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    Default Elmdor plays NES games without dying (CONSTANTLY UPDATED!))

    So, basically I've started to really enjoy going for these perfect runs, in terms of not dying. I mean, what's the fun in merely beating a game, when you can do it looking like some sort of nerdy ninja asshole?

    1. Super C - NES:



    Description: Yeah, this was a pretty awesome run, if I may say so myself. I especially like the first level with its' many random enemies because employing a mix of pacifism, speed-run and general trying-to-look-stylish-dickery is so easy there.

    2. Conta - NES:



    Description: I also think Contra's a pretty cool game. WANNA SEE ME BEAT IT? My run isn't nearly as stylish as Super C, and I probably should've practised some more cool or atleast time saving strategies but I really couldn't be arsed.

    3. Rush'n Attack - NES:



    Description: So, those of you who aren't big fans of this game are most likely morons. It's so great! With all the running, and the stabbing, and the running and the stabbing and the occasional climbing!!!!! Also, I jump now and then aswell!!!!
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    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Impressive run. You sure know your Contra

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    I have the weirdest boner right now.

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    Pretty sure that at one point you front flipped so hard everyone around you exploded.

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    Where's the version where you carry crusher's ass throughout the whole game?
    That would be something to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie Monster View Post
    Impressive run. You sure know your Contra
    Why, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey View Post
    Pretty sure that at one point you front flipped so hard everyone around you exploded.
    I wish. There's actually a kill-everything-bomb in a flying crate there, that I get on the go so to speak.

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    Where's the version where you carry crusher's ass throughout the whole game?
    That would be something to see
    We actually talked about recording us playing at some point. I must say, though, that he did really well the last time we played. And personally, I actually died lots.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Have you played the Contra game on the Android play store, if so is it any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer View Post
    We actually talked about recording us playing at some point. I must say, though, that he did really well the last time we played. And personally, I actually died lots.
    Oh you! <3

    Being generally somewhat good at games is one of the few skills I have but then I don't think that had anything to do with it. I mostly just copied every move you did... And I still think you died because I'm there obstructing your awesoma powa!

    SÄG TILL NÄR VI SKA SPELA IGEN ÄLSKLING!

    Quote Originally Posted by kirov View Post
    Have you played the Contra game on the Android play store, if so is it any good?
    I have and it's so-so. It's pretty faithful to the original Contra but made super easy and with microtransactions. You won't have to spend a single cent to beat it though just because how easy it is. Music is cool but it looks butt ugly. Chinese pre-rendered shit for the lose!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    I have and it's so-so. It's pretty faithful to the original Contra but made super easy and with microtransactions. You won't have to spend a single cent to beat it though just because how easy it is. Music is cool but it looks butt ugly. Chinese pre-rendered shit for the lose!
    Microtransaction? Really? Don't tell me that the charge .99 cents for an extra character skin or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirov View Post
    Microtransaction? Really? Don't tell me that the charge .99 cents for an extra character skin or something.
    Well the extra characters are unlocked using a in-game currency that you earn by playing the game or buying so in a sense, yes. Other than that you can buy extra lives, some completely unnecessary super weapons, invisibility and stuff like that, if I recall correctly. Nothing needed in the slightest.

    The unlockable character are kinda cool though since they all handle the weapon power-ups differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    Oh you! <3

    Being generally somewhat good at games is one of the few skills I have but then I don't think that had anything to do with it. I mostly just copied every move you did... And I still think you died because I'm there obstructing your awesoma powa!

    SÄG TILL NÄR VI SKA SPELA IGEN ÄLSKLING!
    It's a very good skill, yesh. Eh, I think I got you killed atleast as many times as you got me killed, so to speak, I was just not switched on in terms of having a second player there (every enemy appears at different times from when you're alone, and the screen is pulled back a bit). Still doesn't actually explain why I died so much though.

    I HELGEN ELLER NÄSTA VECKA ELLER BÅDE OCH!?!??!?!

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    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer View Post
    It's a very good skill, yesh. Eh, I think I got you killed atleast as many times as you got me killed, so to speak, I was just not switched on in terms of having a second player there (every enemy appears at different times from when you're alone, and the screen is pulled back a bit). Still doesn't actually explain why I died so much though.

    I HELGEN ELLER NÄSTA VECKA ELLER BÅDE OCH!?!??!?!
    Probably performance anxiety and getting the characters mixed up. Happened to me a couple of times...

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    Eh he, YOU PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON ME!!!

    See, I had this video of me beating Contra lying around, so I inserted it in the first post aswell.

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    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Wow.Impressive.How long have you been playing Contra? I'm not that good at it, but I practice a lot. I guess I have something to aim for.Thanks.

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    The Spread Gun is so ridiculously overpowered it's not even funny. Apparently during the development of Super C it was so OP that Konami had to nerf its damage output to much lower than the other guns.

    Also mighty fine work Mr. Nkfitta!

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