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Thread: The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Many people say it's dangerous to use a cellphone during driving.

    And it is.

    If you're some nut who's using them while being at 120-130 kph. >___> I remember some idiot that almost gave me a front hit by driving like he was in Burnout in a 30-50 kph avenue.
    It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated

    And girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Many people say it's dangerous to use a cellphone during driving.

    And it is.

    If you're some nut who's using them while being at 120-130 kph. >___> I remember some idiot that almost gave me a front hit by driving like he was in Burnout in a 30-50 kph avenue.
    Silly foreigners and your metric system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Nah, mine usually involve abortion.



    Did you grab your father's "stick shift"?
    Just because I like you I won't do a comment/joke about your picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Many people say it's dangerous to use a cellphone during driving.

    And it is.

    If you're some nut who's using them while being at 120-130 kph. >___> I remember some idiot that almost gave me a front hit by driving like he was in Burnout in a 30-50 kph avenue.
    120kmh = 70mph... right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    They usually involve pantyhose and lipstick.

    No wait, those are Ray's accidents.
    I never get tired of stories about women leaving the gas station with the hose plugged in the tank, still. Or those where they end up either going backwards or facing against traffic because they missed an exit. :X
    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Need.. give.. rep...

    DAMMIT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    Im hard of living in Chernobyl! Theres nothing but Hazards...i guess i better go to a Street called fagot...
    Your mom took Thalidimide, didn't she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    I'm eating peanut butter sammiches.
    I never ate that...and i want do taste it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated

    And girls.
    Cell Loud Speakers are there for a reason...
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Silly foreigners and your metric system.
    Silly virgins who haven't had backseat fun.

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    You should try learning english before you start speaking it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    120kmh = 70mph... right?
    60 mph ~ 100 kmh

    So, just about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    I never ate that...and i want do taste it
    Is that some sort-of pick up line? ...maybe a sexual innuendo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Your mom took Thalidimide, didn't she?
    uh...Fuck that shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Just because I like you I won't do a comment/joke about your picture.
    Do it you pansy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Cell Loud Speakers are there for a reason...
    Dialing the cellphone is what gets people into wrecks, not talking on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    uh...Fuck that shit?
    Well, that explains a lot.

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