The Hangout: Fun Fact - Fer! is actually Peter Parker.

[Evans]

Oh man, seriously. Just try it. :X

[Jackhammer]

Things to do. Laters...

/gone

[Evans]

Take THAT, Matriarch.

[Sprung]

Things to do. Laters...

/gone

[Evans]

Things to do. Laters...

/gone

See ya!

Darn, puched out by Dame Camelia.

[Ivolt]

I lost to the maid.
Damn her and her manly hands.

[Raype]

this game is fucking Genius

http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php

That old chick is fucking cheap.

[Ivolt]

That old chick is fucking cheap.

You lost to the maid too?

[Raype]

You lost to the maid too?

No, the one after the maid.

She's all "BITCH SLAP OF DOOM!"

And I'm "Oh shit!"

And then I got pwnd.

I'm guessing the only way to beat her is to counter and avoid attacking altogether.

[Evans]

That old chick is fucking cheap.

She reminds me, somehow, of one of the last bosses in Shining Force 2, King Galam.

[Evans]

No, the one after the maid.

She's all "BITCH SLAP OF DOOM!"

And I'm "Oh shit!"

And then I got pwnd.

I'm guessing the only way to beat her is to counter and avoid attacking altogether.

Wait till the fat fuck after her pummels you with her jewels.

[Evans]

Welllll, was supposed to go to my bro's place for the rest of the day, but it seems my bro left without me. Gotta find something to do... No more yard work to be done... Guess gaming is where it's at. Blows that he felt like selling his PS2.

[Raype]

Wait till the fat fuck after her pummels you with her jewels.

You weren't kidding.

There is no way to kill that thing.

No freakin' way!

[Evans]

You weren't kidding.

There is no way to kill that thing.

No freakin' way!

Let's call in the expert.

OHHHH, JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!?

[Raype]

Let's call in the expert.

OHHHH, JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!?

He knows better than to slap a fat chick.

The jiggling would cause earthquakes. If she falls over, he's done for.