The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Evans]

I'm not allowed on memory lane anymore.

Ever since I altered history a la forest gump so that I prevented 9/11 by taking the terrorists out for a wild night after running into them at a strip club.

Apparently were that event not to happen Bush would've declared war on Japan.

And then things got ugly.

I'm not sure what the severed heads with the warped voices, the ghosts, exploding invisible monsters with a whacky sense of humor, or the zombies had to do with the japanese american war, but I wasn't about to ask questions.

I see you're still in contact with the crack pipe.

[Raype]

I'm good to go again.

Good, good.

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?

IRON AND COPPER, IRON AND COPPER!!!

ever seen kill bill?

i played the schoolgirl ninja...

i was like 16...

i had not fully developed my ninja skills

The one who killed a guy just for hitting on her?

...

Did I ever mention that I feel no attraction to you whatsoever?

...

Wait, did I do it right?

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DON'T KILL ME!!

I just go "Yes" and stretch it until they grab a chair themselves.

Good idea, I shall consider this in the future.

[Raype]

I see you're still in contact with the crack pipe.

That's not the only crack I wanna smoke.

[Sprung]

Had we gone to war with Japan, I might have gotten my TV for half price >.<

[Raype]

Had we gone to war with Japan, I might have gotten my TV for half price >.<

Yeah, because we all know war with an oil rich country really lowered gas prices right?

Right?

[Evans]

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU?

Good idea, I shall consider this in the future.

Or, just touch it and go "yup", then walk away. S'what I do. Hey, I don't ask them to pick shit off the floor, do I?

[Evans]

That's not the only crack I wanna smoke.

I hide my stash in me ass. Wanna smoke mah grass?

Yeah, because we all know war with an oil rich country really lowered gas prices right?

Right?

[Raype]

Or, just touch it and go "yup", then walk away. S'what I do. Hey, I don't ask them to pick shit off the floor, do I?

I'M ONTO YOU!

Eh, long story. Needless to say, today has involved lots of holding and reaching. Kinda link masturbation, except without the climax.

[Raype]

I hide my stash in me ass. Wanna some mah grass?

You have an ass full of grass? I'd be insane to pass on ass grass. Puff and pass Eve.

[Evans]

I'M ONTO YOU!

Eh, long story. Needless to say, today has involved lots of holding and reaching. Kinda link masturbation, except without the climax.

Tell me when you get to the "into" part.

Moving or something?

[Sprung]

Yeah, because we all know war with an oil rich country really lowered gas prices right?

Right?

Go fuck something.

[Evans]

You have an ass full of grass? I'd be insane to pass on ass grass. Puff and pass Eve.

*Inhales, then farts*

There ya go.

[Raype]

Tell me when you get to the "into" part.

Moving or something?

Will do. You.

Mom's getting hitched. That's right evans, she's off the market . Whose idea was it to make everyone in my family short? It'd be comical if it weren't so weird.

Go fuck something.

Gas prices will have to finish rising first.

*googles tits*

*gas prices rises*

AND AWAY I GO!

[Raype]

*Inhales, then farts*

There ya go.

*sniffs*

This weed smells like eggs.

You bastard! This stuff is cut!

[Evans]

Go fuck something.

Ahhh, you're a bad sport.