The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Raype]

well, normally girls ask me to play guitar, and then we have web cam sex...

its amazingly hawt...

but im so good at it ive been charged with web cam rape before...

You raped a webcam?

Male port or female port?

[Elmdor Rizer]

Yeah, your random assumption>the doctor's decade+ of studies.

Well, it's silly to take a pill every 8 hours. I have to sleep sometimes.. today being most of the day.

[Raype]

Unless someone explains to me what's a bad/good idea I'm changing the thread title to something so hilarious that it'll be obvious that only I could've thought of it.

Good idea: making cake for kids
Bad idea: making rape for kids.

Wait, I think I did that wrong...

[Lee]

Evans, take your dick out of lee's mouth.



I wanna see his fingering skills.

buht eht tuhstz guhd!

oh, you are in luck, im a classically trained finger picker. (not kiddingon that one... )

[Evans]

Unless someone explains to me what's a bad/good idea I'm changing the thread title to something so hilarious that it'll be obvious that only I could've thought of it.

Imma changin mah title!

You assume that's not already the case.

Evans, take your dick out of lee's mouth.

I wanna see his fingering skills.

Assume. Hope. Same deal. 5 dollah.

I don't even know the guy. I ain't no whore.

I just wanna see you with a guitar up your ass.

[Anonymous]

The Xbox 360 is a must have system.

I may buy a 360 for Dead Rising alone. The other 360 exclusives are nothing great.

[Lee]

You raped a webcam?

Male port or female port?

both at once -.-

and, damned water heater is leaky...

[Evans]

You raped a webcam?

Male port or female port?

Wireless.

Well, it's silly to take a pill every 8 hours. I have to sleep sometimes.. today being most of the day.

I could give you some suppository. Not sure what illness my dick can cure, though...

[Elmdor Rizer]

Get it? Norm McDonald!

Like when he was on Celebrity Poker Showdown, and said those things, holding those cards.

Hilarous. Also, he's Canadian, I think.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Wireless.

I could give you some suppository. Not sure what illness my dick can cure, though...

diarrhea?

[Evans]

Get it? Norm McDonald!

Like when he was on Celebrity Poker Showdown, and said those things, holding those cards.

Hilarous. Also, he's Canadian, I think.

Sure is.

Haven't seen him in a while. Must be dead.

[Raype]

Wireless.

I could give you some suppository. Not sure what illness my dick can cure, though...

Depression and nymphomania.

both at once -.-

and, damned water heater is leaky...

HORT.

Time to fake a russian accent and try to clog the leaks with gum.

[Evans]

diarrhea?

Temporary fix. Upon withdrawal, it comes back. :/

[Evans]

Depression and nymphomania.



HORT.

Time to fake a russian accent and try to clog the leaks with gum.

Haha. Good ones.

[Lee]

Time to fake a russian accent and try to clog the leaks with gum.

already tried, im gonna try to pull this thing labeled "Pressure Release Valve"...