The Wang out: Born to do Dishes. All of you.

[Sprung]

Now the avatar plays too fast

[Fer!]

When DOA1 came out

Man, those fighting skills really pay out with other "activities."

Weird, I can't remember seeing Kasumi fighting right now.

[Evans]

I vote for the car

I don't know, man, that couch looks awfully suspicious to me...

[Fer!]

I vote for the car

Couch here.

[Evans]

Man, those fighting skills really pay out with other "activities."

Weird, I can't remember seeing Kasumi fighting right now.

Wait, she's from a game? :O

[Evans]

Couch here.

*sits down*

Hmmm, needs more beard.

Whut?

[Mistral]

So far, you're either a baby, an old man, some chick, a couch, or a little red car.

I will get to the bottom of this.

Little?
...
Oh, wait, err, I mean...

[Ivolt]

My mom is watching this thing (I guess it's a debate) about Michael Vick.
WTF is this shit?

[Evans]

Little?
...
Oh, wait, err, I mean...

I'm onto you!




BAI

[Jetsetlemming]

Taquitos.

[Fer!]

Taquitos.

[Anonymous]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Doom 3. Made my way to the Marine HQ, now heading for Alpha Labs. Stopped off in that bathroom to make sure nothing was gonna jump out of there at me when I pased the door. Had my flashlight out b/c it was dark as shit. Looked into the mirror.

FLAMES OF FUCKING HELL.

That was fucking wicked.

[Evans]

Taquitos.

Fuck you guys, now I'm hungry.

[Ivolt]

Taquitos.

Fuck you guys, now I'm hungry.

I going to 7-11 now.

[Evans]

I going to 7-11 now.

You're now included.

Fuck you.