"Mum, stay there, we'll be over in a bit."
"No, it's fine, I don't want to cause a fuss."
"WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!"
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"Any zombies out there?"
"Don't say that."
"What?"
"That!"
"What?!"
"The zed word!"
"Well, are there any?"
"No, it doesn't look as bad as all that. Oh, wait. There they are."
Why is every cable commercial some dumb-ass band trying to sing a song about cable that manages to give no information on the thing their paid to talk about?
Retarded as hell.
Is it illegal to say "penis" on TV? All these "male enhancement" commercials are calling it "that certain part of a man's body".
hehe, i said penis.
This place is dead as a doornail...
That statement makes no sense.
If you hammer a nail through a piece of timber and then flatten the end over on the inside so it can’t be removed again (a technique called clinching), the nail is said to be dead, because you can’t use it again. Doornails would very probably have been subjected to this treatment to give extra strength in the years before screws were available. So they were dead because they’d been clinched.![]()