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Thread: The Hangout: At Deach's Expense

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    The “walking” dead tend to move at a slouch or limp. Even without injuries or advanced decomposition, their lack of coordination makes for an unsteady stride. Speed is mainly determined by leg length. Taller ghouls have longer strides than their shorter counterparts. Zombies appear to be incapable of running. The fastest have been observed to move at a rate of barely one step per 1.5 seconds. Again, as with strength, the dead’s advantage over the living is their tirelessness. Humans who believe they have outrun their undead pursuers might do well to remember the story of the tortoise and the hare, adding, of course, that in this instance the hare stands a good chance of being eaten alive.
    Zombie Survival Guide ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Zombie Survival Guide ftw
    Where are you reading that? the bookmark
    I had is dead now.

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    No you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Exactly.

    Hence, the ban.
    Had the kids not been there would you have banned still?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Where are you reading that? the bookmark
    I had is dead now.
    Got the eBook from BookChan, no I won't link you, I've said enough already.

    Rule #1: Do not talk about the Chans.
    Rule #2: DO NOT. TALK. ABOUT. THE CHANS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deach View Post
    No you are.
    You going to the fireworks tonight? You know the annual celebration of our nation's independance from those nasty, vile, bloodthirsty demons the Britis...

    Oh, nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You going to the fireworks tonight? You know the annual celebration of our nation's independance from those nasty, vile, bloodthirsty demons the Britis...

    Oh, nevermind.
    You realize we were british too.

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    Quite awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You going to the fireworks tonight? You know the annual celebration of our nation's independance from those nasty, vile, bloodthirsty demons the Britis...

    Oh, nevermind.
    That's tomorrow, Sprung. Today is the Third of July, the annual celebration of Belarus' independence from those nasty, vile, bloodthirty demons the Germans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Had the kids not been there would you have banned still?
    Even seemingly tame animals, when cornered, can become vicious by instinct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    You realize we were british too.
    Who's side are you on, anyway?

    pfft....canadians :eyeball:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    That's tomorrow, Sprung. Today is the Third of July, the annual celebration of Belarus' independence from those nasty, vile, bloodthirty demons the Germans.
    Eh...tonight's the fireworks here. We have a time machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You going to the fireworks tonight? You know the annual celebration of our nation's independance from those nasty, vile, bloodthirsty demons the Britis...

    Oh, nevermind.
    WE SHALL HAVE OUR DAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deach View Post
    WE SHALL HAVE OUR DAY
    It's tomorrow

    We'll celebrate for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Even seemingly tame animals, when cornered, can become vicious by instinct.
    I'm not quite sure what that means...

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