Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Nemkoon]

re you in favor of putting our minds in robots, or no?

[Joe Blog]

Which one of these is your egg mobile

A

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B

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Or C

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Do you eat and like eggs?
Whats your favorite way of having eggs?
Have you tryed buying off sonic?
Have you tryed a machine gun on sonic?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

awesome.
are you in favor of capital punishment?
how about unusual punishment?

Capital punishment very much depends on the situation. As I've indicated before, I'm not in favour of killing unless absolutely necessary. That said, sometimes perhaps an exception must be made...
Unusual punishment depends very strongly on how you'd consider it. Are you talking completely silly forms of punishment, or nasty forms of punishment that aren't usually used?

re you in favor of putting our minds in robots, or no?

Varies greatly per person, but usually I cut out the middle man and directly transform something into a robot nowadays. It'll allow the vict- volunteer to retain his memories, but be programmed to serve me, and think more accurately.

Which one of these is your egg mobile

A

images.jpg

B

images1.jpg

Or C

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Do you eat and like eggs?
Whats your favorite way of having eggs?
Have you tryed buying off sonic?
Have you tryed a machine gun on sonic?

Option A: Ahhhh vintage. My first Eggmobile design. Ye gods my weapons systems were silly back then.
Option B: That one was actually designed by one of my dimensional counterparts. I've flown something similar, but not that one, specifically.
Option C: Well played.

- Yes, I eat and like eggs. Go ahead and laugh. As I told others, you have until I take over.
- Boiled.
- Nah. He's one of those blasted hero types. He doesn't CARE about money.
- On various occasions. During the Unleashed Plot I even unleashed full-blown miniguns on that blasted Hedgehog. That didn't work out either, though I had a functional backup plan in the works for when that failed.

[Grouch]

do you wear cologne?
do you like peaches?
do you have a favorite pie?
do trolls really live under bridges?
can i come live with you?

[Joe Blog]

I dont think its funny that you like eggs, it would be odd if you didnt through anyway
Have you ever considered shaving? (just curious)
What would you like to happen to sonic?
How do deal with cyclists and feel about them?
Have you throught about making a movie?
Have you throught about opening a orphanage or school to win browney points with the public?
Any particular people you would like to get rid of? (apart of sonic)

[Grouch]

would it be possible to make a female clone of yourself?
how tall are you?
how old do you think sonic is?
any new ideas for the egg carrier?
have you ever watched Hogans Heroes?
refresh my memory did you have an island?
how do you feel about cold weather?

I probably could have written more but then I'd be here all night typing.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Tired at the excessively weak attempt at trolling me. I mean, really now, could you at least TRY to involve some effort? Or better yet, not try to troll at all! For one, it will raise your IQ by about 40, and for two, you're clearly not cut out to be a troll.

Yes, I did just say anyone who trolls is an idiot. I'd feel bad, but the statement is so accurate that I have trouble doing so. Isn't that a shame?

Does that mean you're not going to answer my question, dear agony aunt? Effort is closely connected to that whole pesky institute of caring about what you're doing, which is a teaching I don't believe in. That isn't to say that I wasn't shaking my fist at my monitor as I was reading your reply, but I only gave it about 60 or so percent if you know what I mean.

Don't you feel a lot of the internet lingo is being overused these days? How is it trolling to make silly little questions in a thread about silly little questions? I still haven't found my hoes, you know. I'd lilke to suggest making up some words of your own. Why not Ogreing instead of trolling? Igniting instead of flaming? WINDJE instead of LOL? Wouldn't that be swell?

You know, it really is a shame. I'd like to emphasize how important it is to be able to empathize. Unfortunately, I won't bother. But I'd like to.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

do you wear cologne?
do you like peaches?
do you have a favorite pie?
do trolls really live under bridges?
can i come live with you?

- Only on special occasions. I will wear cologne when I am inaugurated as your ruler.
- Peaches? Meh.
- Apple pie, I suppose.
- Trolls can exist in a very wide variety of environs. These days they appear to have found the internet a very comfortable habitat.
- No thank you. While the Egg Carrier is massive, it's living quarters are designed for one person: Me. Perhaps one day when I expand the living quarters.

I dont think its funny that you like eggs, it would be odd if you didnt through anyway
Have you ever considered shaving? (just curious)
What would you like to happen to sonic?
How do deal with cyclists and feel about them?
Have you throught about making a movie?
Have you throught about opening a orphanage or school to win browney points with the public?
Any particular people you would like to get rid of? (apart of sonic)

- Some people would find it hilarious that I like eggs. Believe me on this one.
- Heavens no. Taking effort to make sure my mustache looks great, yes. Shaving it? Good gods NO.
- Well, I'd LIKE for Sonic to decide that my plan to take over the world is the best thing ever, and he'd either help me out in it, or just stay out of it. Alternately, I'd like him to be captured by me and stay in his bloody cell for once!
- Cyclists? What on earth is wrong with cyclists? Why would I deal with them? It's a mode of transportation for goodness' sake.
- Not really. I'm good at building my machines and trying to take over the world, though I'll admit that currently the key word there is "TRYING". I'm no director.
- Wouldn't work. I've tried enough nice things, and Sonic appreciates them. Then he goes right back to stomp my next evil plot into the ground.
- Tails comes to mind. He's almost as good a mechanic as I am, and his machinery is getting irksome.

would it be possible to make a female clone of yourself?
how tall are you?
how old do you think sonic is?
any new ideas for the egg carrier?
have you ever watched Hogans Heroes?
refresh my memory did you have an island?
how do you feel about cold weather?

I probably could have written more but then I'd be here all night typing.

- ...I... suppose. Why on earth do people keep asking me if I'd want to clone myself though? I want the world. I don't want competition from ME.
- About two meters.
- If memory serves, he's about 16 at the moment, though for some reason the data on his age is impossibly inaccurate.
- Nope. The Egg Carrier has served its purpose in the fight. It now serves as my flying home. As I've said earlier - Sonic appreciates that and has stopped trying to sink the thing. I can appreciate that, so the Egg Carrier is now officially defunct as a weapons system. I've got new airships to use as weapons.
- Nope. And if I'm honest, the title worries me. I'm not sure why, but it does.
- A tiny one in a classified location, housing my Chao Garden.
- Oh I don't like the cold, but luckily my suit is very well insulated against it.

And that's quite all right. Don't force yourself to stay awake. I'll still be here later. Probably.

Does that mean you're not going to answer my question, dear agony aunt? Effort is closely connected to that whole pesky institute of caring about what you're doing, which is a teaching I don't believe in. That isn't to say that I wasn't shaking my fist at my monitor as I was reading your reply, but I only gave it about 60 or so percent if you know what I mean.

Don't you feel a lot of the internet lingo is being overused these days? How is it trolling to make silly little questions in a thread about silly little questions? I still haven't found my hoes, you know. I'd lilke to suggest making up some words of your own. Why not Ogreing instead of trolling? Igniting instead of flaming? WINDJE instead of LOL? Wouldn't that be swell?

You know, it really is a shame. I'd like to emphasize how important it is to be able to empathize. Unfortunately, I won't bother. But I'd like to.

Oh goodie, a smidgeon of effort. I do believe I'm still not impressed! I'll even throw in a bonus and answer your questions!

- Well, I'm answering this question now, though really now... agony aunt? Must you already descend into namecalling? Yes, I realise I said trolls are idiots in my own posts, but I still claim the moral high ground for no reason at all.
- If you don't care about whatever it is you're doing, you'll never take over the world.
- Of course a lot of the internet language is overused. That's why I try to avoid most of it.
- Actual questions that can be answered would be a start. "Where my hoes at" is a question that I do not know, want to know, or want to answer to. *OOC: It's a ridiculous question that doesn't actually allow an in-character response, and as such, would be considered trolling. Oh yes, I can probably manage it with a great deal of imagination, but I'd like to stick to the characteristics of Dr. Robotnik, and neither he nor I would be inclined to answer such a question. Ever.*
- While I agree that the term 'trolling' is overused, it's one that is unavoidable these days, and there's little point to make up my own words. All it'll do is cause minor confusion for little purpose.
- Please fail to emphasize elsewhere then, because your lack of interest in anything is mildly grating..

[The Almighty MegaMan]

1) What does it feel like to have your plans crushed over and over and over and over and over by your nemesis?

2) Why are you so obsessed with taking over the world, anyway? Ain't it enough to have funds to build any sort of multi-million giant aircraft with missiles you like?

3) Oh and, I've heard you've got an IQ of about 180. Why haven't you built something like a trap with spikes over a pit with spikes with spiked platforms, you bald genius?
I thank God for Wily considering Spiked Wall Man a bad idea.

Been meaning to ask that to Dr. Wily but the last time I saw him he was flying away from a collapsing mech I just had taken care of *rolleyes*

It might must have been asked before, but I don't have time to sit through 19 pages. Sorry Doc.

Spoiler warning:

For some reason I totally loved typing that.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

My my, the only and only Mega Man. This IS an honour. No, I won't try to investigate your systems, don't worry. While I might not agree with your creator's points of view, I respect his ability far too much for that. Plus, your situation is slightly different. Your world is at peace, and generally happy, without Dr. Wily attempting to take over. MY world is a wartorn mess. I'm trying to conquer it to stop all the idiocy across the globe. Sadly, Sonic doesn't see this and only sees the megalomaniac in me. Which is also there, but it's not ALL that's there. Now, to your questions!

1) What does it feel like to have your plans crushed over and over and over and over and over by your nemesis?

2) Why are you so obsessed with taking over the world, anyway? Ain't it enough to have funds to build any sort of multi-million giant aircraft with missiles you like?

3) Oh and, I've heard you've got an IQ of about 180. Why haven't you built something like a trap with spikes over a pit with spikes with spiked platforms, you bald genius?
I thank God for Wily considering Spiked Wall Man a bad idea.

Been meaning to ask that to Dr. Wily but the last time I saw him he was flying away from a collapsing mech I just had taken care of *rolleyes*

It might must have been asked before, but I don't have time to sit through 19 pages. Sorry Doc.

Spoiler warning:

For some reason I totally loved typing that.

- Immensely depressing at times, but at others, it merely fuels my desire to win this endless conflict. I WILL crush Sonic and I WILL be victorious!
- Well, I believe I've more or less answered that in the first part of this post. I want to take over the world because it's become clear to me that its current rulers can't take care of it to save their cretinous lives. Wars break out at the drop of a hat, and anything said can lead to terrorist idiocy. I intend to claim the world as my own and improve on all that foolishness.

Yes, I suppose you could say I'm an idealist. Who'd a thought it.

- An IQ of 300 actually, it's established. And I have considered that. Sonic spotted it and just called Tails in to fly him past. You'd think Tails would tire out, but I guess he's been exercising.

Incidentally, given that you have a fair bit of experience with Dr. Wily's mechs, I must admit I'm curious to how well his contraptions hold up to mine. I would like to believe my creations are inherently superior (and they are), but plagiarism always has its place.

[Kouen Hasuki]

have you considered mind control?

[Englebert3rd]

So, whenever you have to go to the bathroom.... do you smash the toilet?

[The Almighty MegaMan]

My my, the only and only Mega Man. This IS an honour. No, I won't try to investigate your systems, don't worry. While I might not agree with your creator's points of view, I respect his ability far too much for that. Plus, your situation is slightly different. Your world is at peace, and generally happy, without Dr. Wily attempting to take over. MY world is a wartorn mess. I'm trying to conquer it to stop all the idiocy across the globe. Sadly, Sonic doesn't see this and only sees the megalomaniac in me. Which is also there, but it's not ALL that's there. Now, to your questions!



- Immensely depressing at times, but at others, it merely fuels my desire to win this endless conflict. I WILL crush Sonic and I WILL be victorious!
- Well, I believe I've more or less answered that in the first part of this post. I want to take over the world because it's become clear to me that its current rulers can't take care of it to save their cretinous lives. Wars break out at the drop of a hat, and anything said can lead to terrorist idiocy. I intend to claim the world as my own and improve on all that foolishness.

Yes, I suppose you could say I'm an idealist. Who'd a thought it.

- An IQ of 300 actually, it's established. And I have considered that. Sonic spotted it and just called Tails in to fly him past. You'd think Tails would tire out, but I guess he's been exercising.

Incidentally, given that you have a fair bit of experience with Dr. Wily's mechs, I must admit I'm curious to how well his contraptions hold up to mine. I would like to believe my creations are inherently superior (and they are), but plagiarism always has its place.

I see... Well, I like your ambition, and I agree about the world being on bad hands but if you have good intentions, why don't you try to change the world pacifically?
Um, besides, ain't you a bit too-trigger happy and short tempered to rule the world? Just sayin'

And lastly, if you succeeded, wouldn't it all turn out like it did in Mobius in the SatAM cartoon? If it's yes, they I'm getting in your way, Doc.

For the mechs... well, you both seem to like to build things ten times your size, but that can ultimately be destroyed. Maybe I'm overconfident about my knowledge on weapons of mass destruction, but durability always beats size.
What I like about your designs is that you don't use skulls everywhere. (It's getting to me - the last time I visited a natural science museum I shot a triceratops' skull and got kicked out.)

I got to hand it to you, the robot fight on the Death Egg/Doomsday looked really hard. That's the one time I think Sonic's got it tougher than me. Some fortresses of yours also seem to be particulary annoying; for example, Metropolis.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

have you considered mind control?

I refer you again to Evil Plot #323: Colours. Things did NOT go as planned, and that plan won't work a second time.

So, whenever you have to go to the bathroom.... do you smash the toilet?

Oh yay, a fat joke.

I see... Well, I like your ambition, and I agree about the world being on bad hands but if you have good intentions, why don't you try to change the world pacifically?
Um, besides, ain't you a bit too-trigger happy and short tempered to rule the world? Just sayin'

And lastly, if you succeeded, wouldn't it all turn out like it did in Mobius in the SatAM cartoon? If it's yes, they I'm getting in your way, Doc.

For the mechs... well, you both seem to like to build things ten times your size, but that can ultimately be destroyed. Maybe I'm overconfident about my knowledge on weapons of mass destruction, but durability always beats size.
What I like about your designs is that you don't use skulls everywhere. (It's getting to me - the last time I visited a natural science museum I shot a triceratops' skull and got kicked out.)

I got to hand it to you, the robot fight on the Death Egg/Doomsday looked really hard. That's the one time I think Sonic's got it tougher than me. Some fortresses of yours also seem to be particulary annoying; for example, Metropolis.

Pacifism, with a few notable exceptions, sadly doesn't work. The nature of the inhabitants of the planet is so deeply ingrained that I firmly believe that a dictatorship is the only way to keep them from annihilating eachother over the tiniest slights. Also, I used to be exceptionally trigger-happy. I'm still mildly short-tempered, but my trigger-happiness only surfaces when I'm absolutely desperate, and you'll note that even in those situations I often have a backup plan. Everything I do is very much designed on who I am as much as on who Sonic is. Don't worry too much there.

And no, I do NOT intend to follow that particular Robotnik's example. That guy was, frankly, INSANE. Plus, at times he appears to be evil for evil's sake, which is the single most pointless thing anyone can do. I don't intend to transform the world into some dreary overpolluted post-apocalyptic hellhole. Again, I intend to seize control by whatever means necessary, and then improve on the sorry lot of the planet.

Your feedback on my mechs is very much appreciated. I do appreciate large-scale constructs - subtlety isn't exactly one of my strongest suits - but more and more these days, the weaknesses are becoming harder and harder to discern. Also, don't worry too much about your overconfidence - durability is a supremely important aspect to any creation, and if I'm honest, many of my constructs are extremely durable. It's just that Sonic is exceptionally good at what he does by now. I'll see about some scale reduction though. Functionality comes before how imposing a mech is.

Skulls... eh, they fit in certain themes - I seem to recall having a haunted mansion base once. You can't avoid skulls there, but overall, I prefer mechs. And I've heard some time ago that Sonic thrashed a vending machine, thinking it was one of my mechs. He then realised it was just showing a red and yellow advert. Hadn't laughed that hard in months.

Do be careful with those triceratops skulls though. Those things are quite interesting to research.

And ahhh nostalgia. The Death Egg battle was one of my better ones. Sadly, the power source - the Master Emerald - could not be adequately protected, and Sonic's repeated attacks caused a power surge that destroyed the mech. Such a shame...
And Metropolis was a fun base. It's actually still operational as well, but only for some minor projects. Some assembly lines, an airship or two... you know, the usual.

[Grouch]

how did you first find out about chao island?