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Thread: The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    It's true, but the women's accidents are more dumb.
    o rly? damn i missed that funny picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Oh, you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    My uncle drives a Jeep with a manual.

    As he talks on his cell phone and steers with his knee.
    Haha, he needs a book to drive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    It's true, but the women's accidents are more dumb.
    They usually involve pantyhose and lipstick.

    No wait, those are Ray's accidents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Yeah. You should have seen the face my friend made when she did that.


    Fucking priceless.
    I remember when my father taught how to drive. I managed to do a good drift and he had a HOLY SHIT look on his face.






    Actually, I was more scared than him, because I thought the car was going to roll over. Luckily I didn't soiled my pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    They usually involve pantyhose and lipstick.

    No wait, those are Ray's accidents.
    Nah, mine usually involve abortion.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I remember when my father taught how to drive. I managed to do a good drift and he had a HOLY SHIT look on his face.

    Actually, I was more scared than him, because I thought the car was going to roll over. Luckily I didn't soiled my pants.
    Did you grab your father's "stick shift"?

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    Im still freaking hungry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Haha, he needs a book to drive.
    Need.. give.. rep...

    DAMMIT.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    Im still freaking hungry
    The whole country?

    Stud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    Im still freaking hungry
    I'm eating peanut butter sammiches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    The whole country?

    Stud.
    Hungary for Cock.

    I own that DVD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    It's not that difficult
    Many people say it's dangerous to use a cellphone during driving.

    And it is.

    If you're some nut who's using them while being at 120-130 kph. >___> I remember some idiot that almost gave me a front hit by driving like he was in Burnout in a 30-50 kph avenue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Hungary for Cock.
    Sounds like a good trade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Hungary for Cock.

    I starred in that DVD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    The whole country?

    Stud.
    Im hard of living in Chernobyl! Theres nothing but Hazards...i guess i better go to a Street called fagot...

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