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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    well, normally girls ask me to play guitar, and then we have web cam sex...

    its amazingly hawt...

    but im so good at it ive been charged with web cam rape before...
    You raped a webcam?

    Male port or female port?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Yeah, your random assumption>the doctor's decade+ of studies.
    Well, it's silly to take a pill every 8 hours. I have to sleep sometimes.. today being most of the day.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Unless someone explains to me what's a bad/good idea I'm changing the thread title to something so hilarious that it'll be obvious that only I could've thought of it.
    Good idea: making cake for kids
    Bad idea: making rape for kids.

    Wait, I think I did that wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Evans, take your dick out of lee's mouth.



    I wanna see his fingering skills.
    buht eht tuhstz guhd!

    oh, you are in luck, im a classically trained finger picker. (not kiddingon that one... )

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Unless someone explains to me what's a bad/good idea I'm changing the thread title to something so hilarious that it'll be obvious that only I could've thought of it.
    Imma changin mah title!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    You assume that's not already the case.

    Evans, take your dick out of lee's mouth.

    I wanna see his fingering skills.
    Assume. Hope. Same deal. 5 dollah.

    I don't even know the guy. I ain't no whore.

    I just wanna see you with a guitar up your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    The Xbox 360 is a must have system.
    I may buy a 360 for Dead Rising alone. The other 360 exclusives are nothing great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    You raped a webcam?

    Male port or female port?
    both at once -.-

    and, damned water heater is leaky...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    You raped a webcam?

    Male port or female port?
    Wireless.
    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Well, it's silly to take a pill every 8 hours. I have to sleep sometimes.. today being most of the day.
    I could give you some suppository. Not sure what illness my dick can cure, though...

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    Get it? Norm McDonald!

    Like when he was on Celebrity Poker Showdown, and said those things, holding those cards.

    Hilarous. Also, he's Canadian, I think.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Wireless.

    I could give you some suppository. Not sure what illness my dick can cure, though...
    diarrhea?

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Get it? Norm McDonald!

    Like when he was on Celebrity Poker Showdown, and said those things, holding those cards.

    Hilarous. Also, he's Canadian, I think.
    Sure is.

    Haven't seen him in a while. Must be dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Wireless.

    I could give you some suppository. Not sure what illness my dick can cure, though...
    Depression and nymphomania.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    both at once -.-

    and, damned water heater is leaky...
    HORT.

    Time to fake a russian accent and try to clog the leaks with gum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    diarrhea?
    Temporary fix. Upon withdrawal, it comes back. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Depression and nymphomania.



    HORT.

    Time to fake a russian accent and try to clog the leaks with gum.
    Haha. Good ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Time to fake a russian accent and try to clog the leaks with gum.
    already tried, im gonna try to pull this thing labeled "Pressure Release Valve"...

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