I swear to god evans, if you make a joke about the "me being too soft" comment, I will eat your fucking soul.
We're gonna make a toast when it falls apart, I'm gonna raise my glass above my heart, then someone shouts "That's what they get!".
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!