The hell? I'm being productive? Yeah, I know, right.
Some things to note:
-You actually can stomp enemies when using the shrink ray, I just wasn't causing it to trigger. Look down and run at them to pull it off.
-There are beer cans which function as temporary armor. There's ONE in the demo near that truck in the canyon. I walked right past it without noticing it was there.
So yeah, I have a feeling this game is going to be a serious disappointment for a lot of people and to brace for an inevitable "it's overrated" shitstorm. But hey, if you're looking for a fairly lighthearted and humorous FPS instead of the standard space marine/WWII soldier fare it could be exactly what you're looking for.