The Metal Gear Out: Revengevengevengeance

[Fer!]

You know the worst part?

It's actually looking like he died from bug bites.

He puts up with Chris and Barb and lives in a house filled with their crap for 30+ years only to be killed by tiny insects taking chunks out of him.

Poor guy.

I think he didn't felt a thing, and died with a smile on his face.

[Synthetik]

Alright, I'm off guys and gals. It was good seeing you all again. Catch y'all later.

[Elin]

PS3 being region-free + Elly being a massive language geek = !

[Raype]

Hey, you remember when we saw him drink his semen? Or that time we watched him have sex with that doll?

Yeah, great times. I feel like MY FUCKING LIFE HAS BEEN OVER SINCE THAT DAY. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE GIFS, YOU FUCKS.

Haven't been able to look at someone drinking Fanta since without cracking a smile.

How about that stuffed raccoon? I have it prepared in the event I ever feel like completely ruining Milady's life.

Or that PS3 he mounted.

Also, he once shoved that medallion up his ass. And we know he's a frequent shitter of pants. Shit covered sonichu medallion. Enjoy your mental image.

Oh sure, rub it in. ;__;

Crooked...? Oh god, you seriously couldn't write a character as sad and pathetic as he is. :/ Well played, God.

He's punctured numerous blow up love dolls with that thing.

And truly god has a twisted sense of humor. The possible irony here is that Chris thinks god is his lackey. For he is the TRUE and HONEST god of all things. Meanwhile god is laughing whilst unleashing another wave of bullshit.

It's funny going from:

"Oh wow, bob's dead. Well."

to

"BOB'S DEAD OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS DOOMED. OH MAN, I'M GONNA DIE SO YOUNG I DON'T GOT NO CHEROKEE BLOOD"*

I didn't actually say that last part

You could always take the complete badass perk.

Keeps the males on my dad's side alive.

Even with our crap genetics.

Legally dead for like 2 minutes? Wake up and punch the orderly who just declared you dead because he sucks at his job and you resent them forcefully pulling out the IV. Dude promptly freaks the fuck out.

Fuckin' A Gramps. Fuckin' A.

[Ivolt]

I wish to meet your Grandfather.

Because that's awesome.

[Raype]

I wish to meet your Grandfather.

Because that's awesome.

You're about a decade too late for that. It prolongs your life, it doesn't make you immortal.

Still, he went out like a champ. In his sleep. Because clearly if he was awake he'd have to be dragged to the afterlife kicking and screaming.

And I'd know. I was present during the spectacle that occurred when his entire family tried to convince him that he needed intensive medical help.

Hated hospitals, you see.

For a dude that sick he put up a hell of a fight.

[Raype]

I also have a (non genetically related) uncle who has to be close to 30% metal and 20% skin grafts.

And a father who likely qualifies for zombie status.

Although the latter probably gets off on a technicality. I'm skeptical there's enough heart there to have a stroke/attack. Let alone multiples.

In summation, if you refuse to die you tend to live longer than people who call it quits.

[Raype]

Wait, someone is making a Nobunaga's Ambition and Pokemon crossover.

I...WHAT?

Fuck this, I'm shutting down the internet.

I've had enough nonsense for a while.

[Ivolt]

So half your family members are mutant half elves.

We will keep this in note, and keep a weapon of cold iron as needed.

[Ivolt]

Wait, someone is making a Nobunaga's Ambition and Pokemon crossover.

I...WHAT?

Fuck this, I'm shutting down the internet.

I've had enough nonsense for a while.

Like, the entire thing?

[Raype]

So half your family members are mutant half elves.

We will keep this in note, and keep a weapon of cold iron as needed.

Well I do have rather awesome ears.

I've also developed an overactive sex drive and the womenfolk love me.

There may be some truth to this...

[Raype]

Like, the entire thing?

Yes.

I AM CUTTING IT DOWN.

[Ivolt]

Oh shit.

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ;-;

[Raype]

You could always go to that place. With the games.

Unless they banned you.

In which case, hit the manager with your car.

[Ivolt]

You could always go to that place. With the games.

Unless they banned you.

In which case, hit the manager with your car.

I can always go, downtown~

No, bad Ivolt, that was a tangent. And tangents are bad. Because they are used in math.