Holy crap July 21st is going to be fun.
The last Harry Potter book comes out.
And I'll be at Barnes and Noble at midnight to spoil the ending for everyone in line.
Oh dear, EP original style just hit me. So nasty.
Off to do stuff. Bai!
Folks, I have a mission for you all. I've posted the same thing on 7chan, and will soon post it on 4chan.
"Let us plan, great /b/rothas. 7-12 may be a great day in the history of internet trolls, but 7-21 will be the greatest day in the history of IRL trolls.
On July 21st, 2007, the seventh and final harry Potter book is released to the public. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to learn every spoiler you possibly can about this book. They shall be posted in this thread when they are learned.
We want REAL, CONFIRMED SPOILERS, not "Snape is a body-surfer" or "Hermione is a dude." We need epic spoilers like "Snape kills Dumbledore" of 2005.
This could be our greatest moment, /b/. We must ruin the book-reading experience of as many pre-teens as humanly possible. "
Hi guys.
Advice for the day:
Lie, cheat, steal, leave the toilet seat up.
Raaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hh..