lolbritOriginally Posted by Deach
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lolbrit
Hater
What? Say that again? I'm sorry I can't hear over your FUCKING FAT.
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Alright.
Just realised my parents are in bed, so I went to the fridge to get my snax. Somebody has eaten my entire fucking bar of chocolate that I was saving to get mega stoned tonight. I am fucking pissed off.
I still have a couple bags of chips, a HUEG bag ofCheese Supreme Doritos, Doritos salsa, some Nachos that I prepared earlier (Just stuck them in the oven to turn on when I come inside) and a litre of Guava nectar.
Yeah. I'm pretty fucking fat.
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I'm done brushing my teeth, guys.
Super Moderator
Perfect.
*whips out penis*
Oral sex time!
Hater
I'm sorry. T_T
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Can I lick your anus, too?
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Bastard.
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Like, don't stuff your face with shit?
Cookie Thief
Aw, was somebody's feelings hurt?
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
Hater
Yes. I cried myself to sleep every night. I almost tried suicide.Aw, was somebody's feelings hurt?
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Skin deep? That's a long way to go.Aw, was somebody's feelings hurt?
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No way. I love it.
I'm doubt I'm gonna get any fatter. I go for huge walks nearly everyday. And I don't stuff my face too often.
Maybe I should do a bit more excercise, though.
Flavored milks
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As do I, but I don't. You wouldn't eat as much if you were busy doing stuff.
Laws of physics wouldn't apply anymore?
Yup, but that's boring. I prefer to just do stuff.
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