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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Both.

    Although I normally just loop "hello ray" and of course I call him early in the morning to get the occasional "ugh...hello?".

    I'm adding sound to our sex tape.

    Since the mic spent most of the tape lodged in my ass.

    And the squishing gets dull after the first 8 hours.
    ah, would you need any sexy asian schoolgirl noises?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    ah, would you need any sexy asian schoolgirl noises?
    I have plenty.

    And while there's no such thing as too much, I hate dupes.

    So in the mean time, I'm going to sift through 342351345354352362 GB of hardcore schoolgirl action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    I have plenty.

    And while there's no such thing as too much, I hate dupes.

    So in the mean time, I'm going to sift through 342351345354352362 GB of hardcore schoolgirl action.
    Schieße.
    "When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice."
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    I will miss you guys.

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    Raaaay...?

    If you were in a German schieße video, you'd tell me... Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    So in the mean time, I'm going to sift through 2 kB of hardcore schoolgirl action.
    fix'd

    and only i can supply you with 15gb of tentacle hentai...

    because The two known moviesl+all other tentacle hentai is only like 10gb... (am i allowed to post titles here? O.o)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galcian View Post
    Schieße.
    Fire away!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezy
    If you were in a German schieße video, you'd tell me... Right?
    Sure.

    Just don't google Canaidian SchiBe XII: The Beaver and the bullet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee
    fix'd

    and only i can supply you with 15gb of tentacle hentai...

    because The two known moviesl+all other tentacle hentai is only like 10gb... (am i allowed to post titles here? O.o)
    Yes.

    Oh, and clearly you're unfamiliar with the expansiveness of my porn collection.

    It's dwarfed only by my cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Oh, and clearly you're unfamiliar with the expansiveness of my porn collection.
    Do you want to combat my 6TB HDD array, Coupled with my amazing porn searching ability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Do you want to combat my 6TB HDD array, Coupled with my amazing porn searching ability.
    Popcorn?

    Is that you dude?




    No one has 6TB.

    No one.

    Except maybe bill gates.

    But everyone knows he only faps to jeffersons.

    And benjamins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Popcorn?

    Is that you dude?

    shh dont tell anyone and, if you need to know, i have 6.2TB of hard drives on my main desktop...

    its 1x4TB External, 2x1TB Internal, and a 200gb internal i keep all my "Ray_" porn on...

    in other words the stuff i vomit to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    shh dont tell anyone and, if you need to know, i have 6.2TB of hard drives on my main desktop...

    its 1x4TB External, 2x1TB Internal, and a 200gb internal i keep all my "Ray_" porn on...

    in other words the stuff i vomit to.
    Make sure you don't get irwin'd by the Ray_ stuff.

    Vomiting too hard and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Make sure you don't get irwin'd by the Ray_ stuff.

    Vomiting too hard and all.
    my desktop has a switch that turns the monitor off when the water level gets about 6" off the floor...


    also, did i mention my 6x46" flat screen plasma?

    or my 64GB of ram?

    or the Quad SLI'd 8800's?

    or the 3DLabs 1gb card used for rendering.

    or the Cookies i warm next to the Beta Quad Core AMD CPU...

    i do not use this computer for gaming, it is exclusively for porn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    my desktop has a switch that turns the monitor off when the water level gets about 6" off the floor...


    also, did i mention my 6x46" flat screen plasma?

    or my 64GB of ram?

    or the Quad SLI'd 8800's?

    or the 3DLabs 1gb card used for rendering.

    or the Cookies i warm next to the Beta Quad Core AMD CPU...

    i do not use this computer for gaming, it is exclusively for porn...
    Then you've got a problem, no porn requires specs that high.

    Not even high def porn games.

    Which is why you should've used an old computer with a huge HDD.

    And gamed on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Then you've got a problem, no porn requires specs that high.

    Not even high def porn games.

    Which is why you should've used an old computer with a huge HDD.

    And gamed on that one.
    bah, i game on my shitty laptop to challenge myself.

    maybe i should change my ideas?

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    Damnit Hangout Die Fastah!!!!!!


    Die Nowz!!!!!

    Oh Noez!!!

    Its Duh Apocalipz!!

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    "Okay G, im Outty 5000"

    "Magellan you crazy cook!"

    name that show for $5...

    ill check it tommorow as its 1:45 here...

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