The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Lee]

I believe that something created the universe, and it wasn't a giant explosion from nothingness. Aside from that, I'm with Darwin all the way.

Oh, you dont beleive in Evolution either?

because "all the way" means you are with the fact that he discredited his entire life's work on his deathbed.

[Lee]

The way I see it, if there's no afterlife, I've got nothing to worry about anyway. If there's a hell, I was already headed there before I stopped believing.

Seriously. I laughed at this. That right there is a one way ticket to the Big Furnace

rofl that video is hilarious...

aside from the towers n all.

[Anonymous]

Oh, you dont beleive in Evolution either?

because "all the way" means you are with the fact that he discredited his entire life's work on his deathbed.

I believe that all life on this planet came from a single-celled organism in a pool of primordial slop.

I also believe that if the bible was correct in the fact that all humans are descendants of Adam and Eve, that we're all inbred beyond belief (pardon the pun)

[Lee]

THERE ARE SOME WHO CALL ME... Tim.

are you asian tim?

[Anonymous]

are you asian tim?

Scottish.

[Lee]

I believe that all life on this planet came from a single-celled organism in a pool of primordial slop.

I also believe that if the bible was correct in the fact that all humans are descendants of Adam and Eve, that we're all inbred beyond belief (pardon the pun)

How do you figure?

Adam->Eve=kain+abel (100% pure)

abel+eve=peoples1 (50% pure)

kain+eve=peoples2 (50% pure)

peoples 1+ peoples 2=peoples 3 (25% pure)

peoples 1+peoples 3=peoples 4 (25% pure)

peoples 3+peoples 2=peoples 5 (18.75% pure?)

peoples 4+peoples 5=peoples 6 (12.5%?)

for every generation it is only a slightly larger percentage of identical DNA being tainted, but overall yes we are mega inbred...

[Lee]

Scottish.

oh, i knew an asian tim, he was a kewl guy...

oh wait, why would i think he was you? -__-

[Anonymous]

Lee, you were never much of a math whiz, were you?

[Evans]

The mere thought people still believe this whole Adam and Eve story... :eyeball:

[Anonymous]

Besides, unless some new blood is introduced into the gene pool, it's all the same things being passed around and down through generations. Which means we have the same basic DNA as Adam and Eve.

Which is horseshit.

[Lee]

Lee, you were never much of a math whiz, were you?

why do you say that?

im a math genius. [sarcasm][/sarcasm]<-- none of it here

[Rekuja]

HUR HUR HUR

"Fuck your couch" who am i quoting?

[Sprung]

Besides, unless some new blood is introduced into the gene pool, it's all the same things being passed around and down through generations. Which means we have the same basic DNA as Adam and Eve.

Which is horseshit.

Adam, Eve.

Premordial Soup complex amino acids.

What's the difference.

[Anonymous]

HUR HUR HUR

"Fuck your couch" who am i quoting?

[Lee]

Adam, Eve.

Premordial Soup complex amino acids.

What's the difference.

"adam, eve" isnt a full ten characters?