Holy-
Right, monster post incoming.
Grandmaster Engineering, of course. Received my doctorate from the University of NONEOFYOURBUSINESS. (Actually, they asked me not to disclose that information out of embarassment. Hmph. They should be PROUD to have tutored me!)
Just a glandular problem. Look at my arms and legs, they're stick-thin. And if you look at several events, you'll note I can actually outrun that miserable rodent for short stretches.
Dr. Robotnik for preference, but I'll respond to Dr. Eggman. I do NOT respond to "Egg", "RoButtNik" (Still have to kill Sonic for that one. As well.), or similar.
Dear me. Right, from the top:
Very funny ARProductions. I'm going to run out of warheads at this rate.
Favourite music: Sixties. You'd think it'd be techno, but no. Gimme Beatles.
Metal: Well, the music style, not so much. As a building material, well, yes.
Do I like bacon? Yes, it's a lovely supplement to many foods.
Do I like candied bacon? CANDIED BACON? What idiot came up with THAT!? Never mind, I just don't want to know.
Do I like Jack Daniels? I don't drink. Not sure why, but I can't stand the taste of alcohol. If you want to booze up, feel free. Makes you easier to take down when my inevitable conquest comes...
Why do I hate Sonic? You have to ASK!? On my first bid for conquest, that rodent took down everything I threw at him, blew up my mechs - WITH ME IN THEM - on multiple occasions, and you have to ask why I hate the rodent!? I hold a grudging respect for his abilities, but he's an obstacle to be removed. As fast as possible, really. Probably involving several robotic armies.
Do I hate furries? Not really. It's not my lifestyle, but it's not as if I'm harmed by their very existence. I see no reason to dislike them based on what they enjoy, as long as it's not forced on me. This puts my desires of conquest into a whole new light, you might say. I say that what I say goes, so deal with it.
Do I like violence? Depends. If I feel something is irritating/aggravating/annoying/downright INFURIATING (see Sonic), then yes, I inflict violence on those things with massive amounts of glee.
Why hasn't my warhead taken you out yet!?
See answer above. Hmph. And I'll thank you to stop ridiculing my looks.
Do you like little kittehs?
I like kittens, but I don't have pets on the Egg Carrier. It's no life for a pet, really. Too many things to fall in and die horribly.
I do have my Chao Garden teleporter, which still works. Chao are pretty much self-sufficient anyway, so that'll work. I tried keeping cats there too once, but I returned the following day to find that the Chao all had cat attributes suddenly and the cats were gone. Not trying THAT again.
THAT good doctor is not me. I have several dozen dimensional counterparts. Most more embarassing than the last...
Last edited by Dr. Ivo Robotnik; 10th-October-2011 at 16:29.
What the hell is the trig identity for Sin(π/2-u)?
Look, I'd bring in that counterpart, but I do have my own dignity, thank you ever so much. So you'll just have to take my word for it. When I win, you'll have to take my word for everything anyway. Consider it practice.
...write an application? It's not exactly rocket science, you know. If you mean "a job with the illustrious master engineer and scientist Dr. Robotnik" then the best I can advise you is: Be very, very, VERY good at your chosen profession. Unless you're a good cook, in which case you're hired. I could never build a good robotic cook.
If you can't solve THAT on your own, you're beyond hope. Find a calculator or something.
Last edited by Kouen Hasuki; 10th-October-2011 at 17:28.