinion?

Why are you fat?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Do you like tator tots?

Do you have a llama named Tina?

Do you know the Youtube Channel Epic Meal Time?

Do you know Angry Grandpa?

Do you think I am badass?

Do you like the epic boobs girl?

How do you like your drinks? Shaken or Stirred?

Are you scared?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Have you ever been to a 7-11 store?

Favorite Mario game?

Favorite Sonic game?

Favorite GTA game?

Favorite Porn Star?

Do you like kitties hairy or shaved?

If Jessica Alba was naked, would you give her a wam dam slam?

Candied Bacon is good, would you like some?

Carmel Apple, your opinion?

Why are you fat?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Do you like tator tots?

Do you have a llama named Tina?

Do you know the Youtube Channel Epic Meal Time?

Do you know Angry Grandpa?

Do you think I am badass?

Do you like the epic boobs girl?

How do you like your drinks? Shaken or Stirred?

Are you scared?

Favourite Mario Game: Probably Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.
Favourite Sonic 'Game': I suppose that would be Evil Plot #210: Adventure 2.
Favourite GTA Game: I don't play that series, thanks.
Favourite Porn Star: Perhaps I should clarify the rule I posted in the OP: NO SEX-RELATED QUESTIONS.
On the matter of kittens: Shaved kittens look ridiculous, and I feel it's cruel to the poor animals. They have fur for a reason.
On the Jessica Alba question, I'll answer twofold. One: I do not presume to know what a 'wam dam slam' is, and I do not want to know. Two: THREAD! RULE!
Candied Bacon: I am willing to try some, so yes please.
On the matter of Caramel Apples: Never had any.
On the matter of why I'm fat: Already answered. Glandular problem.
About my father: I'd rather not discuss that, thanks. Painful memories. He was the son of Prof. Gerald Robotnik, and a brilliant mechanic and scientist himself. I took after my dad there. I just overtook him in the worldconquering department.
Tator Tots: What in the seven hells are those?
On the matter of the llama: ...sensible questions would be nice. And no, no I do not.
The YouTube Channel: I've heard of it before, but I haven't checked it out.
Angry Grandpa: Well, since Prof. Gerald Robotnik went completely insane by the end and jury-rigged the Biolizard to drag the ARK into the planet, causing an explosion that'd wipe out all life as we know it, yes. Yes I know an Angry Grandpa.
Epic Boobs Girl: Rule one... Unless this concerns some daft meme, in which case just no.
On the matter of the drinks: I answered that as well, I don't drink. I suppose stirred, since I could murder for a good cup of tea with milk and sugar.
Scared? Of what, precisely?