Happy Times with Hexen II*

[HowlerMonkey]

EDIT: FIXED THE TITLE HA

I'm back with my second LP, Hexen II! Playing as a Paladin on Difficulty 3. We got the first 22 minutes up, so let's get ready for a PALADIN PIZZA PARTY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In this LP, I've switched over to FRAPS and uploaded my footage with IMPROVED QUALITY! WOW!

[HowlerMonkey]

Aaand here's part two.

This one's only up at a maximum of 480p, which I'll probably do the rest of the parts in. If anyone is really opposed to this because they like watching Hexen 2 on an HDTV for some reason, let me know and I'll strongly consider returning to the unnecessarily huge 720p (The in-game resolution is set to 800x600 so)

ENJOY

[HowlerMonkey]

In part 3, I want to rename this thread to Unhappy Times and make a strong case for never doing blind LPs.

So here's what's up: Turns out due to some bug, I would never have been able to find the Treasury Key, which is necessary to complete the game. Basically it's due to some kind of trigger error that makes it so a note never shows up, and if that note never shows up I can never be told where to dig up the key. As such, I have to noclip through a door in order to continue the game. Sorry.



However, I didn't know about this bug until I got stuck and had to check an FAQ. So if you're a robot who really wants to get bored by this LP, I've uploaded this section from where I make the cut in part 3 to show you all the time I wasted looking around for a key that didn't exist.

[HowlerMonkey]

OH MY GOOOOOOOD WE GOT A PARTY OF FOUR

Just skip part 3. Seriously, you didn't miss anything. You want to know what you missed? I killed a horse and moved to Mexico. There you go. You're all caught up. Enjoy part 4

[HowlerMonkey]

And part 5. Why the hell not?



If you were to ask me, "Mr Grozlam, which part is better: 4 or 5?" I would say "Four to be sure, but five is.. also available"

[HowlerMonkey]

GOD I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH

[HowlerMonkey]

And in Part 7, I make a sound like I'm being spun in a circle by my feet and break the legs of Ramsesses II (no typo).

[Oleg Raven]

http://quakeone.com/forums/quake-talk/other-games/
for more hexen2 interesting stuff

[HowlerMonkey]

I actually uploaded part 8 seconds before being separated from the internet for many days. I'm in a Barnes and Noble right now.

[HowlerMonkey]

WELCOME TO URF



Fuck the soup can puzzle.

[HowlerMonkey]

And now we're kickin asses all the way through Septimus, the land that is both Rome and Greece.



I have been served a cease and desist letter for using the sound effect "Ey o yoy yey." You'll know what I mean.

[HowlerMonkey]

PART 11 featuring a shittier microphone.



I'm counterprogramming Evo right now. SHIT!

[HowlerMonkey]

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON MOOOOORE PARTS



Gettin near the end now. LET'S GO CRAZY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[HowlerMonkey]

In this part I yell and shout and make an ass out of myself.

But what else is new?



Tune in next time for the thrilling conclusion (So help me God)

[HowlerMonkey]

FINISH THE JOB

Is what I do in this part. Thanks for watching, if you did. If you didn't, that's okay too. We can still be friends.

I've also loaded up all the parts into a playlist if you want to watch it all in one shot. That would take a really long time though, so I don't know why you'd want to. I dunno maybe people are into that sort of thing.

Coming up next: I don't know! See ya in a while