The Emuparadise Awards of 2007 *RESULTS POSTED*
The results:
Right, gather around me, lads and lesbians. For I am about to post the results of the 2007 Emuparadise Awards. Oh, I want it on record that I was first to point out how dull this contest was. I hardly won anything, and I hate you all.
Now, in case you actually care, I counted the votes my way, and I don't give a fuck about what you think about it. Several people failed to submit their votes properly, and all I have to say to you is; quit fucking trying.
See, I'm serious about the me hating you part. It's unfortunate but true.
Here goes.
First out is the Favourite Newcomer award that went to Ivolt (12). This was a no-contest deal with tanthias (4) and haldrie (2) finishing second and third. I'm not sure whether this means that Ivolt is awesome or that all other newbies stink, but I like to think it's mostly the latter.
Another no-brainer was the Favourite admin crap that Cookies (15) won easily. Sprung (9) finished second and crusher managed to collect 3 sympathy votes (not because he's bald or daft. I'm talking about the diabetes. Assholes).
Favourite super-moderator was a walk in the park for Cybernaut (13). Mikey (5) and my own personal favourite Elmdor (4) followed.. uh.. closely.
Ed (10) is simply too adorable, and he's also the EPers' favourite moderator. Pandaman (5) somehow managed to get in second (I opposed making him a mod, aswell as a retrodood) and the hardworking Jacker (4) got the third spot.
The favourite RetroD00D! is, naturally, Cheezymadman. HAHAHA! Seriously though, Lord Tonberry (8). Bring me the steak, all that jazz. Fer (4) and Eve (3) also get mentions here.
The favourite regular forumer award was a bit messed up, but it went to Banned (4). Ivolt (2) is barely worth mentioning, but I'm a kind-hearted person, deep down.
Favourite overall forumer: Danny (5), I know I'm not surprised. Fer (2) was the only other person to collect more than one vote. Bravo, I say!
The least favourite forumer is Paladin_Hammer (4). Pirates (3) and CMM (2) follow. Return to your villages in shame.
Worst thread starter: CMM (4) and Paladin (4). Wow, your parents must be so proud.
Ray's (11) silly puns got him the title of funniest forumer. Jase (6) and Cyber (5) are apparently also quite humorous. Tsk, my various bucket-kicking-related gags should've been enough to put me in the top 2..
Smartest forumer: Culise (12), Ed (4). I'd add something here, but I fear that Culise would reply and force me to type another long post. =/
The dumbest forumer is strelok (4). Then, he was smart enough not to come back after his ban expired. We've got nothing on him.
Most helpful forumer: It's Seggy (14). PM him and ask him to send you all the pokémon roms you want, like, now. Fuck, I'm tired. Also; Cookies (3), Sprung (2).
Most spammy forumer: CMM (14). He'll be getting lotsa pies. Darth (2) may have won the silver medal, but he won't be getting shit. Well, actually he might get just that.
Most missed forumer: Skinner8 (6). Pop in once a month to insult us atleast, dammit! Zeena (5) and SNKupo (5) should also come and give me apples and love..
Other missed members are: eggo, borly, dave, del boy, hangman, Lag, sawah, Hijuda, Schutzy, masJ, mason, legoman, Otomon, Dan, theo, Sage of Time, Dark Magician, Ru, slim, mushindo, nitramuse, toto, jimmy, KoN, sixchan, nightfall z, Gare, pkt, nek_, Paul, soldier, snk, faWzY, kon, clive, zorlon.
Favourite Avatar: Danny's ass (4). I won't be mentioning anyone else out of respect for those sexy cheeks.
Favourite Signature: Danny (7). No contest.
Now for the most important award! It's the Favourite Skin: Elmdor's pink skin (5+1) won. Haha! The Skinner's light whatever (5) and vB defualt (5) aren't nearly as great.
2007 had a lot of great EP moments, but the most shocking one was Cheezy getting unbanned. Ru actually posting, vlame getting dumped by that fatty, jack getting modded, Borly being fake, April fools, banned coming back and something about Sprung, RPGs and a metal thread was apparently also pretty shocking.
Favorite EP Moment of 2007: April fools, Borly posting, Dino's stupid reaction and Jase's open letter to MasJ or whatever.
Least Favorite EP Moment of 2007: The Rollback. Durrr.
And, now, for the pre-air awards! You know, the ones that don't matter or are just stupid.
Favourite newbie retro: kazuya.
Perfect Nipples: Elmdor.
Most Respected Member: Cookies.
Favourite IRCer: MuffinMan.
Best unintentional Borly impression: polobunny and borly.
Whiny bitch: Pools.
Best Clive: Clive (I'd mention how I came in second, but I am more of a wind rune user, as someone was kind enough to point out ^-^)
The guy who's never offline: Evans
Thread(s) of the Year: Panda Man's "Cookie Propaganda". http://www.epforums.org/official-bor...x.html?t=48058 http://www.epforums.org/message-evan...x.html?t=47373
Favourite Returning Member: SA-X voted for himself.
Best Kisser: Evans
Best arse: Fer!
hottest ep member: EGGO, clive, brightside
nicest member: ed and crusher
Best Drunko of the Year: Borman, polobunny and Theo
That's it, folks. I'm gonna stop typing now.
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Yeah, it's that time of year..
You're not supposed to vote for yourself but, eh, see if I care.
Favourite Newcomer: Ivolt.
Favourite admin: crusher, I suppose (though I felt like giving it to Cookies or Cosmic).
Favourite super-moderator: Toughie, but Cyber gets it in the end.
Favourite moderator: Ed, Skinny, Rucharly.. can't pick one.
Favourite RetroD00D!: Ton and Gare. Heck, even Ray deserves a mention.
Favourite regular forumer: Uh, I dunno.. Ivolt, Cheezy, Banned..? Damn, there has to be someone better.
Favourite overall forumer: Danny and Jonas.
Least favourite forumer: Pirates, if he counts.
Worst thread starter: Pandaman. Future post.. tsk.
Funniest forumer: Ray and Cyber.
Smartest forumer: Culise.
Dumbest forumer: lizard81288
Most helpful forumer: Seggy, probably..
Most spammy forumer: Uh, Mikey or CMM?
Most missed forumer: Skinny, Ru, Zeena, Gare, nek_ and Paul, though I feel like I'm forgetting someone. Lee was fun too.
Favourite Avatar: No idea.
Favourite Signature: See above.
Favourite Skin: Elmdor's pink (and awesome) skin is pretty awesome (and pink).
Most Shocking EP Moment of 2007: Cheezy getting unbanned.
Favorite EP Moment of 2007: April fools. We got you good, suckers. Oh, and me getting cum off the list of censored words. That wasn't in 2007 though.
Least Favorite EP Moment of 2007: The rollback, unless that was in the end of 2006..
If you want to add more awards, be quick about it!
Originally Posted by Michael
Going with Pandaman there. 
