You were too old for them back then =P
When did David Carradine start doing phone book commercials?
Oh and for the record, FaWzY is actually a total badass, he just doesn't know it.
POKEYMONZ IS GONNA SHOVE A TRIDENT UP YOUR SPHINCTER!
The Pokemon games on GB/DS are awesome, agreed.
According to Mythbusters, laying on a grenade will actually prevent anyone outside of five feet away from you from taking any major damage.
Of course, they'll be sending you home to mother in a collection of tiny glass jars.